{"id":151,"date":"2019-10-22T16:34:25","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/?page_id=151"},"modified":"2019-12-04T17:12:02","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T17:12:02","slug":"2003-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/2003-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2003"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson matv\u00e6lafr\u00e6\u00f0ingur, kj\u00f6tmatsforma\u00f0ur og hagyr\u00f0ingur setti \u00feessar limrur og v\u00edsur \u00e1 Leirinn \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00ed tilefni \u00feess a\u00f0 Ingi Kristinn Stef\u00e1nsson tannl\u00e6knir s\u00f3tti um inng\u00f6ngu \u00ed Leirinn en \u00feeir Stef\u00e1n og Ingi eru sk\u00f3labr\u00e6\u00f0ur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gefum Stef\u00e1ni or\u00f0i\u00f0: \u00c9g minnist limru eftir Inga a\u00f0 loknu st\u00fadentsafm\u00e6li, sem h\u00f3purinn heldur h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0legt \u00e1 fimm \u00e1ra fresti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ldum \u00fe\u00e1 sama si\u00f0num<br>og sj\u00e1umst a\u00f0 fimm \u00e1rum li\u00f0num,<br>ungir \u00ed anda<br>og edr\u00fa a\u00f0 vanda<br>me\u00f0 alltof m\u00f6rg k\u00edl\u00f3 \u00e1 kvi\u00f0num.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anna\u00f0 d\u00e6mi um kve\u00f0skap Inga Kr. langar mig a\u00f0 tilf\u00e6ra og l\u00e6t fylgja litla \u201ej\u00f3lasyrpu&#8221; sem \u00e9g t\u00f3k saman n\u00fdlega. \u00c1 \u00feessum t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stst\u00edmum hafa \u00fdmsir teki\u00f0 s\u00e9r fyrir hendur a\u00f0 nota netf\u00f6ng sem r\u00edmor\u00f0. \u00c1 a\u00f0ventunni \u00ed hitte\u00f0fyrra t\u00f3ku \u00e1byrg\u00f0arlausir a\u00f0ilar sig til og \u00edmyndu\u00f0u s\u00e9r netf\u00f6ng \u00e6\u00f0ri m\u00e1ttarvalda. Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson setti fram fr\u00f3ma \u00f3sk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g vil j\u00f3la- finna -fri\u00f0<br>svo fari ekki neins \u00e1 mis,<br>en j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 mikils \u00e9g \u00feig bi\u00f0<br>\u00f3 jesuskristur.is<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gunnar Fr\u00edmannsson kva\u00f0 heilr\u00e6\u00f0av\u00edsu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dat \u00e1 g\u00f6tu aktu s\u00edst<br>ef \u00fe\u00fa hefur drukki\u00f0 romm.<br>Gerir\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feig gr\u00edpur v\u00edst<br>gud@himnum.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stef\u00e1n V. fann anna\u00f0 r\u00edmor\u00f0 og ger\u00f0i j\u00f3lav\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 heims um b\u00f3l<br>og h\u00e6fir ekki a\u00f0 vera domm,<br>gle\u00f0ileg \u00fev\u00ed gefur j\u00f3l<br>gud@himnum.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ingi Kr. Stef\u00e1nsson t\u00f3k upp \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mar\u00edu fylgdi ma\u00f0ur sem<br>til manntals gekk \u00ed Betlehem,<br>en geistlega hana ger\u00f0i bomm<br>gud@himnum.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og Sverrir P\u00e1ll Erlendsson b\u00e6tir \u00feessari \u00ed safni\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pakka munu flestir f\u00e1<br>sem for\u00f0ast Reykjav\u00edkurborg!<br>Mitt er nafni\u00f0 M\u00e1r\u00ed\u00e1<br>@Magdalena.org<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gamla konan<\/strong><br>Fri\u00f0rik Steingr\u00edmsson \u00ed M\u00fdvatnssveit og J\u00f3hannes Sigf\u00fasson \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um voru saman \u00e1 v\u00edsnakv\u00f6ldi og \u00feeim var sagt fr\u00e1 danskri konu sem n\u00e1\u00f0i 120 \u00e1ra aldri og \u00feakka\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan reykti ekki, drakk ekki og stunda\u00f0i ekki kynl\u00edf. \u00de\u00e1 orti J\u00f3hannes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deetta er or\u00f0inn aldur h\u00e1r,<br>enn er h\u00fan samt a\u00f0 tifa.<br>En til hvers var h\u00fan \u00f6ll \u00feessi \u00e1r<br>eiginlega a\u00f0 lifa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fri\u00f0rik haf\u00f0i sk\u00fdringu sem eiginlega l\u00e1 \u00ed augum uppi og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Allir ver\u00f0a eitthvert sinn<br>Amorskalli a\u00f0 hl\u00fd\u00f0a.<br>H\u00fan er enn\u00fe\u00e1 auminginn<br>eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 14. jan. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Eftir pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6r frams\u00f3knarmanna \u00ed nor\u00f0-Vesturkj\u00f6rd\u00e6mi, \u00fear sem P\u00e1ll P\u00e9tursson var felldur, orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson undir m\u00f3tt\u00f3inu &#8220;\u00deeim var eg verst er eg unni mest&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vel var Frams\u00f3knarfundurinn s\u00f3ttur<br>og fjalla\u00f0 um alv\u00f6rum\u00e1l.<br>A\u00f0fer\u00f0 Gu\u00f0r\u00fanar \u00d3sv\u00edfursd\u00f3ttur<br>\u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u a\u00f0 nota vi\u00f0 P\u00e1l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ingibj\u00f6rg \u00ed sk\u00f3inn<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar orti l\u00edka a\u00f0 gefnu tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 a\u00f0ventunni \u00e1 \u00fdmsu gekk<br>enn\u00fe\u00e1 vantar snj\u00f3inn.<br>\u00c1rla morguns \u00d6ssur f\u00e9kk<br>Ingibj\u00f6rgu \u00ed sk\u00f3inn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Alv\u00f6ru leirbur\u00f0ur<\/strong><br>Allir sem unna v\u00edsum kannast vi\u00f0 leirbur\u00f0 og er \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00feegar vi\u00f0komandi reynir a\u00f0 yrkja \u00ed hef\u00f0bundnu formi en \u00far ver\u00f0ur leirbur\u00f0ur. Svo er til \u00fea\u00f0 sem sumir kalla \u201ealv\u00f6ru leirbur\u00f0&#8221; eins og \u00feessar \u201ev\u00edsur&#8221; sem Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inn \u00c1rnason setti \u00e1 Leirinn og eru sag\u00f0ar eftir karl sem kalla\u00f0ur var Stebbi Boli og \u00e1tti heima \u00e1 Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3ki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peysan m\u00edn er g\u00f6t\u00f3tt mj\u00f6g<br>me\u00f0 hundra\u00f0 g\u00f6tum m\u00f6rgum.<br>Aldrei skal \u00e9g \u00far henni<br>fyrr en h\u00fan fer \u00ed eldinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hin er ort til kaupmanns og er svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fd\u00f0ishveiti vil \u00e9g f\u00e1<br>h\u00e9r \u00ed \u00feessari verslun.<br>\u00c9g treysti \u00e1 \u00feig sem g\u00f3\u00f0an dreng<br>a\u00f0 l\u00e1na m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed bili.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>K\u00e1ri og erf\u00f0agreiningin<\/strong><br>H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson gaf \u00fat lj\u00f3\u00f0a- og v\u00edsnakver fyrir s\u00ed\u00f0ustu j\u00f3l sem heitir Imbra. \u00dear er a\u00f0 finna eftirfarandi v\u00edsu um K\u00e1ra og erf\u00f0agreininguna:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 birtist eflaust b\u00fdsna margt \u00ed b\u00f3kum hans.<br>\u00dev\u00ed sitthva\u00f0 gerist s\u00ed\u00f0la kv\u00f6lds til sj\u00f3s og lands.<br>Svo ef hann rekur okkar gen til upprunans<br>\u00fe\u00e1 fara allar \u00e6ttarskr\u00e1r til andskotans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kominn \u00e1 Ferguson<\/strong><br>\u00deegar Andrew Bretaprins kv\u00e6ntist S\u00f6ru Ferguson h\u00e9r um \u00e1ri\u00f0 orti nor\u00f0lenskur b\u00f3ndi, Andr\u00e9s a\u00f0 nafni \u00feessar v\u00edsur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u00f6gur og bj\u00f6rt er framt\u00ed\u00f0in,<br>f\u00f6gnu\u00f0ur r\u00edkir og \u00fea\u00f0 er von.<br>N\u00fa ertu k\u00e1tur nafni minn,<br>n\u00fa ertu kominn \u00e1 Ferguson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Er rennur \u00e1 n\u00f3tt \u00ed r\u00edki \u00fe\u00ednu<br>hj\u00e1 rau\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0u S\u00f6ru \u00fe\u00fa h\u00e1ttar vel.<br>Fyrr m\u00e1 n\u00fa gera a\u00f0 gamni s\u00ednu<br>en gifta sig svona dr\u00e1ttarv\u00e9l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 28. jan. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Starfslokasamningurinn<\/strong><br>R\u00edkis\u00fatvarpi\u00f0 birti \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum fr\u00e9tt \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 V\u00cdS hef\u00f0i gert starfslokasamning vi\u00f0 Axel G\u00edslason fr\u00e1farandi forstj\u00f3ra upp \u00e1 200 millj\u00f3nir kr\u00f3na. Sem kunnugt er t\u00f3k Finnur Ing\u00f3lfsson vi\u00f0 forstj\u00f3rastarfinu af Axel. Reynir J\u00f3nasson hagyr\u00f0ingur og t\u00f3nlistarma\u00f0ur f\u00f3r me\u00f0 \u00feessa limru \u00ed heita pottinum \u00ed Vesturb\u00e6jarlauginni eftir fr\u00e9tt R\u00daV:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kannski n\u00fa lotunum linni<br>um l\u00edfi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 aumingja Finni.