{"id":208,"date":"2019-10-22T17:22:48","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T17:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/?page_id=208"},"modified":"2019-11-25T14:26:14","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T14:26:14","slug":"smatt-og-stort-2001","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/smatt-og-stort-2001\/","title":{"rendered":"Sm\u00e1tt og st\u00f3rt 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Punktur is <\/strong><br>M\u00f6nnum er sennilega enn \u00ed fersku minni uppistandi\u00f0 sem var\u00f0 \u00e1 J\u00f6kuldal \u00feegar \u00fear fannst hreind\u00fdrakj\u00f6t sem menn g\u00e1tu ekki gert grein fyrir. Kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 var sett \u00ed frystig\u00e1m og hann innsigla\u00f0ur af l\u00f6greglu. \u00deegar svo l\u00f6ggan \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 (s\u00f6nnunargagni\u00f0) var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 rj\u00fafa innsigli\u00f0 og kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 horfi\u00f0. H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson bj\u00f3 til eftirfarandi:  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Augl\u00fdsing af J\u00f6kuldal:<\/strong><br>Augl\u00fdst skal n\u00fana me\u00f0 \u00f6rf\u00e1um l\u00ednum<br>alls konar heillandi matarval.<br>Almennings freista me\u00f0 afur\u00f0um s\u00ednum<br>\u00e1r\u00e6\u00f0nir b\u00e6ndur af J\u00f6kuldal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hafir\u00f0u \u00e1huga \u00e1 hreind\u00fdraketinu<br>\u00ed h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0arveislu til \u00e1b\u00e6tis,<br>r\u00e9ttast er \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 reyna \u00e1 netinu<br>rudolf app g\u00e1mur punktur is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00daldinn \u00cdslandsp\u00f3stur<\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 gat varla hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 hagyr\u00f0ingur s\u00e6tu a\u00f0ger\u00f0arlausir eftir hneyksli\u00f0 sem kom UPP hj\u00e1 \u00cdslandsp\u00f3sti um j\u00f3lin. S\u00e1 snjalli \u00feingeyski hagyr\u00f0ingur, Fri\u00f0rik Steingr\u00edmsson sendi m\u00e9r \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hafist g\u00e6ti r\u00f6fl og r\u00f3stur,<br>ryskingar og hva\u00f0 sem er,<br>\u00feegar \u00faldinn \u00cdslandsp\u00f3stur<br>eftir j\u00f3lin skilar s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>S\u00e1ttaumleitun<\/strong><br>\u00deeir hafa kve\u00f0ist \u00e1 h\u00e9r \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6ttinum undanfari\u00f0 Konr\u00e1\u00f0 Erlendsson kennari a\u00f0 Laugum og fyrrverandi nemandi hans Fri\u00f0rik Steingr\u00edmsson. Konr\u00e1\u00f0 sendi m\u00e9r eftirfarandi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEkki \u00e1tti \u00e9g von \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r yr\u00f0i svona mikill matur \u00far \u00feessum leirbur\u00f0i okkar Fri\u00f0riks! N\u00fa held \u00e9g a\u00f0 s\u00e9 m\u00e1l a\u00f0 linni og \u00fev\u00ed vil \u00e9g fara h\u00e6filega vel a\u00f0 honum og vita hvort hann \u00feagnar ekki.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Af \u00f6\u00f0rum sveinum \u00e6 \u00fe\u00fa barst<br>hva\u00f0 i\u00f0ni og g\u00e1fur snerti<br>og or\u00f0heppinn \u00fe\u00fa alltaf varst<br>en \u00f3ttalegt merkikerti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 \u00feig semja vil n\u00fa fri\u00f0<br>v\u00edsur eru \u00e1 \u00ferotum<br>kennari vill kaupa gri\u00f0<br>kominn a\u00f0 ni\u00f0urlotum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">Dagur 5. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fri\u00f0ar skulum feta veg  <\/strong><br>Konr\u00e1\u00f0 Erlendsson kennari sendi Fri\u00f0riki Steingr\u00edmssyni tv\u00e6r v\u00edsur s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku og vildi \u00fear me\u00f0 semja vi\u00f0 hann fri\u00f0 en \u00feeir hafa kve\u00f0ist \u00e1 h\u00e9r \u00ed bla\u00f0inu um nokkurt skei\u00f0. N\u00fa hefur Fri\u00f0rik sent kve\u00f0juv\u00edsu sem er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fri\u00f0ar skulum feta veg<br>fr\u00e6ndseminnar dilla sterti.