{"id":154,"date":"2019-10-22T16:35:24","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/?page_id=154"},"modified":"2019-12-04T17:08:45","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T17:08:45","slug":"2004-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/2004-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2004"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Magn\u00fas \u00d3lafsson \u00e1 Sveinsst\u00f6\u00f0um er me\u00f0limur \u00e1 Leirnum og g\u00f3\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0ingur. Hann sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00feegar hann var n\u00fdkominn \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deykir engum \u00feakkarvert<br>\u00ed \u00feessum leirsins ranni<br>a\u00f0 illt \u00e9g hefi ekkert gert<br>enda gull a\u00f0 manni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fr\u00e6gur um fj\u00f3r\u00f0unginn<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson, g\u00f3\u00f0kunningi Magn\u00fasar, svara\u00f0i af brag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Velkominn s\u00e9rtu, Magn\u00fas minn,<br>margur s\u00fdnir \u00fe\u00e9r vinarh\u00f3t.<br>Samt ertu fr\u00e6gur um fj\u00f3r\u00f0unginn<br>og frams\u00f3knarma\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feokkab\u00f3t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Baugal\u00edn \u00ed Borgarnesi<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson orti \u00feessar v\u00edsur og tilefni\u00f0 \u00feekkja sj\u00e1lfsagt allir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd Borgarnesi var Baugal\u00edn<br>b\u00fain a\u00f0 flytja r\u00e6\u00f0una,<br>\u00feegar blessu\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in m\u00edn<br>\u00feoldi n\u00e6stu m\u00e6\u00f0una.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00e1 \u00fati \u00ed London upp \u00e1 gr\u00edn<br>\u00e1tti fund me\u00f0 Hreini,<br>\u00ed h\u00e1lfk\u00e6ringi, heillin m\u00edn,<br>hei\u00f0ursma\u00f0urinn eini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>T\u00e1r \u00e1 mannafundum<\/strong><br>R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal orti einhverju sinni og m\u00e1 segja a\u00f0 tilefni\u00f0 komi \u00fear sk\u00fdrt fram:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi\u00f0la \u00e9g t\u00e1ri \u00e1 mannfundi<br>manni n\u00e1radregnum,<br>\u00feessi \u00e1rans andskoti<br>\u00e6tlar a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra \u00far flegnum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>F\u00e1lkatyr\u00f0ill<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hanni S. Hannessyni var\u00f0 a\u00f0 or\u00f0i \u00feegar hann f\u00e9kk F\u00e1lkaor\u00f0una:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u00e1lkatyr\u00f0ill fenginn er,<br>feikna vir\u00f0ing s\u00fdnist \u00fea\u00f0<br>en svari\u00f0 yr\u00f0i erfitt m\u00e9r<br>ef \u00fe\u00fa spyr\u00f0ir: Fyrir hva\u00f0? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 13. jan. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>B\u00f3ka\u00fatg\u00e1fan H\u00f3lar \u00e1 Akureyri hefur gefi\u00f0 \u00fat b\u00f3kina Austfirsk skemmtilj\u00f3\u00f0 sem Ragnar A\u00f0alsteinsson fr\u00e1 Va\u00f0brekku safna\u00f0i. Margar skemmtilegar v\u00edsur og lj\u00f3\u00f0 eru \u00ed b\u00f3kinni og v\u00edst a\u00f0 v\u00edsnavinir eru ekki sviknir me\u00f0 henni. A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0snillingurinn H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson nokkrar v\u00edsur \u00ed b\u00f3kinni og fara tv\u00e6r h\u00e9r \u00e1 eftir. Eitt sinn hringdi ma\u00f0ur \u00ed H\u00e1kon og ba\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 yrkja fyrir sig skammarv\u00edsu, hann v\u00e6ri \u00f3gurlega rei\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 mann sem hann vildi \u00fe\u00f3 ekki nafngreina en ba\u00f0 H\u00e1kon a\u00f0 setja saman eitthva\u00f0 verulega krassandi. H\u00e1kon var\u00f0 vel vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dar honum d\u00e1\u00f0leysisdrullan<br>dr\u00fdpur \u00ed l\u00edfskoppinn fullan.<br>Vi\u00f0 hann er fast<br>allt veraldar last.<br>Helv\u00edtis b\u00f6lvu\u00f0 bullan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e1kon hringdi svo \u00ed manninn og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 v\u00edsuna. Hinn hlusta\u00f0i me\u00f0 athygli, \u00feag\u00f0i um stund en sag\u00f0i svo. ,,Veistu \u00fea\u00f0 H\u00e1kon, \u00e9g er n\u00fa ekki svona rei\u00f0ur.&#8221; V\u00edsan var \u00fev\u00ed aldrei notu\u00f0 og er \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 lausu ef einhvern vantar kr\u00f6ftuga skammarv\u00edsu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu<\/strong><br>H\u00e1koni var eitt sinn bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fatrei\u00f0art\u00far sem hann af\u00feakka\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00feessari v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00fdndir og slasa\u00f0ir b\u00ed\u00f0a menn bana<br>sem b\u00e6gslast \u00e1 hestum um grundir og hl\u00ed\u00f0.<br>\u00c9g hef fram a\u00f0 \u00feessu haft fyrir vana<br>a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g r\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Af Gu\u00f0laugssta\u00f0akyni<\/strong><br>Reynir J\u00f3nasson t\u00f3nlistarma\u00f0ur er snjall hagyr\u00f0ingur. \u00c1 d\u00f6gunum orti hann \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 fr\u00e6nda Hannesar H\u00f3lmsteins Gissurarsonar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00edfi\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feau \u00f6rl\u00f6g \u00f3f<br>a\u00f0 eiga a\u00f0 fr\u00e6nda og vini,<br>grodda kjaft og greindan \u00fej\u00f3f<br>af Gu\u00f0laugssta\u00f0akyni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Meira af Hannesi<\/strong><br>\u00dev\u00ed var haldi\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 Hannes H\u00f3lmsteinn hafi teki\u00f0 sitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 &#8220;l\u00e1ni&#8221; fr\u00e1 Helgu Kress \u00ed b\u00f3k s\u00edna Halld\u00f3r. \u00de\u00e1 orti J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hannes, \u00feig skal ekki i\u00f0rast \u00feess<br>a\u00f0 endurn\u00fdta Laxness \u00fear og h\u00e9r <br>en a\u00f0 birta bull \u00far Helgu Kress<br>er b\u00fdsna hart a\u00f0 fyrirgefa \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00cd t\u00faninu heima<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar orti l\u00edka \u00feessa limru um sama efni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hvar sem a\u00f0 byggja menn b\u00f3lin,<br>bj\u00f6rgin og dali og annes,<br>er l\u00e6gst var \u00e1 lofti s\u00f3lin<br>menn l\u00e1su \u00ed \u00e1fergju&#8217; um j\u00f3lin<br>&#8220;\u00cd t\u00faninu heima&#8221; eftir Hannes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O j\u00e6ja<\/strong><br>\u00deessi v\u00edsa er eftir Harald Hj\u00e1lmarsson fr\u00e1 Kambi og svipar nokku\u00f0 til v\u00edsu B\u00f3lu-Hj\u00e1lmars Aumt er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00ed einni lest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e9r er lj\u00f3tt og l\u00edti\u00f0 b\u00fa<br>og langt \u00e1 milli b\u00e6ja.<br>Drukkinn b\u00f3ndi, digur fr\u00fa,<br>drullug b\u00f6rn, oj\u00e6ja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 27.  jan. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rangt af R\u00f3sa  <\/strong><br>R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal orti \u00fe\u00e1 fr\u00e6gu v\u00edsu Hart leikur Gunnar H\u00f3last\u00f3l. Hann orti stundum kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nar v\u00edsur og eftir eina voru ekki allir s\u00e1ttir og Halld\u00f3r Hafsta\u00f0 \u00ed \u00datv\u00edk orti \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00f3gv\u00e6ra \u00e1minningu til R\u00f3sbergs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3l\u00e1nss\u00f6mum engir hr\u00f3sa,<br>illgjarn reynist margur granninn.<br>Var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki rangt af R\u00f3sa<br>a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast svona \u00e1 fallinn manninn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>K\u00f6nnu\u00f0ust ekki vi\u00f0 Thor<\/strong><br>Me\u00f0an Sov\u00e9tr\u00edkin voru og h\u00e9tu f\u00f3ru stundum nefndir fr\u00e1 \u00cdslandi \u00ed bo\u00f0sfer\u00f0ir \u00ed austurveg. \u00d3ttar Einarsson segir svo fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00ed einni svona nefnd voru m.a.Thor Vilhj\u00e1lmsson, sr. Gunnar Benediktsson og P\u00e1ll Hallbj\u00f6rnsson. \u00deegar \u00fat \u00ed samkv\u00e6misl\u00edfi\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 og byrja\u00f0 var a\u00f0 halda sk\u00e1lar\u00e6\u00f0ur kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 einhverjir \u00fear eystra k\u00f6nnu\u00f0ust vi\u00f0 sr. Gunnars en komu Thor ekki fyrir sig. \u00deegar \u00feetta fr\u00e9ttist til \u00cdslands ger\u00f0i fa\u00f0ir \u00d3ttars, Einar \u00e1 Hermundarfelli, \u00feessa v\u00edsu a\u00f0 gamni s\u00ednu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 Gunnari virtust \u00feeir vita skil<br>\u00fe\u00f3tt ver\u00f0laun og m\u00fatuf\u00e9 aldrei \u00fe\u00e6gj\u00b4ann<br>en vissu ekki a\u00f0 Thor v\u00e6ri til<br>og tr\u00fa\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed varla &#8211; \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e6j\u00b4ann!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deetta fyrirgaf Thor aldrei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 kaupa banka<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson orti eftir eitt bankar\u00e1ni\u00f0 \u00ed haust:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Betra er a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00ed banka l\u00e1n<br>og bankann s\u00ed\u00f0an kaupa<br>en a\u00f0 stunda rupl og r\u00e1n<br>me\u00f0 reiddan hn\u00edf &#8211; og hlaupa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 10. febr. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Fyrir sk\u00f6mmu var spurt \u00e1 Leirnum um h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar \u00e1g\u00e6tu v\u00edsu og hef \u00e9g ekkert svar s\u00e9\u00f0. Veit einhver lesandi B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0sins eftir hvern h\u00fan er?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Elli hallar \u00f6llum leik,<br>\u00e6ttum valla a\u00f0 st\u00e1ta.<br>H\u00fan mun alla eins og Bleik<br>eitt sinn falla l\u00e1ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gl\u00e6simenni<\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur \u00deorsteinsson \u00e1 K\u00f3paskeri sendi \u00feetta inn \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftirfarandi v\u00edsu \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra haf\u00f0i k\u00f6tturinn p\u00e1ra\u00f0 \u00e1 br\u00e9fsnifsi og fali\u00f0 bak vi\u00f0 s\u00f3fann. Og dagsett 1. febr\u00faar 2004.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Er \u00e9g Hannes augum ber<br>\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e9g kenni<br>\u00ed svip hans m\u00f3t af sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r<br>s\u00f6nnu gl\u00e6simenni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Keik\u00f3 allur<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson sag\u00f0ist hafa lesi\u00f0 \u00ed einhverju bla\u00f0i a\u00f0 Keik\u00f3 v\u00e6ri allur og orti af \u00fev\u00ed tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er dimmt \u00e1 nor\u00f0ursl\u00f3\u00f0,<br>n\u00fa er Keik\u00f3 allur.<br>Agndofa spyr \u00edslensk \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0:<br>Ertu bitur Hallur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Au\u00f0ur og dramb<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n S. Bergmann var H\u00fanvetningur og \u00ed h\u00f3pi snj\u00f6llustu hagyr\u00f0inga \u00e1 fyrri hluta s\u00ed\u00f0ustu aldar. Hann gat veri\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i beinskeyttur og meinlegur \u00ed v\u00edsum s\u00ednum eins og \u00feessi v\u00edsa ber me\u00f0 s\u00e9r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au\u00f0ur, dramb og falleg f\u00f6t<br>fyrst af \u00f6llu \u00fe\u00e9rist,<br>menn, sem hafa m\u00f6r og kj\u00f6t<br>meira, en almennt gerist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1stin blind<\/strong><br>En J\u00f3n S. Bergmann gat l\u00edka veri\u00f0 mj\u00fakur og r\u00f3mant\u00edskur eins og \u00ed \u00feessari \u00e1starv\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1stin blind er l\u00edfsins lind<br>leiftur skyndivega.<br>H\u00fan er mynd af s\u00e6lu og synd<br>samr\u00e6md yndislega.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hall<strong>d\u00f3r forseti<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00feegar hann s\u00e1 Halld\u00f3r Bl\u00f6ndal \u00ed s\u00e6ti forseta \u00cdslands \u00e1 umdeildum r\u00edkisr\u00e1\u00f0sfundi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00fdnum a\u00f0 valmenni enn hafi \u00e1tt<br>vort \u00cdsland og hreyfumst \u00far sporum,<br>s\u00fdnum \u00ed verki vorn samtakam\u00e1tt,<br>s\u00fdnum vi\u00f0 viljum og \u00feorum<br>og syngjum n\u00fa f\u00e9lagar h\u00f3sanna h\u00e1tt<br>Halld\u00f3ri forseta vorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>N\u00e6rvera<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson orti af sama tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fr\u00e6gan \u00feeir h\u00e9ldu \u00ed fjarveru<br>fund og h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0.<br>N\u00fa er spurn eftir n\u00e6rveru<br>n\u00e6sta f\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 24. febr. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eftir P\u00e1l e\u00f0a Bj\u00f6rgu?  <\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 spur\u00f0um \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00fe\u00e6tti um h\u00f6fund v\u00edsunnar Elli hallar \u00f6llum leik\u2026 Flestir segja hana eftir P\u00e1l \u00d3lafsson. \u00de\u00f3 voru \u00feeir til sem t\u00f6ldu v\u00edsuna eftir Bj\u00f6rgu Sveinsd\u00f3ttur \u00far Kelduhverfi og skal h\u00e9r ekki lag\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 d\u00f3mur. Ekki or\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 meir. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 dauft \u00e1 Leirnum einn daginn og \u00fe\u00e1 sendi Gylfi \u00deorkelsson \u00feessa \u00e1g\u00e6tu limru \u00ed lofti\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dei\u00f0 andlausu limir \u00e1 leir:<br>H\u00e9r lj\u00f3\u00f0ager\u00f0 br\u00e1\u00f0lega deyr!<br>\u00c9g hef ekkert a\u00f0 segja<br>og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 \u00feegja.<br>Ekki svo or\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 meir!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ba\u00f0v\u00edsur Valger\u00f0ar<\/strong><br>Valger\u00f0ur Sverrisd\u00f3ttir, i\u00f0na\u00f0ar- og vi\u00f0skiptar\u00e1\u00f0herra, var myndu\u00f0 \u00ed bak og fyrir \u00ed sturtu og sundi \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00feegar h\u00fan kynnti n\u00fdjar \u00edslenskar ba\u00f0v\u00f6rur. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 f\u00f3ru hagyr\u00f0ingarnir af sta\u00f0. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti \u00feessa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Valger\u00f0ur er vo\u00f0a nett<br>en v\u00edst er skr\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0<br>sj\u00f3nvarpinu finnist fr\u00e9tt<br>fari h\u00fan \u00ed ba\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson lagf\u00e6r\u00f0i limru eftir \u00d3laf Stef\u00e1nsson og sag\u00f0i: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar Valger\u00f0ur v\u00e6tti sinn kvi\u00f0,<br>f\u00f3r vafas\u00f6m hugsun \u00e1 skri\u00f0,<br>h\u00fan minnti mig \u00e1<br>\u00feegar Ma\u00f3 \u00e9g s\u00e1<br>synda&#8217; \u00ed flj\u00f3ti vi\u00f0 fagna\u00f0arkli\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stef\u00e1n sendi v\u00edsuna til kunningja s\u00edns \u00e1 Akureyri og f\u00e9kk \u00feetta til baka:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar Valger\u00f0ur v\u00e6tti sitt brj\u00f3st<br>\u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00f6llum heiminum lj\u00f3st<br>a\u00f0 \u00fearna fer kona<br>sem kannski er svona<br>heldur meiri en ma\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 bj\u00f3st.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Drottinn refsar<\/strong><br>\u00deegar \u00feak Al\u00feingish\u00fassins t\u00f3k a\u00f0 leka og r\u00e1\u00f0herra var\u00f0 fyrir bununni f\u00f3ru hagyr\u00f0ingar \u00ed gang. G. \u00deorkell Gu\u00f0brandsson orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hart er or\u00f0i\u00f0 heims um b\u00f3l<br>Heljar magnast plottin<br>ef r\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00ed r\u00e6\u00f0ust\u00f3l <br>refsar sj\u00e1lfur Drottinn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Allt \u00e1 einn veg<\/strong><br>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk sendi \u00feetta \u00e1 Leirinn \u00ed tilefni lekans og sag\u00f0i: ,,\u00deetta er allt \u00e1 einn og sama veg.  \u00cd haust l\u00e1ku \u00feingmenn, n\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00fasi\u00f0.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Allir sem b\u00faa vi\u00f0 \u00e1gj\u00f6f sl\u00edka<br>\u00farlausnar v\u00e6nta senn.<br>Al\u00feingish\u00fasi\u00f0 lekur l\u00edka<br>l\u00edkt og al\u00feingismenn.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Afleitur \u00e1 sk\u00ed\u00f0um  <\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson yrkir um v\u00e6ntanlegt forsetaframbo\u00f0:      <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er margt sem mi\u00f0ur fer<br>m\u00f6rgu \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 kv\u00ed\u00f0um,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 er verst hve \u00c1st\u00fe\u00f3r er<br>afleitur \u00e1 sk\u00ed\u00f0um.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 10. mars 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson orti til Hj\u00e1lmars Vilhj\u00e1lmssonar \u00feegar hann horf\u00f0i \u00e1 ranns\u00f3knarskipi\u00f0 \u00c1rna Fri\u00f0riksson \u00ed h\u00f6fn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meinin \u00f6ll sem Hj\u00e1lmar hrj\u00e1<br>himnafa\u00f0ir lini.<br>Lo\u00f0nu fann hann ekki \u00e1<br>\u00c1rna Fri\u00f0rikssyni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bruggv\u00edsur<\/strong><br>\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum var sagt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 styrkja \u00e6tti endurger\u00f0 bruggh\u00fass \u00ed H\u00fanavatnss\u00fdslu en eins og menn vita var Bj\u00f6rn J. Bl\u00f6ndal a\u00f0al \u00feefarinn h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 elta uppi bruggara. \u00d3lafur Stef\u00e1nsson orti \u00feegar hann heyr\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttina og sendi \u00e1 Leir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1\u00f0ur hlutu \u00f3spart k\u00e6ru,<br>eltir voru me\u00f0 Bl\u00f6ndals kyngi,<br>en hlj\u00f3ta n\u00fana uppreisn \u00e6ru,<br>afbrotamenn \u00far H\u00fana\u00feingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einar Kolbeinsson sag\u00f0ist hafa heyrt sveitunga sinn tuldra eftirfarandi fyrir munni s\u00e9r \u00ed framhaldi af umr\u00e6ddum fr\u00e9ttum \u00far vesturs\u00fdslunni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vitneskjan m\u00e9r veitist k\u00e6r,<br>vir\u00f0ist kv\u00ed\u00f0ann laga,<br>a\u00f0 h\u00e9r r\u00edsi aftur b\u00e6r,<br>eftir m\u00edna daga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bjarni Stef\u00e1nsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 ef \u00fea\u00f0 sama yr\u00f0i gert \u00ed Skagafir\u00f0i og \u00ed H\u00fanavatnss\u00fdslu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef heima \u00e6tti sama si\u00f0<br>a\u00f0 sinna, held \u00e9g styrkja yr\u00f0i<br>br\u00f3\u00f0urpartinn b\u00fdst \u00e9g vi\u00f0<br>af b\u00e6junum \u00ed Skagafir\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jakob Sigurj\u00f3nsson H\u00fanvetningur h\u00e6ldi h\u00fanverskum landa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd H\u00fana\u00feingi h\u00f6fum v\u00e9r,<br>heg\u00f0un sl\u00edka v\u00edtt um grundir.