<br>Hann hefur \u00ed raun<br>bara l\u00e1gmarkslaun<br>eitthva\u00f0 l\u00edkt og Axel \u00e1 inni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201eStofubl\u00f3min&#8221;<\/strong><br>\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum voru tveir menn \u00ed A-H\u00fanavatnss\u00fdslu handteknir fyrir hassr\u00e6kt. Einar Kolbeinsson \u00ed B\u00f3lsta\u00f0arhl\u00ed\u00f0 segir svo fr\u00e1 \u00feessu \u00e1 Leirnum: \u201eH\u00e9r hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feau st\u00f3rt\u00ed\u00f0indi a\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6sta n\u00e1grenni vi\u00f0 mig voru ger\u00f0 uppt\u00e6k \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum rei\u00f0innar b\u00fdsn af ,,stofubl\u00f3mum&#8221;. M\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u h\u00e1alvarlegt en \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3 spaugilegar hli\u00f0ar eins og flest. \u00dear ber h\u00e6st s\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 \u00feeir a\u00f0ilar sem m\u00e1li\u00f0 fjallar um keyptu h\u00fasi\u00f0 af D\u00f3ms- og kirkjum\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0uneytinu fyrir t\u00e6pu \u00e1ri s\u00ed\u00f0an. H\u00e9r hafa menn velt \u00fev\u00ed fyrir s\u00e9r hvort \u00feetta hafi veri\u00f0 li\u00f0ur \u00ed vi\u00f0leitni hins opinbera til a\u00f0 skapa atvinnut\u00e6kif\u00e6ri \u00e1 landsbygg\u00f0inni. Engar haldb\u00e6rar sk\u00fdringar hafa hins vegar fundist fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sama r\u00e1\u00f0uneyti er n\u00fa b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0va reksturinn og m\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed komi\u00f0 \u00e1 upphafsreit. Umr\u00e6tt h\u00fas er sums\u00e9 fyrrverandi prestsb\u00fasta\u00f0ur, hvar f\u00e9lagi okkar \u00ed leir, Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson, bj\u00f3 um t\u00edma fyrir margt l\u00f6ngu. \u00dea\u00f0 var einmitt \u00fe\u00e1 sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 st\u00edga m\u00edn fyrstu skref \u00e1 menntabrautinni, og a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u undir handlei\u00f0slu \u00feeirra hei\u00f0urshj\u00f3na Hj\u00e1lmars og Sign\u00fdjar, \u00ed t\u00edttnefndu h\u00fasi.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Skr\u00fdti\u00f0 fj\u00f6lmargt ske\u00f0ur h\u00e9r,<br>\u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00fdra vart er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0.<br>\u00dear sem klerkur kenndi m\u00e9r,<br>n\u00fa kannabis er r\u00e6kta\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 11. febr. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1smundark\u00farinn<\/strong><br>Leirverjar hafa miki\u00f0 ort um megrunark\u00far \u00c1smundar Stef\u00e1nssonar fyrrum forseta AS\u00cd og s\u00fdnist sitt hverjum. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir orti um k\u00farinn og b\u00f3kina sem \u00c1smundur gaf \u00fat um megrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00edn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um k\u00e6n og kl\u00f3k<br>og kannski einhver gr\u00e6\u00f0i<br>allir \u00feurfa a\u00f0 eignast b\u00f3k<br>um \u00fdstrubelgjafr\u00e6\u00f0i<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo b\u00e6tti hann vi\u00f0 limru um sama m\u00e1l:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gla\u00f0ur sem skin eftir sk\u00far<br>sker sig fj\u00f6ldanum \u00far<br>\u00fea\u00f0 merkist \u00fear fer<br>ma\u00f0ur sem er<br>kominn \u00e1 \u00c1smundark\u00far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00dej\u00f3rs\u00e1rverago\u00f0inn<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson, settur umhverfisr\u00e1\u00f0herra, hefur hloti\u00f0 almennt hr\u00f3s b\u00e6\u00f0i p\u00f3lit\u00edskra andst\u00e6\u00f0inga sem samherja fyrir \u00farskur\u00f0 sinn um l\u00f3nsger\u00f0 \u00ed \u00dej\u00f3rs\u00e1rverum. S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson, fyrrum al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur, orti um J\u00f3n af \u00feessu tilefni, og er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki fyrsta v\u00edsan sem hann yrkir um J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson og \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ekki s\u00fa s\u00ed\u00f0asta ef \u00e9g \u00feekki \u00fe\u00e1 vinina r\u00e9tt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Umhverfi\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0ur ekki tj\u00f3n<br>e\u00f0a br\u00e1\u00f0an vo\u00f0a.<br>\u00deig m\u00e1 kalla \u00deorgeir, J\u00f3n,<br>\u00dej\u00f3rs\u00e1rverago\u00f0a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lausnin<\/strong><br>Saga n\u00e6stu v\u00edsu er \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 tveir karlar voru svarnir \u00f3vinir og gekk \u00feessi illska svo langt a\u00f0 yfirvald skipti s\u00e9r af og kva\u00f0 upp \u00feann \u00farskur\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeir skyldu fara saman \u00e1 refavei\u00f0ar, e\u00f0a \u00e1 greni eins og \u00fea\u00f0 er kalla\u00f0, og ekki koma til baka fyrr en \u00feeir hef\u00f0u n\u00e1\u00f0 s\u00e1ttum. \u00dea\u00f0 mun hafa tekist og \u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00feessi v\u00edsa til en ekki veit \u00e9g hver h\u00f6fundurinn er en \u00fe\u00e6tti gaman a\u00f0 heyra fr\u00e1 einhverjum sem veit \u00fea\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Saman \u00feeir l\u00e1gu og s\u00e1tu um rebba,<br>samninga ger\u00f0u um vin\u00e1ttu trygga.<br>Siggi \u00e1tti h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 stela fr\u00e1 Stebba<br>og Stebbi \u00e1tti a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 lj\u00faga upp \u00e1 Sigga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 25. febr. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>\u00deegar kosningar n\u00e1lgast gerast menn p\u00f3lit\u00edskir, l\u00edka hagyr\u00f0ingar. \u00c1 Leirnum eru menn farnar a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 p\u00f3lit\u00edskar v\u00edsur. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir segir \u00e1 Leirnum. \u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f6rugglega r\u00e9tt, sem einhver skrifa\u00f0i h\u00e9r, a\u00f0 v\u00edsur um p\u00f3lit\u00edk eru l\u00edklegar til a\u00f0 baka manni \u00f3vins\u00e6ldir \u00e1 kosningavetri. Ein um skattal\u00e6kkanafyrirheit Dav\u00ed\u00f0s \u00e6tti \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 ska\u00f0a:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki finnst m\u00e9r Dav\u00ed\u00f0 d\u00f3ni<br>d\u00e6mi\u00f0 frekar okkur hina &#8211;<br>Hann \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta \u00f6gn \u00e1 J\u00f3ni<br>\u00d3lafssyni skattbyr\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e9r er sama hvert \u00e9g keyri<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0brandur \u00de. Gu\u00f0brandsson sendi m\u00e9r l\u00ednu \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum og l\u00e9t fylgja me\u00f0 v\u00edsu eftir snillinginn Egil J\u00f3nasson fr\u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk, sem hann kva\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ednum s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rum a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e6tla m\u00e1, a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn Gu\u00f0brandar, og var hann \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 Fj\u00f3r\u00f0ungssj\u00fakrah\u00fasinu \u00e1 Akureyri til l\u00e6kninga en var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 heim. Egill haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 far me\u00f0 f\u00f3lki sem hann \u00feekkti og \u00e1tti lei\u00f0 til H\u00fasav\u00edkur. Kunningi hans \u00e1 Akureyri vildi \u00fe\u00f3 f\u00e1 hann til a\u00f0 fresta f\u00f6r, einkum vegna tv\u00eds\u00fdns ve\u00f0ur\u00fatlits. Egill svara\u00f0i me\u00f0 v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9r er sama hvert \u00e9g keyri<br>og \u00ed hva\u00f0a ve\u00f0radyn<br>lei\u00f0in burt fr\u00e1 Akureyri,<br>er alltaf betri en hin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vini alla einskis mat<\/strong><br>R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal orti n\u00e6stu v\u00edsu um vin sinn Kristj\u00e1n fr\u00e1 Dj\u00fapal\u00e6k. R\u00f3sberg var staddur \u00e1 b\u00e6 einum og vissi a\u00f0 Kristj\u00e1n \u00e1tti \u00fear lei\u00f0 framhj\u00e1 \u00ed b\u00edl s\u00ednum og haf\u00f0i be\u00f0i\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 taka sig me\u00f0. Kristj\u00e1n lofa\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed en gleymdi s\u00e9r og \u00f3k fram hj\u00e1 b\u00e6num og skildi R\u00f3berg eftir og \u00fe\u00e1 orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vini alla einskis mat<br>yfir fjalli\u00f0 strekkti<br>meira galla\u00f0 mannrassgat<br>ma\u00f0ur varla \u00feekkti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tv\u00e6r eftir \u00f3kunna h\u00f6funda<\/strong><br>\u00c9g veit ekki eftir hverja \u00feessar snilldarv\u00edsur eru en \u00fe\u00e6r eru \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0ar a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eiga erindi \u00e1 prent: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g hef m\u00f6rgum konum kynnst,<br>kanna\u00f0 vegi flesta<br>en \u00fe\u00fa ert b\u00e6\u00f0i yst og innst<br>s\u00fa ind\u00e6lasta og besta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Margan hendir manninn h\u00e9r<br>me\u00f0an l\u00edfs er tafli\u00f0 \u00fereytt<br>a\u00f0 hampa \u00fev\u00ed sem ekkert er<br>og aldrei hefur veri\u00f0 neitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00dear komst hann upp \u00e1 \u00fe<\/strong><br>\u00deessi br\u00e1\u00f0skemmtilega v\u00edsa mun vera eftir vestur-\u00edslenska sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 Guttorm J. Guttormsson en \u00ed henni er hann a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa t\u00f3nleikum sem hann var \u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hann kann a\u00f0 leika \u00e1 horn,<br>heldur \u00e1 eitt en \u00e1 tv\u00f6.