<br>\u00c1fram ver\u00f0ur\u00f0u eins og \u00e9g<br>illa launa\u00f0 merkikerti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1st \u00fe\u00edn vakir yfir m\u00e9r<\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 birtum \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum sem v\u00edsu dagsins hina fr\u00e1b\u00e6ru v\u00edsu  \u00deola ur\u00f0um skin og sk\u00far eftir Gu\u00f0r\u00fanu \u00c1rnad\u00f3ttur fr\u00e1 Oddsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed Lundareykjadal. N\u00fa hefur m\u00e9r veri\u00f0 bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi ort a\u00f0ra v\u00edsu sem eigi a\u00f0 fylgja \u00feessari. S\u00fa v\u00edsa er ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ri en h\u00fan er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u00e1tt til baka af \u00e6sku er<br>ekki sakar minnsta.<br>\u00c1st \u00fe\u00edn vakir yfir m\u00e9r<br>andartaki\u00f0 hinsta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 9. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>F\u00edkn \u00ed f\u00edkn  <\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur H. Bl\u00f6ndal al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 2. umr\u00e6\u00f0u fj\u00e1rlaga \u00ed haust a\u00f0 menn hafi f\u00edkn \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka l\u00e1n og valda sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r blankheitum. \u00d3nefndur hagyr\u00f0ingur sendi m\u00e9r \u00feessa v\u00edsu af \u00fev\u00ed tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Menn hafa f\u00edkn \u00ed f\u00edkn,<br>f\u00edkn til a\u00f0 byggja \u00e1 l\u00e1nt\u00f6ku.<br>En sj\u00e1lfum \u00fe\u00e9r er \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edtil l\u00edkn<br>a\u00f0 liggja \u00e6vilangt \u00ed blankheitum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dipl\u00f3matinn<\/strong><br>Me\u00f0an Halld\u00f3r Bl\u00f6ndal forseti Al\u00feingis var \u00f3breyttur \u00feingma\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3tti hann manna fyrirfer\u00f0armestur \u00e1 Al\u00feingi. Tala\u00f0i oft og lengi og var gjarnan h\u00e1v\u00e6r. \u00deegar hann svo var\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herra r\u00f3a\u00f0ist hann nokku\u00f0 og var\u00f0 svona eins og landsf\u00f6\u00f0urlegri \u00ed allri framg\u00f6ngu. En \u00feegar hann var\u00f0 forseti Al\u00feingis breyttist hann \u00ed dipl\u00f3mat. \u00deess vegna orti s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fyrrum \u00e6st sig upp&#8217;ann gat<br>og \u00e1&#8217;onum \u00feungur skri\u00f0ur.<br>En n\u00fa er D\u00f3ri dipl\u00f3mat<br>og deilur setur ni\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 12.  jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sit sem fastast \u00e1 \u00feingi  <\/strong><br>Sighvatur Bj\u00f6rgvinsson al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur hefur s\u00f3tt um starf forst\u00f6\u00f0umanns \u00der\u00f3unarstofnunarinnar. Hann sag\u00f0i \u00ed samtali vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la a\u00f0 ef hann fengi ekki starfi\u00f0 mynd hann bara halda \u00e1fram \u00feingmennsku. \u00deegar \u00d3lafur Stef\u00e1nsson heyr\u00f0i \u00feetta orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6rl\u00edtil h\u00f3tun \u00ed or\u00f0unum l\u00e1<br>er uppl\u00fdsti Sighvatur slyngi.<br>\u00c9g s\u00f3tti um st\u00f6\u00f0u og ef settur ver\u00f0 hj\u00e1<br>\u00fe\u00e1 sit \u00e9g sem fastast \u00e1 \u00feingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 16. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Helv\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 tarna <\/strong> <br>Sigur\u00f0ur Sigur\u00f0arson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir og hagyr\u00f0ingur bi\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 sem vita eftir hvern og um hverja v\u00edsan er sem fer h\u00e9r \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta sig vita. Forsagan er s\u00fa a\u00f0 karl og kerling \u00ed Skagafir\u00f0i voru gift en h\u00f6f\u00f0u ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed jar\u00f0n\u00e6\u00f0i og voru \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed h\u00fasmennsku hvort \u00e1 s\u00ednum b\u00e6num og langt \u00e1 milli \u00feeirra svo \u00feau h\u00f6f\u00f0u l\u00edtil sem engin t\u00f6k \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hittast. \u00deegar kerlingunni f\u00f3r a\u00f0 lei\u00f0ast bi\u00f0in skrifa\u00f0i h\u00fan karli s\u00ednum br\u00e9f og segir \u00fear a\u00f0 n\u00fa skuli hann fara a\u00f0 reka af s\u00e9r sly\u00f0ruor\u00f0i\u00f0 og finna handa \u00feeim j\u00f6r\u00f0 svo \u00feau geti fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja saman b\u00fa og lifa eins og hj\u00f3n. Karlinum \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feetta hinn mesti \u00f3\u00fearfi af kerlingunni og sendi henni til baka \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g skal ekki ver\u00f0a um \u00fevert<br>\u00feegar \u00e9g fer a\u00f0 barna.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki lengi gert<br>helv\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 tarna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deetta segir Sigur\u00f0ur d\u00e6mi um hvernig ekki eigi a\u00f0 yrkja v\u00edsu og l\u00edka d\u00e6mi um hvernig eigi a\u00f0 yrkja, allt \u00ed einni og s\u00f6mu v\u00edsunni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00de\u00e6r tj\u00f3\u00f0ru\u00f0u Gr\u00e1na<\/strong><br>Einar J\u00f3nsson fr\u00e1 Litlu Drageyri \u00ed Skorradal l\u00e1 eitt sinn \u00e1 sj\u00fakrah\u00fasi. Hann var hagyr\u00f0ingur g\u00f3\u00f0ur og hj\u00fakrunarkonurnar voru gjarnan a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja hann um v\u00edsu en hann var illa haldinn og ekki \u00ed \u00feeim farvegi a\u00f0 yrkja. \u00deegar hann vakna\u00f0i eftir a\u00f0ger\u00f0 og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 sl\u00f6ngur h\u00f6f\u00f0u veri\u00f0 tengdar vi\u00f0 hann h\u00e9r og \u00fear var honum liti\u00f0 undir s\u00e6ngina. \u00de\u00e1 s\u00e1 hann a\u00f0 \u201egr\u00e1ni&#8221; var bundinn vi\u00f0 l\u00e6ri\u00f0 og slanga \u00ed. \u00deegar hann svo yfirgaf sj\u00fakrah\u00fasi\u00f0 nokkru s\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e1 mi\u00f0i \u00e1 koddanum hans me\u00f0 v\u00edsu til hj\u00fakrunarkvennanna:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sj\u00fakrah\u00fas meyjunum seint mun \u00e9g gleyma<br>mig svol\u00edti\u00f0 langa\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00ed geim.<br>En \u00fe\u00e6r tj\u00f3\u00f0ru\u00f0u \u201egr\u00e1na&#8221; \u00ed t\u00faninu heima<br>til \u00feess a\u00f0 hann f\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed blettinn hj\u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mammon og Drottinn<\/strong><br>Sk\u00f6mmu fyrir j\u00f3l birtum vi\u00f0 v\u00edsu eftir Hilmar P\u00e1lsson h\u00e9r \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6ttinum og s\u00f6g\u00f0um a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi veri\u00f0 ort vegna \u00fatkomu \u00e6vis\u00f6gu herra \u00d3lafs Sk\u00falasonar biskups. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki r\u00e9tt. V\u00edsan var ort \u00ed tilefni augl\u00fdsingar n\u00faverandi biskups um ver\u00f0laun til handa \u00feeim er birti kristilegustu augl\u00fdsinguna. V\u00edsan er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Biskupinn ver\u00f0skuldar hei\u00f0ur og h\u00f3l,<br>hvergi af baki er&#8217;ann dottinn.