<br>Landabrugg er listgrein h\u00e9r,<br>og l\u00e9ttir m\u00f6nnum daprar stundir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hei\u00f0arg\u00e6sin syngur <\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson orti baksneidda braghendu vegna k\u00e1tlegra tilbur\u00f0a frams\u00f3knar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef a\u00f0 Siv er synja\u00f0 um a\u00f0 sitja lengur<br>haginn gr\u00e6nn \u00far hl\u00e1tri springur<br>og hei\u00f0ag\u00e6sin Verdi syngur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ve\u00f0url\u00fdsing<\/strong><br>Spurt var um \u00feessa ve\u00f0url\u00fdsingu \u00e1 Leir \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 er hvorki vont n\u00e9 gott,<br>varla kalt og ekki heitt.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 er hvorki \u00feurrt n\u00e9 vott<br>\u00fea\u00f0 er svo sem ekki neitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3ttar Einarsson sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri eftir J\u00f3nas Hallgr\u00edmsson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Upp \u00e1 meltinguna<\/strong><br>\u00d3ttar sendi \u00feetta l\u00edka \u00e1 Leirinn: Vinur minn g\u00f3\u00f0ur, sj\u00f3ma\u00f0ur, hringdi \u00ed mig n\u00fdkominn \u00ed land og sag\u00f0ist hafa fengi\u00f0 s\u00e9r einn bj\u00f3r &#8220;svona upp \u00e1 meltinguna&#8221;. \u00de\u00e1 var\u00f0 m\u00e9r staka \u00e1 munni eins og sagt er:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftir velting, \u00feurrk og \u00fej\u00f3r,<br>\u00feorsta, seltu og bruna,<br>\u00ed sig skellti einum bj\u00f3r<br>upp \u00e1 meltinguna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 23. mars 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Spurt var \u00e1 Leir um v\u00edsuna Er opna \u00e9g \u00feetta yrkingarkver eftir J\u00f3n Helgason pr\u00f3fessor. Erlingur Sigtryggsson uppl\u00fdsti a\u00f0 samkv\u00e6mt heimildum skrifa\u00f0i J\u00f3n v\u00edsuna \u00e1 eintak af b\u00f3k sinni \u00dar landsu\u00f0ri. B\u00f3kin var s\u00ed\u00f0an seld \u00e1 uppbo\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00cdslendingafundi og hreppti \u00c1rni Hafsta\u00f0 hana. Samkv\u00e6mt m\u00ednum heimildum er v\u00edsan svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef opna \u00e9g \u00feetta yrkingakver<br>me\u00f0 andf\u00e6lum vi\u00f0 \u00e9g hrekk.<br>Hvort er \u00feetta heldur ort af m\u00e9r<br>ellegar R\u00edkhar\u00f0i Beck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eftir mig e\u00f0a s\u00e9ra Matth\u00edas<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson \u00feakka\u00f0i Erlingi fyrir gott innlegg \u00ed skemmtilega umr\u00e6\u00f0u um h\u00e1alvarlegt m\u00e1l og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gleymskan er komin \u00e1 ge\u00f0veikt stig<br>\u00fe\u00f3 gangi \u00e9g um me\u00f0 sk\u00e1ldafas.<br>Er \u00feessi staka eftir mig<br>ellegar s\u00e9ra Matth\u00edas? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>F\u00ednn og fagur<\/strong><br>\u00deorbergur \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0arson rith\u00f6fundur orti eitt sinni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00e6\u00f0i f\u00ednn og fagur,<br>f\u00e1rra manna jafni,<br>ekki feitur og ekki magur<br>me\u00f0 eil\u00edft l\u00edf fyrir stafni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo hugsa\u00f0i hann sig \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 um og sneri v\u00edsunni \u00e1 \u00feessa lund:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00e6\u00f0i f\u00ednn og fagur,<br>f\u00e1um m\u00f6nnum l\u00edkur,<br>ekki feitur og ekki magur<br>aldrei f\u00e6\u00f0ist sl\u00edkur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson setti \u00feessar v\u00edsur \u00e1 Leirinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00de\u00e1 voru flestir hvergi<\/strong><br>Nokku\u00f0 var spurt um \u00feessa fr\u00e1b\u00e6ru v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leirnum \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum og kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 til eru nokkrir fyrripartar af henni en r\u00e9tt mun h\u00fan vera svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heimsins brestur hj\u00e1lparli\u00f0<br>hugurinn skerst af ergi.<br>\u00deegar mest \u00e9g \u00feurfti vi\u00f0<br>\u00fe\u00e1 voru flestir hvergi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ekki allt s\u00e1lmar<\/strong><br>N\u00fa stendur yfir lestur Pass\u00edus\u00e1lmanna eftir s\u00e9ra Hallgr\u00edm P\u00e9tursson. \u00ddmislegt er til eftir Hallgr\u00edm sem ekki er beinl\u00ednis s\u00e1lmakyns. Sumt er eigna\u00f0 honum me\u00f0 r\u00e9ttu en sumt vafalaust eftir a\u00f0ra. H\u00e9r kemur v\u00edsa sem hann orti \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 konu sem b\u00fdsna\u00f0ist yfir matarnautn b\u00f3nda s\u00edns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g gaf honum fisk me\u00f0 flautum<br>og fergja\u00f0 skyri\u00f0 \u00f3skammta\u00f0,<br>\u00e1tj\u00e1n stykki af \u00fdsum blautum,<br>ellefu hrogn og svilja spa\u00f0,<br>og sext\u00e1n merkur af<br>sullugrautum.<br>Hann Sumarli\u00f0i minn \u00e9tur \u00fea\u00f0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar Hallgr\u00edmur var \u00e1 H\u00f3lum \u00fe\u00f3tti hann vera kerskinn og kva\u00f0 hann \u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0al annars svo um morgunverk Arngr\u00edms l\u00e6r\u00f0a:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sofnar, vaknar, s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 sn\u00fdr,<br>sest upp, \u00e9tur, v\u00e6tir kvi\u00f0,<br>h\u00f3star, r\u00e6skir, hnerrar, sp\u00fdr,<br>hikstar geispar, rekur vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 6. apr\u00edl 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Hj\u00f6rleifur \u00e1 Tj\u00f6rn orti \u00feessa skemmtilegu v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 lokas\u00ed\u00f0u \u00ed l\u00edfs m\u00edns b\u00f3k<br>skal letru\u00f0 \u00feessi hending:<br>\u00c6vi hans var dirty joke,<br>dau\u00f0inn happy ending!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Upphafi\u00f0 og endirinn<\/strong><br>\u00deessi v\u00edsa er eftir gamlan mann sem var sj\u00faklingur \u00e1 Fj\u00f3r\u00f0ungssj\u00fakrah\u00fasinu \u00e1 Akureyri en \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 hann heitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00edfsins saga er l\u00edtils ver\u00f0<br>leit a\u00f0 skj\u00f3li og brau\u00f0i.<br>Upphafi\u00f0 er upp\u00e1fer\u00f0,<br>endirinn er dau\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Reynir aftur<\/strong><br>Einar Kolbeinsson orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu og tilefni\u00f0 \u00fearfnast ekki sk\u00fdringar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fr\u00e1leitt hefur fengi\u00f0 n\u00f3g,<br>frakkur s\u00fdnir \u00fer\u00e1ann.<br>\u00c1st\u00fe\u00f3r reynir aftur \u00fe\u00f3,<br>enginn vilji sj\u00e1\u00b4ann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vi\u00f0urkenning<\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur B. J\u00f3nasson, sk\u00f3smi\u00f0ur \u00e1 Akureyri, f\u00e9kk vi\u00f0urkenningu \u00feegar hann h\u00e6tti st\u00f6rfum og orti \u00fe\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suma eltir \u00f3l\u00e1ni\u00f0<br>\u00f6\u00f0rum vegnar betur;<br>sj\u00e1i\u00f0 hvernig Sambandi\u00f0<br>s\u00e6mir gamla P\u00e9tur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kv\u00f6l og p\u00edna<\/strong><br>Benedikt J\u00f3nsson orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu eftir a\u00f0 hafa lesi\u00f0 grein Helgu Kress um b\u00f3k Hannesar<br>H\u00f3lmsteins um Halld\u00f3r Laxness:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00f6ngum talinn l\u00f6stur var<br>a\u00f0 lemstra, brj\u00f3ta og t\u00fdna.