<br>\u00dear komst hann upp \u00e1 \u00fe<br>\u00fea\u00f0an \u00e1 tv\u00edstrika\u00f0 \u00f6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e6kkar sig, h\u00e6kkar sig n\u00fa,<br>h\u00e6kkar sig \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 korn;<br>\u00fear komst hann upp \u00e1 q.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 kemst enginn lengra me\u00f0 horn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 11. mars 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson kj\u00f6tsmatsforma\u00f0ur \u00e1 Akureyri lag\u00f0i eitt sinn spurningu fyrir Magn\u00fas Steinarsson, \u00e1g\u00e6tan hagyr\u00f0ing sem n\u00fa s\u00fdslar me\u00f0 tryggingam\u00e1l Hafnfir\u00f0inga Spurningin var \u00feessi: Hva\u00f0 r\u00edmar \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00e6rl\u00e6r? Sk\u00f6mmu s\u00ed\u00f0ar sendi Magn\u00fas svar til Stef\u00e1ns \u00ed tveimur st\u00f6kum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kj\u00f6ti\u00f0na\u00f0i k\u00e6r hl\u00e6r<br>kappinn og \u00e1 l\u00e6r sl\u00e6r,<br>ruggar s\u00e9r og r\u00e6r n\u00e6r<br>r\u00edma kunni \u00e6rl\u00e6r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tindra af gle\u00f0i t\u00e6r sk\u00e6r<br>tinnuaugun n\u00e6r f\u00e6r<br>flink a\u00f0 taka f\u00e6r m\u00e6r<br>feitt \u00ed sundur \u00e6rl\u00e6r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3tti Stef\u00e1ni spurningunni fullsvara\u00f0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Um \u00f3l\u00edkt e\u00f0li<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n sendi \u00e1 Leirinn eina \u201eekki er \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyna&#8221; v\u00edsu um \u00f3l\u00edkt e\u00f0li \u00feeirra Dav\u00ed\u00f0s Oddsonar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hneykslast mundi hvorki n\u00e9<br>heimi fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed greina<br>ef einhver b\u00e6ri \u00e1 mig f\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ekki er \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Illt er a\u00f0 halla \u00e1 \u00f3l\u00e1nsmann<\/strong><br>\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum var spurt um hvort einhver \u00feekkti h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Illt er a\u00f0 halla \u00e1 \u00f3l\u00e1nsmann<br>\u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6ttum valla a\u00f0 gera.<br>Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum allir eins og hann<br>einhvern galla a\u00f0 bera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g hef ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 neitt svar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kyrrsta\u00f0an er m\u00e9r til meins<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson segir fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann hafi ver\u00ed\u00f0 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa fr\u00edskari bl\u00e6 og brag \u00e1 messunni \u00feegar hann var prestur \u00e1 Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3ki. \u00c1 lei\u00f0 til messu kl. 14.00 hitti hann \u00deorberg \u00deorsteinsson fr\u00e1 Sau\u00f0\u00e1 (h\u00e1lfbr\u00f3\u00f0ur Indri\u00f0a G.) \u00e1 Kirkjutorginu \u00e1 Kr\u00f3knum. Hj\u00e1lmar spur\u00f0i hann fr\u00e9tta og \u00fe\u00e1 svara\u00f0i \u00deorbergur me\u00f0 \u00feessari v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kyrrsta\u00f0an er m\u00e9r til meins<br>margt er vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gl\u00edma.<br>Presturinn messar alltaf eins<br>og alltaf \u00e1 sama t\u00edma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00de\u00f3 vi\u00f0 byndi Bakkus \u00e1st<\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 \u00fatf\u00f6r \u00deorbergs f\u00e1um \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar f\u00f3r Hj\u00e1lmar me\u00f0 \u00feessa v\u00edsu hans og t\u00edndi fleira til um \u00feennan \u00e1g\u00e6ta vin sinn. Hj\u00e1lmar segir a\u00f0 um hann hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt yrkja \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3 vi\u00f0 byndi Bakkus \u00e1st<br>og b\u00e6ri lyndisgalla<br>heilsteypt mynd af manni s\u00e1st<br>milli syndafalla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(M\u00e9r fannst hann a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki bera lyndisgalla, segir Hj\u00e1lmar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki er \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyna<br>H\u00e9r kemur svo ein \u201eekki er \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyna,&#8221; v\u00edsa eftir R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fram \u00e9g strekki og fjalli\u00f0 kl\u00edf<br>fyrir blekking eina.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 er brekka \u00feetta l\u00edf,<br>\u00fev\u00ed er ekki a\u00f0 leyna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 25. mars 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>\u00c1 v\u00edsnakv\u00f6ldi \u00e1 Broadway \u00ed vetur voru \u00feeir me\u00f0al hagyr\u00f0inga s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson og H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson. Stj\u00f3rnandi var \u00d3lafur G. Einarsson, fyrrum r\u00e1\u00f0herra og forseti Al\u00feingis en n\u00faverandi forma\u00f0ur stj\u00f3rnar Se\u00f0labankans. Spur\u00f0ir um starfslokasamninga manna og st\u00e9tta sneri Hj\u00e1lmar s\u00e9r a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnandanum \u00d3GE og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Margan l\u00edta m\u00e1 \u00ed skut<br>m\u00e6ddan, dapran, krankan<br>en \u00d3lafur G f\u00e9kk \u00ed sinn hlut<br>allan Se\u00f0labankann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hagyr\u00f0ingarnir fengu bj\u00f3r \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 og H\u00e1kon var flj\u00f3tur a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 lofti \u00feegar \u00d3GE hvolfdi \u00ed sig \u00far glasinu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3lafur kann \u00fdmislegt<br>\u00d3lafur er stj\u00f3rinn.<br>\u00d3lafur hann er eins og trekt,<br>\u00d3lafur \u00feambar bj\u00f3rinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bl\u00e1handarv\u00edsur<\/strong><br>N\u00fa yrkja menn \u00fea\u00f0 sem kalla\u00f0 er \u201eBl\u00e1handarv\u00edsur&#8221; og \u00fearfnast ekki frekari sk\u00fdringa. \u00deessi mun vera eftir Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hitti hann kn\u00e1a Hringan\u00e1,<br>hefji spaug me\u00f0 \u00e1starglingur;<br>hygg \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00f6ndin bl\u00e1<br>hlj\u00f3ti Baug \u00e1 s\u00e9rhvurn fingur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deessi er hins vegar eftir nafnleysingja \u00e1 netinu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3 vori\u00f0 b\u00e6gi vetri fr\u00e1<br>vont f\u00e6r ekki sk\u00e1na\u00f0.<br>Undir skafli lygin l\u00e1.<br>Lengi f\u00e6r h\u00f6ndin bl\u00e1na\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lei\u00f0r\u00e9tting<br>\u00d3ttar Einarsson sendi m\u00e9r eftir farandi l\u00ednur. \u201eV\u00edsa \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0asta B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i er eignu\u00f0 R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal en er reyndar kve\u00f0in af f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00ednum, Einari Kristj\u00e1nssyni fr\u00e1 Hermundarfelli og m\u00e1 segja a\u00f0 \u00e9g muni \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vini alla einskis mat,<br>yfir fjalli\u00f0 strekkti.<br>Meira galla\u00f0 mannrassgat<br>ma\u00f0ur valla \u00feekkti.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 8. apr\u00edl 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sag\u00f0i ekki or\u00f0 af viti  <\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0brandur Gu\u00f0brandsson sag\u00f0i \u00e1 Leirnum eftirfarandi s\u00f6gu af J\u00f3ni Eir\u00edkssyni Drangeyjarjarli \u00e1 Fagranesi sem er hagyr\u00f0ingur g\u00f3\u00f0ur. Eitt sinn var hann ritari \u00e1 fundi, sem sveitarstj\u00f3rnarmenn \u00ed n\u00e1grannasveitarf\u00e9l\u00f6gum h\u00e9ldu (\u00fe\u00e1v. Skar\u00f0shreppi, sem J\u00f3n var \u00ed, og Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3kskaupsta\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00e1 var). \u00deetta var um sama leyti \u00e1rs og n\u00fana og J\u00f3n byrja\u00f0ur \u00e1 gr\u00e1sleppunni og \u00fev\u00ed l\u00fainn og sj\u00e1lfsagt svefnvana l\u00edka, enda sinnti hann b\u00fast\u00f6rfum samhli\u00f0a \u00fatger\u00f0inni. F\u00f3r \u00fev\u00ed svo me\u00f0an \u00e1 r\u00e6\u00f0u eins langor\u00f0s fundarmanns st\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 J\u00f3ni rann \u00ed brj\u00f3st. S\u00e1 hann s\u00e9r til skelfingar \u00feegar \u00feessari l\u00f6ngu r\u00e6\u00f0u lauk, a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i ekkert skr\u00e1\u00f0 um r\u00e6\u00f0u mannsins og \u00fe\u00f3tti leitt, \u00fev\u00ed J\u00f3n er samviskusamur ma\u00f0ur eins og flestir \u00ed b\u00e6ndast\u00e9tt. Laust \u00fe\u00e1 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0 hans v\u00edsu, sem hann langa\u00f0i miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 setja \u00ed fundarger\u00f0arb\u00f3kina, en st\u00f3\u00f0st freistinguna. En v\u00edsuna heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g hann sj\u00e1lfan fara me\u00f0 eitt sinn og er h\u00fan svona og \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00f0a vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1kaft sinnti hann or\u00f0astriti<br>allt hans mas \u00far h\u00f3fi keyr\u00f0i.