<br>Hann kynni a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta um komandi j\u00f3l<br>\u00fe\u00e1 kollega mammon og drottinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 19. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lama\u00f0ist alveg hans styrkur  <\/strong><br>\u00c9g f\u00e9kk \u00feetta skemmtilega br\u00e9f og limru fr\u00e1 dr. \u00d3l\u00ednu \u00deorvar\u00f0ard\u00f3ttur \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum: <br>\u201eAf \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hefur gaman af og birtir stundum v\u00edsur um menn og m\u00e1lefni datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 senda \u00fe\u00e9r l\u00ednu. M\u00f6rgum var\u00f0 um og \u00f3 \u00feegar blessa\u00f0ur heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herrann hneig ni\u00f0ur \u00ed beinni sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fatsendingu \u00e1<br>d\u00f6gunum, og ekki var\u00f0 m\u00f6nnum minna um a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 formann Samfylkingarinnar standa r\u00e1\u00f0\u00ferota hj\u00e1 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hreyfa legg e\u00f0a li\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa konuna e\u00f0a stumra yfir henni. \u00de\u00f3tti sumum l\u00edti\u00f0 leggjast fyrir kappann eftir allt tal stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unnar um a\u00f0sto\u00f0 vi\u00f0 l\u00edtilmagnana \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9laginu og nau\u00f0syn \u00feess a\u00f0 \u201eleggja li\u00f0&#8221; \u00feeim sem \u201eminna m\u00e6ttu s\u00edn&#8221; \u00feegar menn s\u00e1u svo \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu hvernig helsti talsma\u00f0ur \u00feeirra sj\u00f3narmi\u00f0a br\u00e1st vi\u00f0 \u00ed raun og veru \u00feegar \u00e1 rei\u00f0. Sumir hafa gert gr\u00edn a\u00f0 \u00feessu og a\u00f0rir hneykslast, en sj\u00e1lfri br\u00e1 m\u00e9r svo vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 li\u00f0a\u00f0ist upp \u00far m\u00e9r limra \u00fear sem \u00e9g sat yfir sj\u00f3nvarpsfr\u00e9ttunum og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00feessa atbur\u00f0i. H\u00fan er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd \u00f6ryrkja m\u00e1li ei myrkur,<br>mj\u00f6g var \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0um virkur,<br>en er r\u00e1\u00f0herrann l\u00e1<br>honum l\u00e9magna hj\u00e1<br>lama\u00f0ist alveg hans styrkur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00f6fundurinn fundinn<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur br\u00e1st flj\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 \u00feegar vi\u00f0 spur\u00f0um hvort einhver \u00feekkti h\u00f6fund v\u00edsunnar Eg skal ekki liggja um \u00fevert\/ \u00feegar \u00e9g fer a\u00f0 barna. V\u00edsan er eftir \u00feann kunna hagyr\u00f0ing \u00cdsleif G\u00edslason sem var kaupma\u00f0ur \u00e1 Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3ki og var \u00feekktastur fyrir v\u00edsubotninn fr\u00e6ga Tvisvar sinnum tveir eru fj\u00f3rir\/ taktu \u00ed horni\u00f0 \u00e1 geitinni. En J\u00f3n segist hafa l\u00e6rt v\u00edsun \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en vi\u00f0 birtum hana. Hann segist hafa l\u00e6rt hana svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki ligg \u00e9g yfir um \u00fevert<br>er \u00e9g fer a\u00f0 barna.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki lengi gert<br>\u00f3hr\u00e6si\u00f0 a\u00f0 tarna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Drottinn blessi H\u00e6star\u00e9tt<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hann \u00c1rs\u00e6lsson al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur orti undir r\u00e6\u00f0u Dav\u00ed\u00f0s Oddssonar \u00feegar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur st\u00f3\u00f0u sem h\u00e6st um \u00f6ryrkjafrumvarpi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e9r sit \u00e9g og hlusta \u00e1 bla\u00f0ur<br>hart og t\u00edtt \u00far koppum skvett.