<br>En hir\u00f0usemi Hannesar<br>er Helgu kv\u00f6l og p\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 27. apr\u00edl 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n fr\u00e1 Gilhaga las fr\u00e9tt \u00ed Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0inu og orti \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 Leir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regluger\u00f0ir gerast tamar<br>gildi taka skal ein sl\u00edk,<br>eftir \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 enginn framar<br>\u00fati m\u00edga \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bjarts\u00fdnin<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson b\u00e6tti \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0 um sama efni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okkar framt\u00ed\u00f0 betri b\u00ed\u00f0ur<br>bjarts\u00fdnin er engu l\u00edk. <br>N\u00fa ver\u00f0ur \u00e1\u00f0ur en langt um l\u00ed\u00f0ur<br>lyktin sk\u00e1rri \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00d6rlagav\u00edxlspor<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hann S. Hannesson var inni \u00e1 a\u00f0alatri\u00f0unum \u00ed \u00feessu m\u00e1li sem fylgt hefur mannkyninu lengi vel. Hann orti eitt sinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar hvergi f\u00e6st salta\u00f0, reykt n\u00e9 sigi\u00f0,<br>n\u00e9 s\u00e9st uppvi\u00f0 b\u00e6jarvegg migi\u00f0,<br>\u00feegar \u00f6ll f\u00e6\u00f0a er d\u00f3ssett<br>og allssta\u00f0ar kl\u00f3sett,<br>\u00fe\u00e1 er \u00f6rlagav\u00edxlspori\u00f0 stigi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>S\u00edminn fyrir sannvir\u00f0i<\/strong><br>Eins og svo margar v\u00edsur Hj\u00e1lmars Freysteinsson \u00fearfnast \u00feessi engra sk\u00fdringa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00edmann fyrir sannvir\u00f0i<br>selja skal \u00e1 uppbo\u00f0i,<br>vinnugla\u00f0ur gjaldkeri<br>getur fylgt \u00ed kaupb\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tungan skilor\u00f0sbundin<\/strong><br>\u00deessa v\u00edsu mun Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson hafa ort \u00feegar P\u00e9tur P\u00e9tursson, kollegi hans \u00e1 Akureyri, f\u00e9kk skilor\u00f0sbundinn d\u00f3m \u00ed H\u00e9ra\u00f0sd\u00f3mi fyrir \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi or\u00f0brag\u00f0 um vaxtarr\u00e6ktarmenn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo P\u00e9tur h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 hrella menn<br>hentug lei\u00f0 var fundin,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 hann s\u00e9 til \u00ed tuski\u00f0 enn<br>er tungan skilor\u00f0sbundin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Allt d\u00e6mt \u00f3n\u00fdtt<\/strong><br>H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson orti af sama tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Berjast menn vi\u00f0 har\u00f0an heim<br>hreint \u00e1 einu bretti<br>d\u00e6mt var \u00f3n\u00fdtt undir \u00feeim<br>allt \u00ed h\u00e6star\u00e9tti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 11. ma\u00ed 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson orti \u00e1 Leir \u00feegar Hreinn Loftsson sag\u00f0i sig \u00far Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kvelur hlustir sarg og s\u00f3nn,<br>su\u00f0 og urg vart \u00feolir neinn,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 er eins og einhver t\u00f3nn<br>\u00edhaldsflokksins vir\u00f0ist Hreinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Har\u00f0ur fleinn<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti af sama tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e6rir holdi\u00f0 har\u00f0ur fleinn<br>hrollur er \u00ed skrokknum,<br>af \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fa er enginn Hreinn<br>\u00ed Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Hreinn skrifast me\u00f0 st\u00f3rum e\u00f0a litlum staf\u2026..)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>K\u00f6tturinn orti<\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur \u00deorsteinsson setti inn \u00e1 Leir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deorger\u00f0ur Katr\u00edn Gunnarsd\u00f3ttir mism\u00e6lti sig freud\u00edskt \u00ed Kastlj\u00f3sinu \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. H\u00fan sag\u00f0i eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra og n\u00faverandi d\u00f3msm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra (mig minnir a\u00f0 h\u00fan tilt\u00e6ki \u00fe\u00e1 tvo) hef\u00f0u vara\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed alllengi a\u00f0 fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar \u00e1 \u00cdslandi hef\u00f0u safnast \u00e1 alltof margra hendur. \u00deorger\u00f0ur lei\u00f0r\u00e9tti sig au\u00f0vita\u00f0 samstundis \u2013 en k\u00f6tturinn glotti \u00ed kampinn og skaut a\u00f0 m\u00e9r eftirfarandi v\u00edsum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e9r er eins og allir sj\u00e1<br>allt a\u00f0 fara \u00far b\u00f6ndum<br>og fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0larnir or\u00f0nir \u00e1<br>alltof margra h\u00f6ndum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00edst er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 sitja hj\u00e1<br>er sagan fer \u00far b\u00f6ndum<br>og fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0larnir enda \u00e1<br>alltof margra h\u00f6ndum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00e6ttulegur l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0inu<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson s\u00e1 skemmtilega hli\u00f0 \u00e1 fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lal\u00f6gunum n\u00fdju: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 flestu illu \u00e9g \u00e1tti von<br>en \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig varla \u00e1 hinu;<br>hversu Hallbj\u00f6rn Hjartarson<br>er h\u00e6ttulegur l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bolludagseftirk\u00f6st<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson orti um \u00feau st\u00f3ru or\u00f0 sem n\u00fa falla \u00e1 Al\u00feingi um fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lafrumvarpi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 Al\u00feingi dynja n\u00fa or\u00f0in st\u00f3ru<br>og ymur \u00e1 bekkjum sem falli skri\u00f0ur<br>\u00fev\u00ed bolludagseftirk\u00f6st vi\u00f0sj\u00e1l v\u00f3ru<br>og v\u00ednberin lengi a\u00f0 ganga ni\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Drottinn f\u00f3r yfir striki\u00f0<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar f\u00f3r n\u00fdlega til rakara a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta klippa sig og sag\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00e1 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 hva\u00f0 l\u00edti\u00f0 var eftir og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1\u00f0ur helst minn hr\u00f3\u00f0ur j\u00f3k<br>h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00feykkt og miki\u00f0.<br>Drottinn gaf og Drottinn t\u00f3k,<br>Drottinn f\u00f3r yfir striki\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Enda komi\u00f0 sumar<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar orti \u00feessa vorv\u00edsu n\u00fdlega:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ve\u00f0urfari\u00f0 okkar \u00e1<br>engu n\u00fdju lumar.<br>N\u00fa er Esjan or\u00f0in gr\u00e1,<br>enda komi\u00f0 sumar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 25. ma\u00ed 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>\u00deegar Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson sag\u00f0i \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum eftir klukkustundar fund me\u00f0 \u00d3lafi Ragnari Gr\u00edmssyni, forseta \u00cdslands, a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u leiki\u00f0 badminton \u00feegar \u00feeir voru 18 \u00e1ra og s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00feekkst me\u00f0 hl\u00e9um, f\u00f3ru hagyr\u00f0ingar af sta\u00f0. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1g\u00e6tan \u00feeir \u00e1ttu fund<br>\u00ed eina og h\u00e1lfa klukkustund,<br>\u00fer\u00e6ttu lengi lon og don<br>um leikreglur \u00ed badminton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1 gamals aldri<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Bersi orti af sama tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 \u00e6skuskei\u00f0i undu tveir<br>vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3tt s\u00edna lon og don.<br>\u00c1 gamals aldri eru \u00feeir<br>enn a\u00f0 spila badminton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00deusa\u00f0 lon og don<\/strong><br>Sigur\u00f0ur Ing\u00f3lfsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Endalaust er \u00fev\u00e6lt og \u00fer\u00e1tta\u00f0,<br>\u00feusa\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i lon og don<br>h\u00f6f\u00f0ingjarnir hef\u00f0u \u00e1tt a\u00f0<br>halda sig vi\u00f0 badminton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ef heimurinn ferst<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu or\u00f0in a\u00f0 sinni um \u00feetta fr\u00e6ga fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lafrumvarp:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Menn \u00ferasa \u00fat af \u00feessu og hinu<br>\u00ed \u00feinginu og sj\u00f3nvarpinu,<br>en hitt finnst m\u00e9r verst<br>ef heimurinn ferst<br>\u00fat af fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lafrumvarpinu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gott a\u00f0 vera ungur<\/strong><br>Hringur heitinn J\u00f3hannesson listm\u00e1lari fr\u00e1 Haga \u00ed A\u00f0aldal orti einhverju sinni: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er bjart um v\u00edk og vog<br>vermir s\u00f3lin rekka.<br>Gott er a\u00f0 vera ungur og<br>eiga n\u00f3g a\u00f0 drekka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fjallk\u00f3ngurinn<\/strong><br>Spurt var um h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leir. Veit einhver lesandi B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0sins hver hann er?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fjallk\u00f3ngur \u00ed fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n \u00e1r <br>flaugst \u00e9g \u00e1 vi\u00f0 seggi.<br>Myndugur og mektarh\u00e1r<br>m\u00f6lva\u00f0i r\u00e9ttarveggi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 8. j\u00fan\u00ed 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra \u00d6rn B\u00e1r\u00f0ur Neskirkjuklerkur flutti eldmessu \u00ed vor sem vakti ver\u00f0skulda\u00f0a athygli. \u00c1rni Reynisson orti af \u00fev\u00ed tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6rn B\u00e1r\u00f0ur er har\u00f0ur \u00ed gr\u00e1asta gr\u00edninu<br>grimmur hans texti \u00ed l\u00edfsmagas\u00edninu.