<br>En ekki sag\u00f0i hann or\u00f0 af viti<br>eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem best \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dav\u00ed\u00f0 endurkosinn<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti a\u00f0 loknum landsfundi Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cdhaldi\u00f0 Dav\u00ed\u00f0 endurkaus<br>\u00f3sk\u00f6p var\u00f0 \u00e9g gla\u00f0ur,<br>s\u00ed\u00f0an er \u00e9g l\u00fasalaus<br>\u00e1 Leirnum \u00f6funda\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ort \u00ed spreng<\/strong><br>Magn\u00fas \u00d3lafsson, b\u00f3ndi \u00e1 Sveinsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed V-H\u00fanavatnss\u00fdslu, orti \u00e1 Leirnum \u00feegar hann heyr\u00f0i v\u00edsu Hj\u00e1lmars:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lipurt gengur lj\u00f3\u00f0ad\u00eds<br>leirsins feng \u00e9g mikils vir\u00f0i.<br>Ort \u00ed spreng um l\u00e1tnar l\u00fds<br>sem lif\u00f0u \u00e1 dreng \u00ed Eyjafir\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00f6fundurinn<\/strong><br> Margir hafa haft samband vi\u00f0 mig og sagt a\u00f0 \u00feessi v\u00edsa sem \u00e9g spur\u00f0i um h\u00f6fund a\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Illt er a\u00f0 halla \u00e1 \u00f3l\u00e1nsmann <br>\u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti valla a\u00f0 gera.<br>Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum allir eins og hann<br>einhvern galla a\u00f0 bera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026s\u00e9 eftir G\u00edsla J\u00f3n G\u00edslason fr\u00e1 Hjaltasta\u00f0ahvammi \u00ed Bl\u00f6nduhl\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed Skagafir\u00f0i. Ein kona sem haf\u00f0i samband sag\u00f0i v\u00edsuna eftir m\u00f3\u00f0ur s\u00edna, P\u00e1lmeyju Helgu Haraldsd\u00f3ttur fr\u00e1 Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3ki. \u00c1 \u00feetta legg \u00e9g engan d\u00f3m en \u00feeir voru mj\u00f6g margir sem voru samm\u00e1la um a\u00f0 v\u00edsan v\u00e6ri eftir G\u00edsla J.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 29.apr\u00edl 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson segir a\u00f0 stundum gle\u00f0ji sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsingar sig og yrkir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tr\u00fa \u00feeirra manna \u00e9g t\u00e6plega skil<br>sem telja a\u00f0 jar\u00f0l\u00edfi\u00f0 s\u00e9 straff<br>og l\u00e9ttur \u00ed skapi \u00e9g lofsyngja vil<br>\u00fea\u00f0 l\u00e1n mitt a\u00f0 vera ekki DV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>S\u00e1larmyrkur gegnum gekk<\/strong><br>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk spur\u00f0i \u00e1 Leirnum fyrir sk\u00f6mmu hvort einhver kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar \u00e1g\u00e6tu v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e1larmyrkur gegnum gekk,<br>glata\u00f0i styrk og h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 rata.<br>F\u00f3r a\u00f0 yrkja en aldrei f\u00e9kk<br>aftur virkilegan bata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sjarmerandi n\u00ed\u00f0<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson fr\u00e1 Fagranesi \u00e1 Reykjastr\u00f6nd yrkir \u00ed tilefni kosningabar\u00e1ttunnar eins og mj\u00f6g er gert um \u00feessar mundir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eru n\u00fa lestir annarra<br>a\u00f0al Dav\u00ed\u00f0s og pr\u00fd\u00f0i<br>\u00fe\u00f3tt Solla lj\u00fagi sannara<br>me\u00f0 sjarmerandi n\u00ed\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Halld\u00f3r farinn a\u00f0 syngja<\/strong><br>Og Kristj\u00e1n skilur engan \u00fatundan og heldur \u00e1fram eftir s\u00f6ng Halld\u00f3rs \u00c1sgr\u00edmssonar \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6tti G\u00edsla Baldurs \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa skal hefja n\u00fdjan s\u00f6ng,<br>n\u00fa skal yrkja um vori\u00f0<br>og sumarkv\u00f6ldin s\u00e6t og l\u00f6ng<br>sem a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta spori\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dev\u00ed s\u00f3lin tindrar bj\u00f6rt um b\u00fd<br>og bj\u00f6llur vorsins klingja,<br>\u00ed p\u00f3lit\u00edkinni hopp og h\u00ed<br>og Halld\u00f3r farinn a\u00f0 syngja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 13. ma\u00ed 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa r\u00e9tt <\/strong><br>Allnokkur hvellur var\u00f0 \u00feegar forstj\u00f3ri \u00daA hvatti starfsf\u00f3lk sitt til a\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa \u201er\u00e9tt&#8221; \u00ed \u00feingkosningunum 10. ma\u00ed sl. annars g\u00e6ti illa fari\u00f0. Kv\u00f3tann yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 verja. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson, l\u00e6knir \u00e1 Akureyri, setti \u00feetta \u00ed v\u00edsuform og sendi \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vita skaltu vinur minn<br>hva\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 li\u00f0i:<br>Mestu er vert a\u00f0 Kolkrabbinn<br>kv\u00f3tann hafi \u00ed fri\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00deingsmannsefni<\/strong>?<br> Hj\u00e1lmar var \u00ed miklu p\u00f3lit\u00edsku stu\u00f0i r\u00e9tt fyrir kosningar og sag\u00f0i \u00e1 Leirnum og orti s\u00ed\u00f0an: ,,\u00c9g var a\u00f0 fletta Mogganum \u00ed dag. Lengi vel er \u00fear \u00e1 annarri hverri s\u00ed\u00f0u heils\u00ed\u00f0umynd af p\u00f3lit\u00edkusum. \u00deegar kemur \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0u 9 er hins vegar mynd af \u00feyngsta ketti \u00ed \u00deingeyjarsveit, heimiliskettinum \u00e1 H\u00f3lum \u00ed Reykjadal.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ddmislegt \u00e9g ekki veit,<br>eitt \u00e9g nefni:<br>Er \u00feyngsti k\u00f6ttur \u00ed \u00deingeyjarsveit<br>\u00feingmannsefni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00deorsteinn e\u00f0a k\u00f6tturinn<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson fr\u00e1 Fagranesi svara\u00f0i Hj\u00e1lmari, sag\u00f0i og orti s\u00ed\u00f0an: ,,\u00deess eru d\u00e6mi a\u00f0 menn hafi vali\u00f0 skepnur til \u00e6\u00f0stu metor\u00f0a og er \u00fea\u00f0 fr\u00e6gast \u00feegar \u00der\u00e6ndir t\u00f3ku hundinn Saur s\u00e9r til konungs sbr. XII kafla \u00ed H\u00e1konar s\u00f6gu g\u00f3\u00f0a \u00ed Heimskringlu: \u00deeir l\u00e9tu si\u00f0a \u00ed hundinn \u00feriggja manna vit og g\u00f3 hann til tveggja or\u00f0a en m\u00e6lti hi\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja&#8221; o.s.frv. \u00dev\u00ed skyldu kv\u00f3tagreifar nor\u00f0lenskir \u00fe\u00e1 ekki eins geta vali\u00f0 k\u00f6tt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Best mun reynast gegn vo\u00f0a og v\u00e1,<br>vondu \u00e1rfer\u00f0i og kv\u00f3tastandi<br>til \u00feingsetu a\u00f0 velja \u00deorstein M\u00e1<br>og \u00feyngsta k\u00f6ttinn \u00e1 Nor\u00f0urlandi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 27. ma\u00ed 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>\u00deegar \u00deingeyingar h\u00e9ldu kristnih\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Go\u00f0afoss \u00e1ri\u00f0 2000 fluttu sameina\u00f0ir kirkjuk\u00f3rar \u00feeirra magna\u00f0 ver\u00f0launat\u00f3nverk eftir Einar Melax, fyrrverandi Sykurmola. \u00deetta var mj\u00f6g sn\u00fai\u00f0 og erfitt a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra og stilla almennilega saman og einn Reykd\u00e6lingur f\u00f3r a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir s\u00e9r hvort veri\u00f0 g\u00e6ti a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 svona vondir vi\u00f0 Einar \u00feegar hann var str\u00e1kur \u00e1 Laugum a\u00f0 hann \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 hefna s\u00edn. \u00de\u00e1 var \u00feessi v\u00edsa ort:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einar setti s\u00e1lm \u00e1 bla\u00f0<br>a\u00f0 syngja \u00e1 \u00f6llum helstu fundum.<br>Sumir halda a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0<br>hefna s\u00edn \u00e1 \u00deingeyingum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u00e9tta og t\u00e6ra t\u00f3na a\u00f0 finna<br>ten\u00f3rum \u00feykir nokkurt pu\u00f0.