<br>Dav\u00ed\u00f0, hann er d\u00e6mdur ma\u00f0ur<br>drottinn blessi H\u00e6star\u00e9tt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 23. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Augnar\u00e1\u00f0 heitt <\/strong> <br>Hagyr\u00f0ingar eru au\u00f0vita\u00f0 farnir a\u00f0 yrkja um yfirli\u00f0 Ingibjargar P\u00e1lmad\u00f3ttur heilbrig\u00f0is- og tryggingar\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu sj\u00f3nvarps og a\u00f0ger\u00f0arleysis \u00d6ssurar Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inssonar, vi\u00f0m\u00e6lenda hennar, \u00feegar h\u00fan f\u00e9ll. Lesandi bla\u00f0sins sendi okkur \u00feessa limru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einatt er augnar\u00e1\u00f0 heitt<br>\u00edskalt, slj\u00f3tt e\u00f0a beitt<br>\u00deegar Ingibj\u00f6rg datt<br>honum \u00d6ssuri datt<br>ekki \u00ed hug a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lv&#8217;enni neitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>R\u00e6sknist\u00f3li\u00f0<\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 eru margir \u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ir me\u00f0 framkomu r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnarinnar vegna \u00f6ryrkjad\u00f3ms H\u00e6star\u00e9ttar. Sigur\u00f0ur St. P\u00e1lsson segir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnin er r\u00e6sknist\u00f3l<br>rangl\u00e1t b\u00e6\u00f0i og grettin.<br>Dav\u00ed\u00f0 hann er fatlaf\u00f3l<br>og frams\u00f3kn me\u00f0 sm\u00e1narblettinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Halld\u00f3r f\u00f3r a\u00f0 rita<\/strong><br>\u00d3lafur Stef\u00e1nsson orti \u00feegar hann heyr\u00f0i um br\u00e9faskriftir Halld\u00f3rs Bl\u00f6ndal forseta Al\u00feingis og Gar\u00f0ars G\u00edslasonar forseta H\u00e6star\u00e9ttar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Til H\u00e6star\u00e9ttar Halld\u00f3r f\u00f3r a\u00f0 rita<br>er heiftarsver\u00f0i\u00f0 yfir \u00feingi h\u00e9kk.<br>Hvort hann skildi r\u00e9tt hann vildi vita<br>og v\u00edst hann f\u00e9kk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 26. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Afgangar  <\/strong><br>Flestir kannast vi\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00c1fangar eftir J\u00f3n Helgason. Eitt sinn var svo ort kv\u00e6\u00f0i sem heitir Afgangar og er \u00ed sama bragarh\u00e6tti og \u00c1fangar. \u00deetta mun hafa veri\u00f0 ort veturinn 1964-1965 en \u00fe\u00e1 bj\u00f3 h\u00f6fundurinn \u00e1 Gamla Gar\u00f0i. \u00dear var \u00c1rni B\u00f6\u00f0varsson gar\u00f0pr\u00f3fastur \u00e1 N\u00fdja Gar\u00f0i en Run\u00f3lfur \u00de\u00f3rarinsson \u00e1 Gamla Gar\u00f0i. Afgangar er \u00e1l\u00edka langt kv\u00e6\u00f0i og \u00c1fangar og byrjar svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Li\u00f0i\u00f0 er vel \u00e1 vetur senn<br>v\u00edst er \u00fe\u00f3 blautt \u00e1 Gar\u00f0i.<br>\u00c1fengi t\u00f3bak og a\u00f0ra virkt<br>enginn um helgar spar\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9r er \u00fe\u00f3 gjarnan gleggst \u00ed hug<br>gar\u00f0pr\u00f3fasturinn har\u00f0i.<br>St\u00f6kk hann upp \u00feegar st\u00fat hann s\u00e1<br>standa undan frakkabar\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef einhver veit nafni\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00f6fundi \u00feessa brags \u00fe\u00e6tti m\u00e9r v\u00e6nt um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 heyra \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hreykinn hr\u00f3kur<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Lev\u00ed Tryggvason sag\u00f0ist hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson fyrir s\u00e9r og dotti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed hug:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Burt m\u00e1tti sj\u00e1 ganga hreykinn hr\u00f3k<br>hrekkj\u00f3ttan mest af v\u00f6rgum.