<br>Hverju skornu ska\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0issv\u00edninu<br>skolar hann ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 brau\u00f0inu og v\u00edninu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ef \u00fe\u00fa skilja mundir<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hannesar Sigf\u00fasson \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um er ekki me\u00f0 mj\u00f6g \u00feykkt h\u00e1r og einhverju sinni var veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um skalla. \u00de\u00e1 orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00e9r yr\u00f0i skallinn afar k\u00e6r<br>ef \u00fe\u00fa skilja mundir,<br>a\u00f0 \u00fear sem mesta grasi\u00f0 gr\u00e6r<br>er gjarnan l\u00edti\u00f0 undir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nefndi hann kart\u00f6fluna \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sambandi sem d\u00e6mi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u00edkh\u00fasgjaldi\u00f0<\/strong><br>Hagyr\u00f0ingar t\u00f3ku vi\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 Leir \u00feegar l\u00edkh\u00fasgjaldi\u00f0 var h\u00e6kka\u00f0 \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00fdrt\u00ed\u00f0in er or\u00f0in \u00fdkt<br>aurum m\u00ednum f\u00e6kkar,<br>til a\u00f0 gjalda l\u00edkum l\u00edkt<br>l\u00edkh\u00fasgjaldi\u00f0 h\u00e6kkar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au\u00f0sins mikla og sterka ofurvald<br>alla \u00feegna um s\u00ed\u00f0ir n\u00e6r a\u00f0 plokka.<br>T\u00edu \u00fe\u00fasund kr\u00f3na geymslugjald<br>grei\u00f0a ver\u00f0ur fyrir dau\u00f0a skrokka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og S\u00e6mundur Bjarnason b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 aurami\u00f0um \u00e1kaft dorga.<br>Eignum svipta kroppinn snau\u00f0an.<br>Heldur finnst m\u00e9r hart a\u00f0 borga<br>h\u00f3telkostna\u00f0 eftir dau\u00f0ann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fr\u00e6g\u00f0ars\u00f3l Dav\u00ed\u00f0s<\/strong><br>\u00deessa snilldar v\u00edsu J\u00f3ns Ingvars \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra frekar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fr\u00e6g\u00f0ars\u00f3l Dav\u00ed\u00f0s, fyrrum bj\u00f6rt,<br>f\u00e6st n\u00fa vart til a\u00f0 sk\u00edna.<br>Vins\u00e6ldir hans og veldi \u00f6rt<br>vir\u00f0ist m\u00e9r n\u00fana dv\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er hann or\u00f0inn alveg snar,<br>a\u00f0 \u00d3lafi r\u00e6\u00f0st, samt hittir \u00fear<br>andskotinn \u00f6mmu s\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vi\u00f0 skulum bi\u00f0ja Gu\u00f0na<\/strong><br>Einhverju sinni sag\u00f0i Gu\u00f0ni \u00c1g\u00fastsson landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veru a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00e6\u00f0ingar \u00feyrftu a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja Gu\u00f0 um fyrirgefningu. \u00de\u00e1 orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00edsnager\u00f0 er vissulega pu\u00f0<br>og vi\u00f0 hvort anna\u00f0 sk\u00e1ldin illa lynda.<br>Vi\u00f0 skulum bi\u00f0ja Gu\u00f0na a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja  Gu\u00f0<br>a\u00f0 gefa okkur fyrirgefning synda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00d3fri\u00f0ur \u00ed bo\u00f0i<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hannes Sigf\u00fasson \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um orti \u00feessa \u00feegar forsetinn hafna\u00f0i fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lafrumvarpinu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la er frumvarpi\u00f0<br>fremur \u00feunnt \u00ed ro\u00f0i<br>en \u00d3lafur velur aldrei fri\u00f0<br>s\u00e9 \u00f3fri\u00f0ur \u00ed bo\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 22. j\u00fan\u00ed 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 spur\u00f0um um h\u00f6fund v\u00edsunnar Fjallk\u00f3ngur \u00ed fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n \u00e1r \u00ed 11. t\u00f6lubla\u00f0inu og fengum svar. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera fimmt\u00e1n \u00e1r en ekki fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n \u00ed fyrstu l\u00ednu en h\u00f6fundur v\u00edsunnar h\u00e9t \u00c1smundur G\u00edslason sem bj\u00f3 \u00ed Besey \u00ed Nor\u00f0ur\u00e1rdal \u00e1 19. \u00f6ld. V\u00edsuna orti hann um J\u00f3n S\u00e6mundsson, hreppstj\u00f3ra a\u00f0 Hamri \u00ed \u00dever\u00e1rhl\u00ed\u00f0 og leitarstj\u00f3ra og r\u00e9ttarstj\u00f3ra \u00ed Fiskivatnsr\u00e9tt. \u00de\u00e1 var til l\u00edtil r\u00e9tt sem h\u00e9t V\u00edgh\u00f3lsr\u00e9tt og vildi J\u00f3n S\u00e6mundsson leggja hana ni\u00f0ur og f\u00e1 allt f\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed Fiskivatnsr\u00e9tt og \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3r hann og braut V\u00edgh\u00f3lsr\u00e9tt ni\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 var tilefni v\u00edsunnar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Spurt \u00e1 n\u00fd<\/strong><br>Enn \u00e1 n\u00fd langar mig til a\u00f0 spyrja um h\u00f6fund \u00e1g\u00e6trar v\u00edsu sem \u00e9g l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum. Mannsnafni\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 vera r\u00e9tt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigur\u00f0ur hefur fari\u00f0 flatt<br>fl\u00e6ktur \u00ed g\u00f6gnum h\u00e6pnum,<br>d\u00e6mdur fyrir a\u00f0 segja satt<br>en s\u00fdkna\u00f0ur af gl\u00e6pnum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Um suma<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Bersi sendi \u00feessa skemmtilegu v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leir ,,eins og \u00e9g l\u00e6r\u00f0i hann einhvern t\u00edmann \u00ed einhverju \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0sagnasafni var h\u00fan \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef sumir vissu um suma,<br>hvernig sumir eru vi\u00f0 suma,<br>\u00feegar sumir eru fr\u00e1, &#8211;<br>\u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ru ekki sumir vi\u00f0 suma<br>eins og sumir eru vi\u00f0 suma,<br>\u00feegar sumir eru hj\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kommarnir og s\u00e1lirnar<\/strong><br>Sumir k\u00e6ttust vegna d\u00f3msins yfir Dav\u00ed\u00f0 en h\u00e6gri menn ur\u00f0u rei\u00f0ir og k\u00f6llu\u00f0u alla sem k\u00e6ttust komma og a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u allaf eina s\u00e1l \u00feegar svona m\u00e1l k\u00e6mu upp. \u00de\u00e1 orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00fdnist vera sanna\u00f0 m\u00e1l<br>segir okkur heimild traust,<br>a\u00f0 kommar eiga eina s\u00e1l<br>en \u00edhaldi\u00f0 er s\u00e1larlaust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kj\u00f3sendur bj\u00e1nar<\/strong><br>Ragnar Ingi A\u00f0alsteinsson fr\u00e1 Va\u00f0brekku sendi n\u00fdlega fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r v\u00edsnab\u00f3k sem hann kallar Ekki or\u00f0 af viti. \u00c1 einum sta\u00f0 segir Ragnar a\u00f0 nokkrir fr\u00e6ndur hans og vinir hafi bo\u00f0i\u00f0 sig fram fyrir hina \u00fdmsu flokka \u00ed kosningum en ekki fengi\u00f0 s\u00e9rlega g\u00f3\u00f0a kosningu. \u00de\u00e1 orti hann \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 \u00feeirra allra:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9r finnst alm\u00e6tti\u00f0 \u00fdti\u00f0 og frekt<br>og \u00f3h\u00e6f \u00feess v\u00ed\u00f0t\u00e6ka mekt.<br>M\u00e9r finnst kj\u00f6rstj\u00f3rnin kj\u00e1nar<br>og kj\u00f3sendur bj\u00e1nar<br>og l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 andstyggilegt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Elsta listgreinin<\/strong><br>Ragnar Ingi A\u00f0alsteinsson segir \u00ed kveri s\u00ednu Ekki or\u00f0 af viti a\u00f0 menn hafi deilt um \u00fea\u00f0 hvort s\u00faludans v\u00e6ri list e\u00f0ur ei. Ragnar orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Til listgreina lj\u00fafra \u00fea\u00f0 telst<br>og list \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed gj\u00f6rv\u00f6llu felst.<br>A\u00f0 leggjast \u00e1 baki\u00f0<br>me\u00f0 l\u00edfi\u00f0 allsnaki\u00f0<br>er allra listgreina elst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 6. j\u00fal\u00ed 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram  <\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson rifja\u00f0i upp \u00e1 Leir skemmtilegt erindi sem hann orti fyrir m\u00f6rgum Herrans \u00e1rum eftir a\u00f0 hafa horft \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarpsmynd um einkenni alk\u00f3h\u00f3lisma:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aldrei ver\u00f0 \u00e9g neinn alki talinn<br>\u00fe\u00f3 eigi \u00e9g v\u00ed\u00f0a pela falinn<br>og detti svo \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 af og til.<br>Bakkus m\u00e1 hafa um helgar v\u00f6ldin,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 helli \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00ed glas \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin<br>\u00e1 daginn er edr\u00fa &#8211; um \u00fea\u00f0 bil!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eins og einn g\u00f3\u00f0ur vinur minn sag\u00f0i stundum: &#8220;N\u00fa er \u00e9g h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 drekka, en \u00e9g er ekki fanat\u00edskur!