<br>Mikil er sekt \u00feeirra sveitunga minna<br>ef svona refsing er ver\u00f0skuldu\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Au\u00f0urinn vex og grasi\u00f0 gr\u00e6r<\/strong><br>\u00c1 Leirnum var spurt hvort einhver kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 eftirfarandi v\u00edsu og spurt um lei\u00f0 hvort h\u00fan v\u00e6ri eftir Svein fr\u00e1 Elivogum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Varmal\u00e6kjar frj\u00f3vgast f\u00e6r<br>f\u00e9\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Jakob k\u00e6num.<br>Au\u00f0urinn vex, og grasi\u00f0 gr\u00e6r<br>\u00ed g\u00f6tunni heim a\u00f0 b\u00e6num.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kristj\u00e1n Stef\u00e1nsson sag\u00f0i svo ekki vera en sendi inn eftirfarandi s\u00f6gu um v\u00edsuna:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00f3natan \u00deorsteinsson (1852-1894) var b\u00f3ndi \u00e1 Vatnsh\u00f6mrum \u00ed Andak\u00edl og bj\u00f3 \u00fear til 1893 a\u00f0 J\u00f3natan fer \u00ed h\u00fasmennsku a\u00f0 \u00e6skuheimili s\u00ednu H\u00e6li og deyr \u00fear 31. \u00e1g\u00fast 1894. \u00c1 \u00feeim t\u00edma var \u00fea\u00f0 si\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0inga a\u00f0 yrkja b\u00e6jarr\u00edmur og b\u00e1ru \u00fea\u00f0 margir vi\u00f0 en satt a\u00f0 segja var sumt af \u00fev\u00ed ekki merkilegur kve\u00f0skapur. Samt er \u00fea\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 \u00ed seinni t\u00ed\u00f0 eru \u00fea\u00f0 einmitt b\u00e6jarr\u00edmumar sem hafa haldi\u00f0 nafni J\u00f3natans mest \u00e1 lofti \u00fe\u00f3 hann \u00e6tti ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 hans v\u00e6ri minnst fyrir \u00fdmislegt anna\u00f0. Umr\u00e6dd v\u00edsa sem Sigur\u00f0ur spyr um er \u00far b\u00e6jarr\u00edmu sem J\u00f3natan orti um Andak\u00edl \u00e1 sinni t\u00ed\u00f0, og er um b\u00faskapinn \u00e1 Varmal\u00e6k. \u00dear bj\u00f3 \u00fe\u00e1 Jakob, afi Jakobs J\u00f3nssonar hagyr\u00f0ingsins \u00e1g\u00e6ta sem n\u00fa er \u00fear a\u00f0 lj\u00faka b\u00favist. En Jakob gamli var frumkv\u00f6\u00f0ull margra b\u00fah\u00e1tta sem til hins betra m\u00e1ttu teljast, m. a. fyrstur manna \u00fear sem &#8220;ger\u00f0i \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed&#8221; a\u00f0 f\u00e1 tv\u00edlembt. Og er hann f\u00f3r a\u00f0 b\u00faverkast \u00e1 Varmal\u00e6k var eitt hans fyrsta verk a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra tr\u00f6\u00f0ina heim a\u00f0 b\u00e6num \u00far t\u00faninu og \u00fat fyrir gar\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 taldi hann til vinnuhagr\u00e6\u00f0ingar. \u00deegar \u00feetta er vita\u00f0, skilst \u00f6llum a\u00f0 v\u00edsan er ekki h\u00e1\u00f0, eins og \u00e1l\u00edta m\u00e6tti \u00ed fyrstu, heldur r\u00e9tt l\u00fdsing \u00e1 a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um, \u00feegar gamla tr\u00f6\u00f0in f\u00f3r a\u00f0 gr\u00f3a upp eins og henni var \u00e6tla\u00f0, og dags\u00f6nn. \u00cd upphafi mun v\u00edsan hafa veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessum h\u00e6tti, en breyttist eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed me\u00f0f\u00f6rum manna, og \u00fe\u00e1 einkum til a\u00f0 nota m\u00e6tti hana vi\u00f0 a\u00f0rar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur, Jakobs nafninu \u00fe\u00e1 skipt \u00fat fyrir anna\u00f0.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 10. j\u00fan\u00ed 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fullur oft \u00ed r\u00e9ttunum  <\/strong><br>Ort var \u00e1 Leirnum um \u00fdmis afbrig\u00f0i fj\u00e1rdr\u00e1ttar eftir a\u00f0 Landss\u00edmam\u00e1li\u00f0 kom upp. Einar Kolbeinsson orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef a\u00f0 m\u00e1li\u00f0 gl\u00f6ggur grunda,<br>get \u00e9g sagt \u00ed fr\u00e9ttunum.<br>A\u00f0 feikilegan fj\u00e1rdr\u00e1tt stunda,<br>fullur oft \u00ed r\u00e9ttunum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Or\u00f0inn bl\u00e1r<\/strong><br>S\u00e1 \u00e1g\u00e6ti hagyr\u00f0ingur \u00d3ttar Einarsson sendi \u00feetta inn \u00e1 Leirinn um daginn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g skipti um peru \u00e1 ba\u00f0inu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, f\u00e9kk einhverja n\u00fdt\u00edsku peru sem sendir fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r annarlega geisla. \u00deegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r svo a\u00f0 pissa \u00ed mesta sakleysi s\u00e1 \u00e9g ekki betur en viss l\u00edkamshluti hef\u00f0i skipt um lit! Var\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 staka \u00e1 munni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6llum hlutum aftur fer,<br>af m\u00e9r bogar svitinn:<br>T\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u00e1 m\u00e9r er<br>or\u00f0inn bl\u00e1r \u00e1 litinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Or\u00f0inn kr\u00edt\u00edskari<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir skrapp til Kr\u00edtar og sendi inn \u00e1 Leirinn \u00feegar hann kom heim: Kr\u00edt er falleg eyja og miklu \u00fe\u00e6gilegra og h\u00e6ttuminna r\u00edmor\u00f0 en t.d. K\u00fdpur. Eins og heimavera gerir mann heimskan hlj\u00f3ta fer\u00f0al\u00f6g a\u00f0 gera menn vitrari, sem m\u00e9r veitir ekki af. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6gn \u00e9g vitkast vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fdt<br>ef v\u00ed\u00f0a um heiminn fer \u00e9g.<br>Eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g kom fr\u00e1 Kr\u00edt<br>kr\u00edt\u00edskari er \u00e9g.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>V\u00edsur m\u00ednar vanda hl\u00fdt<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson yfirkj\u00f6tmatsma\u00f0ur svara\u00f0i: &#8220;N\u00fa er illt n\u00e6rri&#8221; eins og einn g\u00f3\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur sag\u00f0i stundum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00edsur m\u00ednar vanda hl\u00fdt<br>og verjast hortittinum,<br>\u00fev\u00ed illskeytt bo\u00f0u\u00f0 er n\u00fa kr\u00edt-<br>\u00edk fr\u00e1 l\u00edfl\u00e6kninum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 24. j\u00fan\u00ed 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gott rugl  <\/strong><br>Fyrir sk\u00f6mmu ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 Ragnar Ingi A\u00f0alsteinsson kenndi Hj\u00e1lmari Freysteinssyni l\u00e6kni v\u00edsu \u00ed v\u00edsna\u00fe\u00e6tti, sem var eftir nafna hans J\u00f3nsson D\u00f3mkirkjuprest. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson sag\u00f0i m.a. \u201e\u00de\u00f3 \u00feetta s\u00e9 svosem ekkert mj\u00f6g vond v\u00edsa \u00fe\u00f3tti m\u00e9r r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast illa vi\u00f0.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ragnar er r\u00e6ksni hi\u00f0 mesta,<br>rosalegt hvernig hann er,<br>andlegar afur\u00f0ir presta<br>\u00e6tlar a\u00f0 kenna m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En svo s\u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 svona rugl g\u00e6ti n\u00fa l\u00edka komi\u00f0 s\u00e9r vel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftir \u00feetta engu kv\u00ed\u00f0<br>er \u00ed m\u00e1lum f\u00ednum,<br>kersknisv\u00edsur, kl\u00e1m og n\u00ed\u00f0<br>kenni nafna m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ranghverfan af Hr\u00f3a hetti?<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar svara\u00f0i \u00feessum v\u00edsum nafna s\u00edns og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 kannski v\u00e6ri Ragnar Ingi ranghverfan af Hr\u00f3a hetti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Misskiptingu m\u00e1 h\u00e9r sj\u00e1<br>er magna\u00f0 Ragnar hefur.<br>Tekur af \u00feeim sem ekkert \u00e1<br>og efnam\u00f6nnum gefur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 8. j\u00fal\u00ed 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Hinn \u00e1g\u00e6ti hagyr\u00f0ingur \u00d3ttar Einarsson setti eftirfarandi s\u00f6gu og v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leirinn fyrir sk\u00f6mmu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Var a\u00f0 koma heim til m\u00edn eftir sumarfr\u00ed hist og her, m.a. f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed fer\u00f0alag um Borgarfj\u00f6r\u00f0 eystri og Lo\u00f0mundarfj\u00f6r\u00f0 me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlum og g\u00f3\u00f0um sk\u00f3laf\u00e9l\u00f6gum. \u00deegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 telja t\u00f6flurnar m\u00ednar, skj\u00e1lfandi h\u00f6ndum, upp \u00far me\u00f0alagl\u00f6sunum einn morguninn \u00ed t\u00farnum var\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feessi staka \u00e1 munni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er or\u00f0inn skar<br>\nenn \u00fe\u00f3tt reyki og drekki<br>\ntaka ver\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00f6flurnar<br>\ntil a\u00f0 deyja ekki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hvatningarv\u00edsa<\/strong><br>Ingi Steinar Gunnlaugsson er ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur vel hagm\u00e6ltur og hann hvatti \u00d3ttar til d\u00e1\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00feessari v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00edni\u00f0 hr\u00e6rir v\u00edsnastreng<br>veikir \u00e1hlaup s\u00f3ttar.