<br>En skipta \u00feyrfti um sk\u00edtabr\u00f3k<br>\u00e1 skr\u00e6funum \u00e6\u00f0i m\u00f6rgum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se\u00f0labankinn bjargar<\/strong><br>\u00deeir eru \u00f3f\u00e1ir stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamennirnir sem fengi\u00f0 hafa se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3rastarf \u00feegar \u00feeim var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 lei\u00f0ast \u00e1 Al\u00feingi. Um \u00feetta var ort \u00feessi v\u00edsa en h\u00f6fundurinn er \u00f3kunnur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sumir kve\u00f0ja kl\u00f6kkum hreim<br>af kaleik beiskum teiga.<br>Se\u00f0labankinn bjargar \u00feeim<br>sem b\u00e1gast jafnan eiga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 30. jan. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00d6ssuri st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 sama  <\/strong><br>Hinn snjalli hagyr\u00f0ingur Magn\u00fas Halld\u00f3rsson \u00e1 Hvolsvelli segir a\u00f0 honum s\u00e9 or\u00f0i\u00f0 lj\u00f3st eftir a\u00f0 hafa hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 vi\u00f0t\u00f6l vi\u00f0 alla r\u00e1\u00f0herra Frams\u00f3knarflokksins a\u00f0 Ingibj\u00f6rg P\u00e1lma. ein hafi samvisku. \u00dea\u00f0 hafi s\u00e9st \u00ed fr\u00e6gu vi\u00f0tali sem var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 Samfylkingin hrundi \u00ed fylgi. Af \u00fev\u00ed tilefni var\u00f0 \u00feessi v\u00edsa til:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Samviska Frams\u00f3knar s\u00fdnd vorri \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0,<br>Samfylking glata\u00f0i frama.<br>Ingibj\u00f6rg f\u00e9ll en \u00d6ssuri st\u00f3\u00f0<br>andskotans hreint \u00e1 sama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 2. febr. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00farra, punktur, komma strik  <\/strong> <br>M\u00f6nnum l\u00ed\u00f0ur seint \u00far minni ofsafengin vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 Dav\u00ed\u00f0s Oddssonar fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra kosningan\u00f3ttina 1996 \u00feegar lj\u00f3st var a\u00f0 \u00d3lafur Ragnar Gr\u00edmsson haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 kj\u00f6rinn forseti \u00cdslands. Vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri tilkynnti fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra a\u00f0 h\u00farrahr\u00f3pin vi\u00f0 setningu Al\u00feingis v\u00e6ru alls ekkert til hei\u00f0urs forsetanum eins og margir h\u00e9ldu, en \u00f3f\u00e1ir h\u00f6f\u00f0u or\u00f0i\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 ney\u00f0arlegu a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u Dav\u00ed\u00f0s a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a n\u00fa nau\u00f0beyg\u00f0ur a\u00f0 reka upp h\u00farrahr\u00f3p og \u00fea\u00f0 fleiri en eitt, fyrir \u00feessum p\u00f3lit\u00edska fjandmanni s\u00ednum. \u201e\u00deetta er ekki svona einfalt,&#8221; sag\u00f0i Dav\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed umr\u00e6ddu sj\u00f3nvarpsvi\u00f0tali. Heill forseta vorum og f\u00f3sturj\u00f6r\u00f0, og s\u00ed\u00f0an kemur punktur. Svo kemur: \u00cdsland lifi h\u00farra, h\u00farra, h\u00farra, h\u00farra. \u00dataf \u00feessu lag\u00f0i s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson \u00e1 \u00feennan veg:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forsetann lofa \u00e9g laus vi\u00f0 hik,<br>leynast \u00ed honum engin svik.<br>H\u00e9r er \u00fe\u00f3 ekki h\u00e6gt um vik,<br>h\u00farra, punktur komma strik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 6. febr. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eins og myndin me\u00f0 s\u00e9r ber  <\/strong><br>Einu sinni \u00feegar s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson var \u00e1 fer\u00f0alagi \u00ed Afr\u00edku sendi hann vini s\u00ednum J\u00f3ni Kristj\u00e1nssyni al\u00feingismanni kort af f\u00e1kl\u00e6ddri st\u00falku a\u00f0 mj\u00f3lka k\u00fa. Um \u00feetta kort orti J\u00f3n langan brag. Svo var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum a\u00f0 J\u00f3n f\u00e9kk kort fr\u00e1 s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmari sem var \u00e1samt Birni Dagbjartssyni vi\u00f0 mann\u00fa\u00f0arst\u00f6rf \u00e1 Austur T\u00edmor. \u00deeir voru hins vegar staddir \u00ed \u00c1stral\u00edu \u00feegar \u00feeir sendu korti\u00f0 sem \u00e1 var mynd af tveimur str\u00ed\u00f0sm\u00e1lu\u00f0um karlm\u00f6nnum. Aftan \u00e1 kortinu var \u00feessi v\u00edsa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eins og myndin me\u00f0 s\u00e9r ber<br>minnir f\u00e1tt \u00e1 k\u00fana.<br>Upp\u00e1kl\u00e6ddir erum v\u00e9r<br>\u00ed \u00c1stral\u00edu n\u00fana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hreinar tr\u00faarlindir<\/strong><br>En n\u00fa er s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar tekinn vi\u00f0 \u00ed D\u00f3mkirkjunni og var \u00fear me\u00f0 s\u00edna fyrstu messu \u00e1 sunnudaginn var. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed tilefni orti J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson \u00feessar v\u00edsur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa teygar&#8217;ann hreinar tr\u00faarlindir<br>og talar um hi\u00f0 Gullna hli\u00f0.<br>\u00c1 \u00fatm\u00e1nu\u00f0um s\u00ednar syndir<br>og sj\u00e1lfan Dav\u00ed\u00f0 skildi vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ddmsum texta \u00fat af lag\u00f0i,<br>enn \u00fe\u00e1 logar tr\u00faargl\u00f3\u00f0.<br>\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0inni sinni \u00fea\u00f0 hann sag\u00f0i<br>a\u00f0 \u00feessi skipti v\u00e6ru g\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sannleikur er d\u00fdrm\u00e6tur<\/strong><br>\u00deegar s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson haf\u00f0i messa\u00f0 \u00ed D\u00f3mkirkjunni \u00ed fyrsta sinn var haldi\u00f0 kaffisams\u00e6ti. \u00dear h\u00e9lt hinn d\u00f3mkirkjupresturinn, s\u00e9ra Jakob \u00c1. Hj\u00e1lmarsson, sm\u00e1 t\u00f6lu, bau\u00f0 s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar velkominn til starfa og sag\u00f0i hann n\u00fa kominn \u00far \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fasi \u00fear sem menn t\u00f6lu\u00f0u ekki endilega sannleikann. Geir H. Haarde fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra h\u00e9lt l\u00edka r\u00e6\u00f0u fyrir h\u00f6nd \u00feeirra sem v\u00e6ru ekki h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 skr\u00f6kva og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 sannleikurinn v\u00e6ri svo d\u00fdrm\u00e6tur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara sparlega me\u00f0 hann. En s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar orti v\u00edsu um allt saman:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Labba \u00e9g yfir l\u00edti\u00f0 hla\u00f0,<br>l\u00edfstr\u00e9 er \u00fe\u00f6rf a\u00f0 v\u00f6kva.<br>N\u00fa er \u00e9g kominn \u00e1 n\u00fdjan sta\u00f0,<br>n\u00fa er \u00e9g h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 skr\u00f6kva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> Dagur 9. febr. 2001<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Punktur is M\u00f6nnum er sennilega enn \u00ed fersku minni uppistandi\u00f0 sem var\u00f0 \u00e1 J\u00f6kuldal \u00feegar \u00fear fannst hreind\u00fdrakj\u00f6t sem menn g\u00e1tu ekki gert grein fyrir. Kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 var sett \u00ed frystig\u00e1m og hann innsigla\u00f0ur af l\u00f6greglu. \u00deegar svo l\u00f6ggan \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 (s\u00f6nnunargagni\u00f0) var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 rj\u00fafa innsigli\u00f0 og kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 horfi\u00f0. 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