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kaupf\u00e9lagsfundahreti\u00f0<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson segir a\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0a ve\u00f0rinu hafi rifjast upp fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feegar KEA veldi\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 me\u00f0 bl\u00f3ma var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1rviss vi\u00f0bur\u00f0ur a\u00f0 h\u00e9r k\u00e6mi svonefnt kaupf\u00e9lagsfundarhret, st\u00f3rhr\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed nokkra daga \u00feegar a\u00f0alfundur KEA var haldinn. N\u00fa er af sem \u00e1\u00f0ur var: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fana er t\u00ed\u00f0in gj\u00f6ful og g\u00f3\u00f0 <br>og gerir b\u00e6ndurna r\u00edka, <br>kaupf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 er komi\u00f0 \u00far m\u00f3\u00f0<br>og kaupf\u00e9lagsfundurinn l\u00edka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vissu ekki af vatninu<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar orti l\u00edka \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00feegar fl\u00f3\u00f0in miklu ur\u00f0u \u00ed J\u00f6klu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u00f6kla f\u00e6rir flest \u00ed kaf,<br>fl\u00f3\u00f0in \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g kenni <br>a\u00f0 verkfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar vissu ekki af<br>vatninu \u00ed henni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>K\u00f3rdrengirnir<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson D\u00f3mkirkjuprestur segir svo fr\u00e1 \u00e1 Leir: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>,,\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum var veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja forseta l\u00fd\u00f0veldisins inn \u00ed emb\u00e6tti. Allt f\u00f3r \u00fea\u00f0 fri\u00f0samlega fram sem v\u00e6nta m\u00e1tti. J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra sat \u00e1 n\u00e6stfremsta bekk og s\u00e1 yfir forsetann inn \u00ed k\u00f3rinn hvar 5 (fimm) biskupar s\u00e1tu \u00e1 st\u00f3lum &#8220;og h\u00f6f\u00f0ust l\u00edtt a\u00f0 en undirrita\u00f0ur breiddi \u00far s\u00e9r fyrir altarinu. Undir s\u00e1lminum Heyr himnasmi\u00f0ur\u2026 b\u00e6r\u00f0ist \u00f6nd r\u00e1\u00f0herrans:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd messunni \u00fear m\u00e1tti sj\u00e1<br>mildings \u00e1s\u00fdnd sk\u00edna.<br>En Hj\u00e1lmar k\u00edkti kankv\u00eds \u00e1<br>k\u00f3rdrengina s\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vitlausramannahelgi<\/strong><br> \u00de\u00f3rir J\u00f3nsson yrkir um verslunarmannahelgina:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vaknar \u00ed tjaldi ves\u00e6lt li\u00f0,<br> viti og krafti s\u00e9rhver r\u00fainn.<br> \u00deetta er n\u00fa verra veseni\u00f0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vitlausramannahelgin b\u00fain!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Illvi\u00f0risdj\u00f6full<\/strong><br>\u00de\u00f3rir J\u00f3nsson segir \u00feessa s\u00f6gu og v\u00edsuna sem fylgir henni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>,,Sigurbj\u00f6rn K. Stef\u00e1nsson, fyrrum sk\u00f3smi\u00f0ur \u00e1 Siglufir\u00f0i, gaf \u00e1ri\u00f0 1967 \u00fat lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00f3k, mikla gersemi, handskrifa\u00f0a listavel. Hann fluttist til Reykjav\u00edkur \u00e1 efri \u00e1rum og kunni \u00e1kaflega illa vi\u00f0 sig, ekki s\u00edst var ve\u00f0urfari\u00f0 honum l\u00edtt a\u00f0 skapi. N\u00fa um stundir \u00e1 \u00feessi v\u00edsa l\u00edklega ekki illa vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Austri \u00e1 roki\u00f0 og rigningu er gj\u00f6full,<br>rennblotnar skinn sem fl\u00edk.<br>Andskotans, b\u00f6lva\u00f0ur illvi\u00f0radj\u00f6full<br>er \u00feessi Reykjav\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 31. \u00e1g\u00fast 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson sag\u00f0i \u00e1 Leir \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum: \u00cdslenska \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in er s\u00f6m vi\u00f0 sig. N\u00fa kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 h\u00fan hefur hla\u00f0i\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur b\u00f6rnum \u00ed \u00f3h\u00f3fi, sem ekkert pl\u00e1ss er fyrir \u00ed sk\u00f3lakerfinu. Svo kemst \u00feetta upp l\u00f6ngu seinna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0in \u00ed s\u00fapuna settist,<br>seint held \u00e9g byr\u00f0arnar l\u00e9ttist,<br>h\u00fan sinnti ekki um v\u00f6rn<br>og sex hundru\u00f0 b\u00f6rn<br>eigna\u00f0ist \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 tr\u00f3na \u00ed 11. s\u00e6ti<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar orti \u00feessa limru \u00feegar Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0i\u00f0 sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 Arnaldur Indri\u00f0ason e\u00f0a b\u00f3k hans Grafar\u00fe\u00f6gn &#8220;tr\u00f3nir um \u00feessar mundir \u00ed ellefta s\u00e6ti&#8221; \u00e1 mets\u00f6lulista \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0. M\u00e9r var skemmt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3 met s\u00edn \u00feeir b\u00e6ti og b\u00e6ti<br>bl\u00f6skra\u00f0 einhverjum g\u00e6ti<br>vi\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00f0indi n\u00fd<br>er menn taka upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed<br>a\u00f0 tr\u00f3na \u00ed ellefta s\u00e6ti <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hugarangur<\/strong><br>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson setti \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vondslega hefur oss ver\u00f6ldin blekkt,<br>vilja og r\u00e6nu svipt mig.<br>Hef\u00f0i \u00e9g betur hana \u00feekkt<br>hef\u00f0i \u00e9g aldrei gift mig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Heilr\u00e6\u00f0av\u00edsur<\/strong><br>\u00c1 landsm\u00f3ti hagyr\u00f0inga \u00e1 Dj\u00fapavogi 2003 f\u00f3r Vilhj\u00e1lmur Hj\u00e1lmarsson, fyrrum menntam\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra, me\u00f0 \u00feessar alkunnu mj\u00f3firsku heilr\u00e6\u00f0av\u00edsur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hata skaltu helv\u00edte<br>og halda \u00feig fr\u00e1 satane,<br>a\u00f0 \u00feeim gamla gj\u00f6ra sp\u00e9<br>gu\u00f0s svo hafnir \u00ed r\u00edke.<br>Best mun reynast bindinde<br>\u00e1 brenniv\u00edne og t\u00f3bake,<br>en ber\u00f0u \u00feig eftir bj\u00f6rginne<br>sem best \u00fe\u00fa m\u00e1tt hj\u00e1 kvenf\u00f3lke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gisin kirkja<\/strong><br>M\u00e9r er sagt a\u00f0 s\u00e9ra Helgi Sveinsson, sem var prestur \u00ed Hverager\u00f0i, hafa ort \u00feessa<br>fr\u00e1b\u00e6ru v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mig langar stundum \u00f3sk\u00f6p til a\u00f0 yrkja<br>um una\u00f0s fagurt vor og litr\u00edk bl\u00f3m<br>en finnst \u00e9g eins og g\u00f6mul gisin kirkja<br>sem gr\u00e6tur yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera t\u00f3m<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Helgi orti l\u00edka:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Margur er k\u00e1tur ma\u00f0urinn<br>og meyja hneig\u00f0 fyrir gaman<br>en svo kemur helv\u00edtis heimurinn<br>og hneykslast \u00e1 \u00f6llu saman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bj\u00f3r\u00fej\u00f3far<\/strong><br>\u00c1g\u00fast Marin\u00f3 \u00c1g\u00fastsson, Sau\u00f0anesi, kom me\u00f0 stuttu millibili \u00ed Austurhei\u00f0arkofa \u00ed Tunguselshei\u00f0i. \u00cd seinni fer\u00f0inni \u00e6tla\u00f0i hann a\u00f0 g\u00e6\u00f0a s\u00e9r \u00e1 bj\u00f3r sem skilinn var eftir \u00ed \u00feeirri fyrri. \u00deegar \u00c1g\u00fast greip \u00ed t\u00f3mt var\u00f0 honum a\u00f0 or\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dej\u00f3far hafa \u00feessu eytt<br>\u00feeir munu Bakkus lofa.<br>Ekki er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 eiga neitt<br>\u00cd Austurhei\u00f0arkofa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 14. sept. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fj\u00f3shaugurinn <\/strong><br>Valdimar Gunnarsson kennari sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leir og sag\u00f0i hana vera fr\u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar hinsta fj\u00f6\u00f0rin fer<br>og fj\u00f3shaugurinn hrynur<br>og hvergi er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 hreykja s\u00e9r<br>\u00fe\u00e1 hugsa \u00e9g til \u00fe\u00edn, vinur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Getuleysi<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson segir svo fr\u00e1: \u00c1rni Johnsen getur \u00e1tt spretti \u00ed lj\u00f3\u00f0ager\u00f0, ekki langa, en samt. Og hann \u00e1tti part af h\u00e1lkuv\u00edsunni. Einu sinni var hann a\u00f0 basla sama v\u00edsu og h\u00fan enda\u00f0i engan veginn. \u00de\u00e1 missti \u00e9g saman \u00feessa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1rna Johnsen \u00feekkir \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0<br>og \u00feolir af honum hrekki.<br>Gjarnan vill hann gera lj\u00f3\u00f0<br>en getur \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sl\u00f3ttugur n\u00f6rd<\/strong><br>Miki\u00f0 var ort um Hannes Gissurarson \u00feegar b\u00f3kin Halld\u00f3r kom \u00fat \u00ed fyrra. J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson orti \u00feessa limru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hann Hannes vor hatar a\u00f0 sl\u00f3ra<br>og hamast v\u00edst minnst \u00e1 vi\u00f0 fj\u00f3ra.<br>Hann sl\u00f3 inn \u00ed v\u00f6rd,<br>s\u00e1 sl\u00f3ttugi n\u00f6rd,<br>um sexhundru\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur fr\u00e1 D\u00f3ra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sl\u00e6m \u00ed f\u00f3tunum<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leir en sag\u00f0ist ekki vita eftir hvern h\u00fan v\u00e6ri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00f3tunum,<br>n\u00e6 \u00fev\u00ed pilta hylli,<br>frekar sl\u00e6m \u00ed f\u00f3tunum<br>en feikna g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 milli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Himins vangaskeggi\u00f0 <\/strong><br>\u00deessi v\u00edsa var eitt sinn birt \u00e1 Leir og spurt um h\u00f6fund en \u00e9g hef ekkert svar s\u00e9\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bl\u00e6s \u00ed fangi\u00f0, breytt er \u00e1tt,<br>bo\u00f0ar stranga hreggi\u00f0.<br>Ni\u00f0ur hangir h\u00e9lugr\u00e1tt<br>himins vangaskeggi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 28. sept. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>N\u00fa yrkja menn \u00e1 Leir um kennaraverkfalli\u00f0 og Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson segir: Kennaradeilan er enn \u00ed h\u00f6r\u00f0um hn\u00fat. N\u00fa hafa b\u00e1\u00f0ir samningsa\u00f0ilar lofa\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 koma \u00e1 n\u00e6sta fund, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa nokku\u00f0 til m\u00e1la a\u00f0 leggja. \u00deetta getur or\u00f0i\u00f0 s\u00e9rkennilegur fundur, til d\u00e6mis \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennaraverkfalli\u00f0 treinist \u00ed talsver\u00f0a stund<br>og t\u00edmana langa nemendur mega \u00fereyja.<br>Deilua\u00f0ilar \u00e6tla a\u00f0 koma \u00e1 fund<br>\u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa nokku\u00f0 frekar a\u00f0 segja. <br>Fundurinn ver\u00f0ur allur \u00e1 eina lund;<br>\u00c1smundur hlustar \u00e1 samningamennina \u00feegja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hverjum a\u00f0 kenna?<\/strong><br>\u00c1rni Reynisson b\u00e6tir vi\u00f0 og segir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og n\u00fa \u00feegar \u00f6nnur vikan ver\u00f0ur fr\u00e1<br>vir\u00f0ist um \u00fea\u00f0 sn\u00faast \u00feessi senna:<br>ekki hvernig, hven\u00e6r e\u00f0a hvort \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 &#8211;<br>heldur hverjum \u00feetta er alltsaman- a\u00f0 kenna<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ber l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e6fileikunum<\/strong><br>A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u yrkja menn l\u00edka um J\u00f3n Steinar og bar\u00e1ttu hans og annarra um a\u00f0 koma honum \u00ed h\u00e6star\u00e9tt. Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson segir: Enn er \u00ferasa\u00f0 um h\u00e6star\u00e9tt og tilnefningu d\u00f3mara. H\u00f3pur valinkunnra l\u00f6gmanna hefur gengi\u00f0 fram fyrir skj\u00f6ldu til a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 vanmetna og a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed er okkur skilst &#8211; l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feekkta h\u00e6fileika J\u00f3ns Steinars. Vands\u00e9\u00f0 er hvernig h\u00e6gt var a\u00f0 gera J\u00f3ni lj\u00f3tari grikk en \u00feetta, e\u00f0a \u00feannig: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u00f3n er eflaust engum manni l\u00edkur,<br>enda n\u00f3gir til a\u00f0 greina fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<br>\u00de\u00f3 a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 h\u00e6fileikar\u00edkur,<br>hefur sjaldan bori\u00f0 miki\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Inni er bjart vi\u00f0 yl og s\u00f6ng<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ar K\u00e1rasonar fr\u00e1 Litla-Flj\u00f3ti \u00e1 Leirinn og telur hana orta \u00e1 Hverav\u00f6llum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00f3ttin vart mun ver\u00f0a l\u00f6ng<br>vex m\u00e9r hjartastyrkur.<br>Inni er bjart vi\u00f0 yl og s\u00f6ng,<br>\u00fati svartamyrkur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3lafur Stef\u00e1nsson sag\u00f0i v\u00edsurnar vera tv\u00e6r og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ari svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deessi bolli l\u00edfsins laun<br>lj\u00faf og holl mun bera,<br>en elta rollur \u00fat um hraun<br>einn m\u00e1 skollinn gera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kve\u00f0ja<\/strong><br>\u00deegar einn af kunningjum H\u00e1konar A\u00f0alsteinssonar, sk\u00e1lds og sk\u00f3garb\u00f3nda \u00e1 H\u00fasum, var\u00f0 fimmtugur f\u00e9kk hann \u00feessa kve\u00f0ju fr\u00e1 vini s\u00ednum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kve\u00f0jur skulu vinum valdar,<br>ver\u00f0ugt er a\u00f0 minnast dagsins.<br>N\u00fa skal hylltur h\u00e1lfrar aldar<br>h\u00f6fu\u00f0verkur samf\u00e9lagsins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><br> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 12. okt. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Algengt er a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk tali um ve\u00f0urgu\u00f0i, segist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja ve\u00f0urgu\u00f0ina um gott ve\u00f0ur. \u00deetta er \u00f3r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00ed flestum tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0um er bara til einn gu\u00f0. Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti er til fj\u00f6ldi engla og P\u00e1ll Berg\u00fe\u00f3rsson, ve\u00f0urstofustj\u00f3ri fyrrverandi, segir a\u00f0 ve\u00f0urenglarnir s\u00e9u fj\u00f3rir; Su\u00f0ri, Nor\u00f0ri, Austri og Vestri. \u00deessu til sta\u00f0festingar nefnir hann \u00e6vagamla v\u00edsu sem er \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voldugir Drottins ve\u00f0urenglar fj\u00f3rir,<br>h\u00f6ldum gefi h\u00e6gan byr<br>hef \u00e9g \u00feess eigi be\u00f0i\u00f0 fyr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1 rj\u00fapunni sannast<\/strong><br>Erlingur Sigtryggsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 v\u00edsu um rj\u00fapnavei\u00f0ina og blanda\u00f0i p\u00f3lit\u00edk inn \u00ed m\u00e1li\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 rj\u00fapunni sannast enn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0<br>algild sannindi bl\u00edfa:<br>Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn fellir \u00fea\u00f0<br>sem Frams\u00f3kn reynir a\u00f0 hl\u00edfa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u00f6ngunin til a\u00f0 skemma<\/strong><br>N\u00fa eru hagyr\u00f0ingar \u00e1 Leir farnir a\u00f0 yrkja um sprenginguna miklu fyrir austan sem samg\u00f6ngur\u00e1\u00f0herra stj\u00f3rna\u00f0i. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson segir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sumum gerir l\u00edfi\u00f0 leitt<br>l\u00f6ngunin til a\u00f0 skemma.<br>Sturlu var \u00ed hamsi heitt<br>og hafti\u00f0 rauf of snemma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sex \u00ed einu h\u00f6ggi<\/strong><br>Dav\u00ed\u00f0 H. Haraldsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 um sama efni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sturla illa starfi\u00f0 vann<br>\u00ed stundarbr\u00e6\u00f0i.<br>Sex \u00ed einu h\u00f6ggi hann<br>h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 n\u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eflaust fyrir klaufaskap<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 yrkja um sprenginguna:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 Austurlandi eru menn<br>\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ir og hissa \u00ed senn,<br>a\u00f0 \u00fear Sturla engan drap<br>eflaust fyrir klaufaskap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>G\u00e6salappir<\/strong><br>Egill J\u00f3nasson orti \u00feessa fr\u00e6gu g\u00e6salappav\u00edsu \u00feegar hann m\u00e6tti st\u00falku sem haf\u00f0i misjafnt or\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 skulum ekki hafa h\u00e1tt<br>h\u00e9r er g\u00e6s a\u00f0 vappa.<br>Margur hefur yndi \u00e1tt<br>innan g\u00e6salappa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Afneitum Kristni<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson segir a\u00f0 eftirfarandi v\u00edsu hafi gamall Frams\u00f3knarma\u00f0ur hv\u00edsla\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00feegar tal okkar barst a\u00f0 tilvistarvanda flokksins:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3tt sortni um s\u00f3larhvel<br>og s\u00edgr\u00e6n tr\u00e9n visni<br>allt mun \u00fe\u00f3 enda vel:<br>Vi\u00f0 afneitum  Kristni.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Svar  vi\u00f0 spurningu<\/strong><br>\u00c9g spur\u00f0i \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum eftir h\u00f6fundi v\u00edsunnar: Bl\u00e6s \u00ed fangi\u00f0\/breytt er \u00e1tt. V\u00edsan er s\u00f6g\u00f0 eftir Benedikt Einarsson fr\u00e1 Hallanda \u00ed Eyjafir\u00f0i sem f\u00e6ddur var 1852 og d\u00e1inn 1928. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><br> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 26. okt. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0ni \u00c1g\u00fastsson landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra m\u00e6tti a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00e1 Sau\u00f0amessuna \u00ed Borgarnesi \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum og h\u00e9lt \u00fear mikla messu yfir gestum. J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra er l\u00edka \u00e1hugama\u00f0ur um \u00edslensku sau\u00f0kindina en hann komst ekki \u00e1 Sau\u00f0amessuna. \u00deess \u00ed sta\u00f0 hringdi hann \u00ed Gu\u00f0na og ba\u00f0 hann flytja f\u00f3lki kve\u00f0ju s\u00edna og v\u00edsu sem hann orti \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 G\u00edsla Einarssonar yfirsau\u00f0s og fr\u00e9ttamanns enda var hann allt \u00ed \u00f6llu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma messunni \u00e1. V\u00edsa J\u00f3ns er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00f3lin sk\u00edna \u00e1 haf og hau\u00f0ur<br>hlj\u00f3mfagurt er \u00cdslandslag.<br>\u00c9g er or\u00f0inn yfirsau\u00f0ur<br>og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fagna h\u00e9r \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Halld\u00f3r kominn til valda<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti 15. september sl. og \u00fearfnast v\u00edsan ekki frekari sk\u00fdringa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oss voru sk\u00f6pu\u00f0 \u00f6rl\u00f6g h\u00f6r\u00f0<br>eigum v\u00edst margs a\u00f0 gjalda.<br>H\u00e9r var \u00ed morgun hr\u00edmu\u00f0 j\u00f6r\u00f0<br>og Halld\u00f3r kominn til valda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bjargar \u00feeim sem b\u00e1gast eiga<\/strong><br>Se\u00f0labankinn hefur teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 m\u00f6rgum p\u00f3lit\u00edkusum sem hafa \u00feurft \u00fe\u00e6gilegt starf \u00e1 lokasprettinum. Um \u00feetta var eitt sinn ort:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sumir kve\u00f0ja kl\u00f6kkum hreim<br>af kaleik beiskum teyga.