<br>\u00dev\u00ed skal br\u00fdna d\u00e1\u00f0adreng,<br>drekktu meira, \u00d3ttar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>DV a\u00f0 deyja<\/strong><br>Kristj\u00e1n Stef\u00e1nsson Leirverji heyr\u00f0i af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 DV \u00e6tti \u00ed erfi\u00f0leikum og v\u00e6ri jafnvel a\u00f0 deyja og orti \u00fe\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 Fr\u00f3ni var \u00feraut a\u00f0 \u00fereyja<br>og \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 v\u00edst enn\u00fe\u00e1 segja.<br>Raufarh\u00f6fn bl\u00e6\u00f0ir<br>Reykjav\u00edk gr\u00e6\u00f0ir,<br>en \u00fe\u00f3 er DV a\u00f0 deyja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hj\u00e1lp&#8217; okkur Drottinn<\/strong><br>N\u00e1ungi einn var fr\u00e6gur kvennama\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 svo undrun s\u00e6tti. En \u00feegar menn komust a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i misst anna\u00f0 eista\u00f0 \u00ed slysi skildu \u00feeir illa kynkraftinn og spur\u00f0u sig hvernig hann v\u00e6ri ef hann hef\u00f0i b\u00e6\u00f0i eistun. \u00de\u00e1 var \u00feetta ort, en \u00e9g veit ekki hver h\u00f6fundurinn er:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u00f3nas sitt eista eitt<br>illa f\u00e6r hami\u00f0.<br>Anna\u00f0 er heilt og heitt<br>en hitt er krami\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Flekar hann flj\u00f3\u00f0in veil<br>f\u00f3lslegur hrottinn.<br>Hef\u00f0&#8217;ann \u00feau b\u00e6\u00f0i heil,<br>hj\u00e1lp&#8217;okkur Drottinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>N\u00fa r\u00eds m\u00e9r ekki \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0i h\u00e1r<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar P\u00e1lsson, fr\u00e1 Hj\u00e1lmsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed Laugardal, er m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 hafi ort n\u00e6stu v\u00edsu eftir a\u00f0 hann vakna\u00f0i a\u00f0 loknum uppskur\u00f0i vegna meins \u00ed bl\u00f6\u00f0ruh\u00e1lskirtli. \u00deetta var \u00e1 einum af \u00ferengingart\u00edmum sj\u00fakrah\u00fasanna og var P\u00e1ll \u00fev\u00ed lag\u00f0ur inn \u00e1 kvennadeildina me\u00f0an hann svaf eftir uppskur\u00f0inn. \u00deegar hann vakna\u00f0i s\u00e1 hann \u00ferj\u00e1r konur \u00e1 stofunni og um hann hr\u00edsla\u00f0ist gamall fi\u00f0ringur en hann var skammvinnur og \u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0 hann sorgbitinn og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00e9g or\u00f0inn gugginn, gr\u00e1r<br>og gamall \u00fea\u00f0 hef \u00e9g kanna\u00f0.<br>Hj\u00e1sv\u00e6fur liggja h\u00e9rna \u00ferj\u00e1r<br>\u00e9g h\u00e9lt \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 sl\u00edkt v\u00e6ri banna\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u00f0 horfnar s\u00e9u m\u00e9r holdsins \u00fer\u00e1r<br>hefur m\u00e9r reynslan sanna\u00f0<br>\u00fev\u00ed ekki r\u00eds m\u00e9r \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0i h\u00e1r<br>hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00fa heldur anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 2. sept. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 skulum byrja \u00e1 v\u00edsu sem Bjarni Gu\u00f0mundsson bla\u00f0afulltr\u00fai orti \u00feegar H\u00f3tel Hekla vi\u00f0 L\u00e6kjartorg \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk var rifin sk\u00f6mmu eftir mi\u00f0ja s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00f6ld. Bjarni var kunnur hagyr\u00f0ingur \u00e1 sinni t\u00ed\u00f0 og \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0\u00feekktur ma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00fa drekka menn ekki framar \u00e1 H\u00f3tel Heklu<br>n\u00e9 h\u00e1tta \u00fear lengur konur ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 d\u00edvana.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 stafar \u00fe\u00f3 hvorki af kvenf\u00f3lks- n\u00e9 \u00e1fengiseklu,<br>a\u00f0eins af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00edf&#8217;ana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c1ttum prest<\/strong><br>H\u00e9r koma nokkrar v\u00edsur fr\u00e1 hagyr\u00f0ingakv\u00f6ldi \u00e1 Selfossi en \u00fe\u00e6r voru settar inn \u00e1 Leirinn n\u00fdlega. Steingr\u00edmur J. Sigf\u00fasson kynnti s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson d\u00f3mkirkjuprest me\u00f0 \u00feessari v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inni \u00e1 \u00feingi vi\u00f0 \u00e1ttum prest<br>\u00e1 honum var st\u00f3lpakjaftur.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 var sem m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti best<br>\u00feegar a\u00f0 Drottinn t\u00f3k hann aftur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me\u00f0 geislabaug \u00ed hendinni<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra orti um s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g gekk fram \u00e1 hann \u00ed grenndinni,<br>me\u00f0 geislabauginn \u00ed hendinni.<br>\u00ed ofsa stu\u00f0i,<br>\u00e6tta\u00f0 fr\u00e1 gu\u00f0i,<br>me\u00f0 hendurnar hangandi \u00e1<br>lendinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hefur allt \u00e1 hornum s\u00e9r<\/strong><br>Flosi \u00d3lafsson sendi Halld\u00f3ri Bl\u00f6ndal, forseta Al\u00feingis, \u00feessa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gr\u00e1h\u00e6r\u00f0ur og gugginn er<br>gerir f\u00e1tt af veti<br>Hefur allt \u00e1 hornum s\u00e9r,<br>Halld\u00f3r \u00feingforseti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>S\u00falunni sinnt<\/strong><br>Flosi orti um hinn umdeilda s\u00faludans sem n\u00fa vir\u00f0ist a\u00f0 mestu vera afl\u00e1tinn h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cd K\u00f3pavogi er s\u00falum sinnt<br>svona eftir b\u00f3kinni.<br>\u00dearna m\u00e6tist st\u00e1li\u00f0 stinnt<br>og st\u00falkan \u00ed litlu br\u00f3kinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>G\u00f6mlu fyllisv\u00ednin<\/strong><br>\u00d3ttar Einarsson sag\u00f0i svo fr\u00e1 \u00e1 Leir. ,,Um verslunarmannahelgina var \u00e9g \u00ed sumarh\u00fasi m\u00ednu \u00e1samt tveimur g\u00f6mlum sk\u00f3labr\u00e6\u00f0rum. Ger\u00f0um vi\u00f0 okkur &#8220;glatt undir hjalla&#8221; eins og kellingin sag\u00f0i. \u00deeir gleymdu hins vegar a\u00f0 skrifa \u00ed gestab\u00f3kina.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Allt \u00feeir drukku &#8211; utan k\u00f3k<br>e\u00f0al- d\u00fdru v\u00ednin<br>en gleymdu a\u00f0 yrkja \u00ed gestab\u00f3k<br>g\u00f6mlu fyllisv\u00ednin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sannleikur<\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 er mikill sannleikur f\u00f3lginn \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sem segir \u00ed \u00feessari g\u00f6mlu v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heimsins brestur hj\u00e1lparli\u00f0<br>hugurinn skerst af ergi.<br>\u00deegar mest \u00e9g \u00feurfti vi\u00f0<br>\u00fe\u00e1 voru flestir hvergi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 16. sept. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Loka\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1fengisversluninni   <\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson sendi \u00feessa v\u00edsu eftir Gest \u00d3lafsson, fyrrum kennara \u00e1 Akureyri, \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g dey ver\u00f0ur drullu moka\u00f0<br>duglega a\u00f0 kistunni minni,<br>en \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i&#8217; ekki eitthva\u00f0 loka\u00f0<br>\u00ed \u00e1fengisversluninni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hver orti og hvers vegna?<\/strong><br>\u00deessa \u00e1g\u00e6tu v\u00edsu setti s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson \u00e1 Leirinn og spur\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00ed fyrirs\u00f6ginni stendur. \u00c9g hef enn ekkert svar s\u00e9\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Margan hendir manninn h\u00e9r<br>me\u00f0an l\u00edfs er tafli\u00f0 \u00fereytt<br>a\u00f0 hampa \u00fev\u00ed sem ekkert er<br>og aldrei hefur veri\u00f0 neitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00c6tlar a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra \u00far flegnum<\/strong><br>H\u00e9r er svo snilldarv\u00edsa eftir R\u00f3sberg:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi\u00f0la \u00e9g t\u00e1ri \u00e1 mannfundi<br>manni n\u00e1radregnum,<br>\u00feessi \u00e1rans andskoti<br>\u00e6tlar a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra \u00far flegnum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00deegar drapst \u00e1 perunni<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson segir svo fr\u00e1: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 fundi me\u00f0 samg\u00f6ngur\u00e1\u00f0herra a\u00f0 Sta\u00f0arfl\u00f6t fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum hug\u00f0ist Sturla leggja \u00e1herslu \u00e1 or\u00f0 s\u00edn me\u00f0 &#8220;power point&#8221; myndum. En peran \u00ed t\u00e6kinu bila\u00f0i strax \u00ed upphafi og \u00fe\u00e1 small \u00feetta saman:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00f3\u00f0a r\u00e6\u00f0u flutti um flest<br>og fr\u00f3\u00f0lega \u00ed verunni,<br>en \u00fea\u00f0 var sem m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti verst<br>\u00feegar drapst \u00e1 