<br>Se\u00f0labankinn bjargar \u00feeim <br>sem b\u00e1gast jafnan eiga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 tala<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Gu\u00f0mundsson, fyrrum b\u00f3ndi \u00ed Fagrahvammi \u00e1 Berufjar\u00f0arstr\u00f6nd, var eitt sinn \u00e1 s\u00fdslufundi \u00ed Su\u00f0ur-M\u00falas\u00fdslu. \u00de\u00e1 kom ma\u00f0ur einn \u00ed r\u00e6\u00f0ust\u00f3l, sag\u00f0ist hafa \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa um m\u00e1li\u00f0 sem til umr\u00e6\u00f0u var en ekki haft til \u00feess t\u00edma en tala\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 um efni\u00f0 nokkra hr\u00ed\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 orti Hj\u00e1lmar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Skyldi \u00e9g eiga a\u00f0 leggja\u00b4onum li\u00f0<br>e\u00f0a l\u00e1ta hann bara mala.<br>Hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 hugsa en h\u00e6tti vi\u00f0<br>og h\u00e9lt bara \u00e1fram a\u00f0 tala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 hugsa og hanna<\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur \u00deorsteinsson orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu eftir a\u00f0 hafa hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um v\u00e6ndisfrumvarp Kolbr\u00fanar Halld\u00f3rsd\u00f3ttur \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fyrst \u00fearf a\u00f0 hugs&#8217;upp og hanna \u00fea\u00f0<br>hefja svo ranns\u00f3kn og kanna \u00fea\u00f0<br>\u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum s\u00fdna og sanna \u00fea\u00f0<br>og setja l\u00f6g til a\u00f0 banna \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 9. n\u00f3v. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Yfirmenn bera aldrei s\u00f6k  <\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Bersi \u00d3lafsson sendi eftirfarandi inn \u00e1 Leirinn: ,,\u00deetta datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug \u00ed dag eftir a\u00f0 hafa hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 alla fr\u00e9ttat\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed morgun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3tt a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed liggi engin r\u00f6k<br>er \u00fea\u00f0 svo \u00ed br\u00e1\u00f0 og til lengdar,<br>a\u00f0 yfirmenn bera aldrei s\u00f6k,<br>en undirtyllurnar skulu hengdar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00d3l\u00edkt hlutskipti<\/strong><br>Dav\u00ed\u00f0 S. Haraldsson orti a\u00f0 gefnu tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd Keflav\u00edk vor Kanar g\u00e6ta,<br>me\u00f0 kurt er a\u00f0 \u00feeim d\u00e1tum hl\u00fa\u00f0<br>en hermenn okkar horskir m\u00e6ta<br>handsprengjum \u00ed teppab\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>N\u00fdjasta samr\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson orti \u00feegar afs\u00f6kunarbei\u00f0ni ol\u00eduf\u00e9laganna birtist \u00ed bl\u00f6\u00f0unum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00e1 Esso, Skeljung og Ol\u00eds grunar<br>\u00f3v\u00e6nta t\u00f6f \u00e1 veginum<br>og allir bi\u00f0jast \u00fev\u00ed afs\u00f6kunar<br>\u00e1 einum og sama deginum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Peningalyktin <\/strong><br>\u00c1 hagyr\u00f0ingakv\u00f6ldi \u00e1 Vopnafir\u00f0i var kvarta\u00f0 yfir fnyknum fr\u00e1 lo\u00f0nubr\u00e6\u00f0slunni sem sumir kalla peningalykt. \u00de\u00e1 orti Ragnar A\u00f0alsteinsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dev\u00ed sem hagna\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0an gaf<br>gjarnan fylgdi nokkur vandi.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ngum \u00f3lykt af<br>\u00f6llu \u00feessu gr\u00f3\u00f0astandi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Annan og betri \u00edhaldsmann<\/strong><br>\u00c1 frambo\u00f0sfundi \u00e1 Austurlandi fyrir m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum l\u00e9t L\u00fa\u00f0v\u00edk J\u00f3sepsson \u00feau or\u00f0 falla a\u00f0 ekki yr\u00f0i l\u00e9tt a\u00f0 gera betri mann \u00far Sverri Hermannssyni. \u00de\u00e1 orti Helgi Seljan:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lagi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fdmsu L\u00fa\u00f0v\u00edk kann<br>en l\u00e9tt mun \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vera<br>ef annan og betri \u00edhaldsmann<br>hann \u00e6tlar \u00far Sverri a\u00f0 gera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 23. n\u00f3v. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson sendi \u00feessar skemmtilegu v\u00edsur og form\u00e1la a\u00f0 \u00feeim inn \u00e1 Leirinn: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigurj\u00f3n \u00ed Skollagr\u00f3f orti \u00ed fyrra \u00feegar hann f\u00f3r fram hj\u00e1 N\u00fapssta\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a v\u00edsu eins og hann gerir svo oft. Tilefni\u00f0 er a\u00f0 br\u00e6\u00f0urnir sem \u00fear b\u00faa eru \u00e1 milli n\u00edr\u00e6\u00f0s og t\u00edr\u00e6\u00f0s, eins og reyndar \u00feau systkini \u00f6ll, fimm talsins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00f3\u00f0um sta\u00f0 \u00e9g geri skil,<br>gelta \u00e1 hla\u00f0i rakkarnir<br>og hundra\u00f0 \u00e1ra h\u00e9r um bil<br>h\u00e9rna eru allir krakkarnir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd V\u00edk orti Sigurj\u00f3n:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inn til V\u00edkur \u00f3k \u00ed hla\u00f0,<br>inn af sj\u00f3num beljar K\u00e1ri.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 ku rigna \u00e1 \u00feessum sta\u00f0<br>365 daga \u00e1 \u00e1ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Indri\u00f0i fr\u00e6ndi minn<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Bersi \u00d3lafsson segir fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 Leirnum a\u00f0 opinberir starfsmenn voru eitt sinn sem oftar a\u00f0 semja um laun s\u00edn. \u00de\u00e1 var forma\u00f0ur launanefndar r\u00edkisins Indri\u00f0i \u00deorl\u00e1ksson, n\u00faverandi skattstj\u00f3ri. J\u00f3ni Thor Haraldssyni heitnum \u00fe\u00f3tti hann b\u00fdsna \u00fever og har\u00f0dr\u00e6gur, en \u00feeir voru \u00feremenningar a\u00f0 skyldleika. Hann orti \u00fe\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00edst ertu mannas\u00e6ttir<br>og s\u00ednkari en andskotinn.<br>\u00de\u00fa sver\u00f0 \u00feig \u00ed a\u00f0rar \u00e6ttir<br>Indri\u00f0i fr\u00e6ndi minn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>B\u00e6nheyrsla<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson kj\u00f6tmatsforma\u00f0ur sendi \u00feetta \u00e1 Leir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g var ve\u00f0urtepptur \u00ed 3 t\u00edma \u00e1 Reykjav\u00edkurflugvelli \u00ed g\u00e6r vegna mikillar ofankomu \u00fear \u00ed b\u00e6. Ekki rofa\u00f0i til fyrr en \u00e9g gauka\u00f0i v\u00edsu a\u00f0 sr. J\u00f3ni A\u00f0alsteini Baldvinssyni, sk\u00f3labr\u00f3\u00f0ur m\u00ednum, sem einnig bei\u00f0 fars:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dati snj\u00f3hv\u00edtt enn er l\u00f6\u00f0ur,<br>eina lausn \u00fe\u00f3 finn:<br>Heyr\u00f0u n\u00fa \u00ed himnaf\u00f6\u00f0ur,<br>H\u00f3labiskup minn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og \u00fea\u00f0 var eins og vi\u00f0 manninn m\u00e6lt, innan stundarfj\u00f3r\u00f0ungs haf\u00f0i stytt upp og h\u00e9lst svo \u00fear til vi\u00f0 vorum komnir \u00ed lofti\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Snj\u00f3r \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti af sama tilefni og Stef\u00e1n b\u00e6nina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00fati allur fri\u00f0ur<br>angistin er f\u00e1u l\u00edk,<br>allt a\u00f0 fara nor\u00f0ur og ni\u00f0ur,<br>n\u00fa er snj\u00f3r \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>,,\u00d3metanleg tj\u00f3n\u201c<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Bersi \u00d3lafsson sag\u00f0ist hafa heyrt \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0um \u00e1 al\u00feingi a\u00f0 marglesi\u00f0 var upp \u00far br\u00e9fi fr\u00e1 umbo\u00f0smanni barna \u00fear sem sagt var a\u00f0 b\u00f6rn hef\u00f0u be\u00f0i\u00f0 ,,\u00f3metanlegt tj\u00f3n\u201c vegna kennaraverkfallsins. Betur a\u00f0 satt v\u00e6ri, datt m\u00e9r fyrst \u00ed hug, en s\u00ed\u00f0an hno\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feessu saman:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e1rin l\u00ed\u00f0a<br>eflist \u00feessi b\u00f3n:<br>a\u00f0 \u00e9g megi sem oftast b\u00ed\u00f0a<br>\u00f3metanlegt tj\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. Samkv\u00e6mt or\u00f0ab\u00f3kinni merkir \u00f3metanlegur: \u201esem ekki ver\u00f0ur metinn sem skyldi, mikilv\u00e6gur.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 12. des. 2004<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e6lt af munni framMagn\u00fas \u00d3lafsson \u00e1 Sveinsst\u00f6\u00f0um er me\u00f0limur \u00e1 Leirnum og g\u00f3\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0ingur. Hann sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00feegar hann var n\u00fdkominn \u00e1 Leirinn: \u00deykir engum \u00feakkarvert\u00ed \u00feessum leirsins rannia\u00f0 illt \u00e9g hefi ekkert gertenda gull a\u00f0 manni. Fr\u00e6gur um fj\u00f3r\u00f0unginnS\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson, g\u00f3\u00f0kunningi Magn\u00fasar, svara\u00f0i af brag\u00f0i: Velkominn s\u00e9rtu, Magn\u00fas minn,margur s\u00fdnir \u00fe\u00e9r vinarh\u00f3t.Samt &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/2004-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2004&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-154","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":469,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions\/469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}