perunni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Og Vodafon<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson ger\u00f0ist r\u00f3mant\u00edskur \u00ed kv\u00f6ldbl\u00ed\u00f0unni \u00ed sumar og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Flugurnar su\u00f0a \u00ed s\u00e6lut\u00f3n<br>\u00ed s\u00f3lskini ba\u00f0a sig \u00e1lftahj\u00f3n<br>vi\u00f0 haffl\u00f6tinn sl\u00e9tta,<br>j\u00e1 himneskt er \u00feetta<br>ve\u00f0ur &#8211; \u00ed bo\u00f0i Og Vodafone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eigandi Lagarflj\u00f3tsormsins<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson setti \u00e1 Leirinn \u00feegar fr\u00e9ttist a\u00f0 H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson hef\u00f0i keypt hlut \u00ed ferjunni Lagarflj\u00f3tsormi: ,,S\u00e1 m\u00e9r til \u00e1n\u00e6gju \u00ed Morgunbla\u00f0i a\u00f0 H\u00e1kon sk\u00f3garb\u00f3ndi A\u00f0alsteinsson er or\u00f0inn \u00fatger\u00f0arma\u00f0ur fyrir austan. \u00dea\u00f0 kalla\u00f0i fram limru:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Konni hann fyllti \u00fat formin,<br>\u00ed fangi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt hef\u00f0i storminn<br>svo las hann upp lj\u00f3\u00f0<br>og lag\u00f0i fram sj\u00f3\u00f0<br>og eigna\u00f0ist Lagarflj\u00f3tsorminn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00cd tilefni or\u00f0uveitingar<\/strong><br>Hrei\u00f0ar Karlsson \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk orti \u00e1 Leirinn \u00feegar \u00de\u00f3rarinn Eldj\u00e1rn f\u00e9kk or\u00f0una \u00e1 Bessast\u00f6\u00f0um:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jafnan einn af \u00feeim sem \u00feor\u00f0u<br>\u00feegar efna skyldi \u00ed gle\u00f0skap.<br>Hefur fengi\u00f0 f\u00e1lkaor\u00f0u<br>fyrir leir &#8211; og annan kve\u00f0skap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 30. sept. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson sendi \u00e1 Leirinn limru sem hann sag\u00f0ist hafa ort \u00ed flugv\u00e9l \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til \u00cdslands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar b\u00fai\u00f0 er lestum a\u00f0 loka<br>og l\u00e1ta af st\u00edfni og hroka<br>er m\u00edn upp\u00e1haldsi\u00f0ja,<br>fyrir utan a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja,<br>a\u00f0 yrkja \u00e1 \u00e6lupoka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Svona \u00e6tti a\u00f0 banna<\/strong><br>\u00c1rni Hjartarson sendi inn \u00e1 Leirinn a\u00f0ra flugv\u00edsu og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hin \u00e1g\u00e6ta fluglimra Hj\u00e1lmars minnti mig \u00e1 flugv\u00e9lav\u00edsu sem vi\u00f0 Hallger\u00f0ur ortum \u00e1 lei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 K\u00f6ben fyrir nokkru. Okkur \u00fe\u00f3tti flugv\u00e9lamatnum, sem h\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr var svo lj\u00faffengur, hafa fari\u00f0 aftur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00edstingskaldur kj\u00faklingur<br>kuli veldur tanna,<br>salmonellusj\u00faklingur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svona \u00e6tti a\u00f0 banna -.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Loku\u00f0 sund<\/strong><br>G\u00edsli J\u00f3n G\u00edslason vann gjarna \u00ed vegavinna \u00e1 vorin eins og margir b\u00e6ndur ger\u00f0u h\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr. Eitt vori\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 minna um a\u00f0 vera \u00ed vegager\u00f0inni og vegavinnuverkstj\u00f3rinn, sem h\u00e9t G\u00edsli Gottsk\u00e1ldsson \u00ed S\u00f3lheimager\u00f0i, tj\u00e1\u00f0i nafna s\u00ednum a\u00f0 n\u00fa v\u00e6ri enga vegavinnu a\u00f0 f\u00e1. \u00de\u00e1 orti G\u00edsli J\u00f3n:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Loku\u00f0 sund og l\u00e6star dyr,<br>lj\u00f3st m\u00e1 grunda svari\u00f0.<br>\u00dea\u00f0 hefur stundum bl\u00e1si\u00f0 byr<br>betur en undanfari\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Salmonellan s\u00e6kir \u00e1<\/strong><br>\u00de\u00f3rarinn Eldj\u00e1rn br\u00e1 vi\u00f0 skj\u00f3tt og sendi \u00e1 Leirinn: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fyrst fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 rifja upp \u00f6ll \u00feessi vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mu m\u00e1l er l\u00edka sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 muna eftir snilldarv\u00edsu H\u00e1konar A\u00f0alsteinssonar, sem ort  eftir a\u00f0 miklar aurskri\u00f0ur \u00ed n\u00e1nd vi\u00f0 Sveinbjarnarger\u00f0i b\u00e6ttust vi\u00f0 fyrri hamfarir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Salmonellan s\u00e6kir \u00e1<br>sigrar br\u00e1tt a\u00f0 fullu.<br>Meira a\u00f0 segja fj\u00f6llin f\u00e1<br>feikilega drullu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 14. okt. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hannes Sigf\u00fasson \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um orti \u00feegar hann s\u00e1 mynd af Gu\u00f0na \u00c1g\u00fastssyni landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00e1 hestbaki \u00ed Mong\u00f3l\u00edu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 framandi sl\u00f3\u00f0um hj\u00e1 frumst\u00e6\u00f0ri \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0<br>\u00ed fr\u00e6g\u00f0arlj\u00f3ma sig ba\u00f0ar.<br>R\u00ed\u00f0andi, fattur a\u00f0 reka st\u00f3\u00f0<br>r\u00e1\u00f0herra landb\u00fana\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fj\u00f3shendur<\/strong><br>Bundinn l\u00f6gum lj\u00f3\u00f0aarfs<br>\u00ed leit a\u00f0 svari spurnar.<br>Undir k\u00fam \u00ed erli starf<br>orti \u00e9g Fj\u00f3shendurnar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo yrkir H\u00e1lfdan \u00c1rmann Bj\u00f6rnsson \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arb\u00f3li \u00e1 fors\u00ed\u00f0u n\u00fd\u00fatkominnar lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00f3kar sinnar \u201eFj\u00f3shendur&#8221; sem hann gefur \u00fat \u00ed tilefni af sj\u00f6tugsafm\u00e6li s\u00ednu 12. desember 2003. Um b\u00f3kina segir H\u00e1lfdan \u00e1 baks\u00ed\u00f0u: \u201eKve\u00f0skapur s\u00e1 er h\u00e9r birtist, hefur a\u00f0allega or\u00f0i\u00f0 til \u00e1 u.\u00fe.b. 40 \u00e1ra t\u00edmabili vi\u00f0 hin daglegu st\u00f6rf, mest \u00ed fj\u00f3sinu \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arb\u00f3li, hripa\u00f0ur ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 innvigtunarse\u00f0la mj\u00f3lkurb\u00edlsins, f\u00f3\u00f0urbl\u00f6ndupoka e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 sem til f\u00e9ll&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fr\u00e1 hagyr\u00f0ingakv\u00f6ldi<\/strong><br>Hagyr\u00f0ingakv\u00f6ld var haldi\u00f0 \u00ed Sk\u00falagar\u00f0i sl. vor og ur\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 til nokkrar \u00e1g\u00e6tar v\u00edsur. M\u00e6ttir til leiks voru al\u00feingismennirnir Halld\u00f3r Bl\u00f6ndal, J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson og Steingr\u00edmur J. Sigf\u00fasson. Einnig fr\u00e1 v\u00edsnaf\u00e9laginu Kve\u00f0anda \u00feau Ingibj\u00f6rg G\u00edslad\u00f3ttir og \u00d3sk \u00deorkelsd\u00f3ttir fr\u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk og \u00deorfinnur J\u00f3nsson, Ingveldarst\u00f6\u00f0um. Stj\u00f3rnandi var \u00d3lafur G. Einarsson, fyrrv. forseti Al\u00feingis. Um \u00d3laf G. kva\u00f0 J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3lafur me\u00f0 har\u00f0an haus<br>af hl\u00e1tri stendur \u00e1 \u00f6ndinni,<br>ekki er hann samt alveg laus<br>undan bl\u00e1u h\u00f6ndinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0alspaugstofan<\/strong><br>\u00cd byrjun kv\u00f6ldsins leist \u00deorfinni ekki \u00e1 blikuna a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta al\u00feingism\u00f6nnunum og kva\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kjarkurinn dv\u00ednar af kv\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e9g brenn<br>\u00e1 knattvelli lj\u00f3\u00f0astandsins,<br>\u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir eru allir atvinnumenn<br>fr\u00e1 a\u00f0alspaugstofu landsins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Um \u00d3laf og Halld\u00f3r<\/strong><br>Steingr\u00edmur J. orti um \u00fe\u00e1 Halld\u00f3r Bl\u00f6ndal og \u00d3laf Gar\u00f0ar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 Halld\u00f3ri Bl\u00f6ndal er heljarkjaftur<br>\u00fe\u00f3 halli hann undir flatt,<br>En \u00d3lafur Gar\u00f0ar er genginn aftur<br>og gerir \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 bratt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Flestum hl\u00fdtt til hans<\/strong><br>\u00de\u00f3 hann hreyfist h\u00e6gt \u00far sta\u00f0,<br>me\u00f0 h\u00e6g\u00f0inni kemur \u00fdmsu a\u00f0.<br>Flestum er okkur hl\u00fdtt til hans<br>heilbrig\u00f0ism\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herrans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vegam\u00e1l me\u00f0fram J\u00f6kuls\u00e1<\/strong><br>Deilt hefur veri\u00f0 um hvort n\u00fdr vegur eigi a\u00f0 liggja austan e\u00f0a vestan vi\u00f0 J\u00f6kuls\u00e1 og um \u00fea\u00f0 orti Halld\u00f3r Bl\u00f6ndal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Um fossinn hefur Einar ort<br>\u00feann \u00f3\u00f0 sem \u00e9g tel bestan.<br>Vegurinn ver\u00f0ur anna\u00f0hvort<br>austan hans e\u00f0a vestan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 28. okt. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Bjarni E. Gu\u00f0leifsson, r\u00e1\u00f0unautur hj\u00e1 B\u00fagar\u00f0i, var sag\u00f0ur hafa ort eftirfarandi v\u00edsu um eigin krankleika en segir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki r\u00e9tt heldur hafi Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson yfirkj\u00f6tmatsma\u00f0ur ort v\u00edsuna \u00ed sinn or\u00f0asta\u00f0 en Stef\u00e1n er sem kunnugt er snilldar hagyr\u00f0ingur. Bjarni segir svo fr\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u00f0dragandinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g veikist sjaldan, en held \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i ofbo\u00f0slega veikur, jafnvel \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 venjulegt kvef e\u00f0a h\u00e1lsb\u00f3lgu. Kona m\u00edn telur \u00feetta kveifarskap og s\u00fdnir m\u00e9r enga sam\u00fa\u00f0 og \u00fev\u00ed leita \u00e9g stundum \u00e1 n\u00e1\u00f0ir kvennanna \u00ed B\u00fagar\u00f0i til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 me\u00f0aumkun. Helst leita \u00e9g til Gunnfr\u00ed\u00f0ar, sem er h\u00e9r \u00ed afgrei\u00f0slunni, en \u00fear eru vi\u00f0t\u00f6kur einnig heldur kuldalegar, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g beri mig afar illa. Um daginn f\u00e9kk \u00e9g verstu h\u00e1lsb\u00f3lgu sem \u00e9g hef fengi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e6vinni og undirtektir kvennanna voru \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00f6mu, \u00fe\u00e1 orti Stef\u00e1n \u00ed minn or\u00f0asta\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fjasa\u00f0 er um hversu b\u00e1gt eigi Blair<br>\u00fev\u00ed bila\u00f0ur s\u00e9 fyrir hjarta,<br>en enginn \u00ed veikindum vorkennir m\u00e9r<br>og vonlaust vi\u00f0 Gunnfr\u00ed\u00f0i a\u00f0 kvarta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hver orti?<br>Veit einhver hver orti \u00feessa \u00e1g\u00e6tu v\u00edsu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gengin lei\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0s \u00e1 mis<br>gegnum ney\u00f0arhreysi.<br>Eg \u00fe\u00f3 skrei\u00f0ist \u00e1lei\u00f0is<br>oft \u00ed rei\u00f0ileysi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum spur\u00f0i \u00e9g um h\u00f6fund v\u00edsunnar Margan hendir manninn h\u00e9r\u2026 V\u00edsan er eftir Magn\u00fas \u00deorsteinsson fr\u00e1 Gilhaga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gr\u00e1tur \u00feagna\u00f0ur<\/strong><br>A\u00f0 loknu \u00feingi L\u00cd\u00da orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9r \u00feykir Drottinn miskunnl\u00e1tur<br>og magna\u00f0ur.<br>N\u00fa er \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu og \u00feriggja \u00e1ra gr\u00e1tur<br>\u00feagna\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><br> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 11. n\u00f3v. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>Haraldur fr\u00e1 Kambi, s\u00e1 kunni hagyr\u00f0ingur, er sag\u00f0ur hafa ort \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yfir kaldan ey\u00f0isand<br>einn um n\u00f3tt \u00e9g sveima miki\u00f0.<br>N\u00fa er horfi\u00f0 Nor\u00f0urland,<br>n\u00fa er \u00e9g kominn yfir striki\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>N\u00fa er allt \u00ed lagi<\/strong><br>P\u00e9tur \u00deorsteinsson \u00e1 K\u00f3paskeri sendi \u00feessa s\u00f6gu og v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leirinn: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einhverju sinni heimila\u00f0i Steind\u00f3r Steind\u00f3rsson, sk\u00f3lameistari MA, h\u00f3pi nemenda a\u00f0 leigja r\u00fatu og skreppa til Reykjav\u00edkur \u00ed verkfalli r\u00e6stingaf\u00f3lks. Leyfi\u00f0 veitti meistari me\u00f0 \u00feeim skilm\u00e1lum a\u00f0 r\u00fatunni skyldi sn\u00fai\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ef verkfalli\u00f0 leystist \u00e1\u00f0ur en komi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 vatnaskilum \u00e1 Holtav\u00f6r\u00f0uhei\u00f0i. Eftirfarandi v\u00edsa var ort \u00feegar halla\u00f0i su\u00f0ur af:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yfir kaldan ey\u00f0isand<br>eitthva\u00f0 su\u00f0r\u00e1 b\u00e6i.<br>N\u00fa er horfi\u00f0 Nor\u00f0urland,<br>n\u00fa er allt \u00ed lagi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>V\u00edst \u00e1valt \u00fe\u00fa varast skalt<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson yfirkj\u00f6tsmatsma\u00f0ur s\u00e1 v\u00edsuna og sendi \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feessa br\u00e1\u00f0skemmtilegu v\u00edsu \u00e1 Leirinn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00edst \u00e1vallt \u00fe\u00fa varast skalt<br>vo\u00f0alega hnei\u00feu.<br>\u00deegar m\u00e9r er \u00fevona kalt<br>\u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00ed pey\u00feu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Samleg\u00f0ar\u00e1hrifin<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir l\u00fdsir samleg\u00f0ar\u00e1hrifunum svona: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar Vilborg eigna\u00f0ist vin<br>var sem hi\u00f0 sterkara kyn <br>ger\u00f0i hana svera, <br>h\u00fan sag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 vera<br>samleg\u00f0ar\u00e1hrifin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ein af m\u00f6rgum \u00fatg\u00e1fum<\/strong><br>Fyrir ekki l\u00f6ngu var \u00feessi \u00feula sett inn \u00e1 vefinn og kom \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 allmargar \u00fatg\u00e1fur eru til af henni. \u00datg\u00e1funa sem h\u00e9r fer \u00e1 eftir sendi Kristj\u00e1n Bersi, fyrrum sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3ri, inn \u00e1 vefinn og segir a\u00f0 lesa beri \u00feuluna me\u00f0 austfirskri fl\u00e1m\u00e6lgi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g vildi a\u00f0 sj\u00f3rinn yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 mj\u00f3lk,<br>undirdj\u00fapin a\u00f0 skeri,<br>fj\u00f6ll og h\u00e1lsar a\u00f0 floti og t\u00f3lk,<br>fr\u00f3ni\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00faru sm\u00e9ri.<br>Uppfyllist \u00f3skin m\u00edn:<br>\u00f6ll v\u00f6tn me\u00f0 brenniv\u00edn,<br>Holland a\u00f0 heitum graut,<br>horngr\u00fdti gamalt naut,<br>og Grikkland a\u00f0 gr\u00e1rri meri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Spurt um v\u00edsu.<\/strong><br> Kristj\u00e1n Eir\u00edksson spur\u00f0i \u00e1 Leir hvort einhver kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar v\u00edsu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Krummi snj\u00f3inn kafa\u00f0i,<br>k\u00e1tur hl\u00f3 og sag\u00f0i,<br>a\u00f0 h\u00fan t\u00f3a \u00e6tla\u00f0i<br>einum l\u00f3ga gemlingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00datilokar harma<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson segir \u00e1 Leir a\u00f0 \u00feessi v\u00edsa s\u00e9 eftir R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u00f6ndin \u00feoka af hug og h\u00f6nd,<br>hjarta\u00f0 stroki\u00f0 varma.<br>Johnnie Walker yljar \u00f6nd,<br>\u00fatilokar harma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 25. n\u00f3v. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0ni \u00c1g\u00fastsson landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra f\u00f3r \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed Mj\u00f3afj\u00f6r\u00f0 sl. sumar a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00fear fiskeldi og fleira. H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson, sk\u00e1ld og sk\u00f3garb\u00f3ndi, var \u00fear staddur og heilsa\u00f0i Gu\u00f0na me\u00f0 \u00feessari v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e1f\u00f6gur skreyta bl\u00f3min bor\u00f0,<br>blikandi s\u00f3lin vermir j\u00f6r\u00f0.<br>Sveitin er vel af gu\u00f0i gj\u00f6r\u00f0<br>og Gu\u00f0ni kemur \u00ed Mj\u00f3afj\u00f6r\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Meistari v\u00e9r minnumst \u00fe\u00edn<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0ni f\u00f3r l\u00edka fyrir sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1 fund hj\u00e1 Rafi\u00f0na\u00f0arsambandinu \u00ed Hverager\u00f0i. Sk\u00f6mmu fyrir fundinn hringdi hann \u00ed s\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson sem staddur var \u00ed J\u00f3hannesarborg \u00ed S-Afr\u00edku og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 hann yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 varpa sk\u00fdru lj\u00f3si \u00e1 mikilv\u00e6gi rafi\u00f0na\u00f0armanna. \u00de\u00e1 sag\u00f0i Hj\u00e1lmar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rafmagnslj\u00f3s \u00e1 landi\u00f0 sk\u00edn<br>og l\u00fdsir fyrir alla.<br>Meistari v\u00e9r minnumst \u00fe\u00edn<br>me\u00f0an v\u00f6tnin falla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Krummi snj\u00f3inn kafa\u00f0i<\/strong><br>Um h\u00f6fund eftirfarandi v\u00edsu var spurt \u00e1 Leir ekki alls fyrir l\u00f6ngu en ekkert svar hef \u00e9g s\u00e9\u00f0 enn og spyr \u00fev\u00ed hvort einhver veit hver h\u00f6fundurinn er:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Krummi snj\u00f3inn kafa\u00f0i,<br>k\u00e1tur hl\u00f3 og sag\u00f0i,<br>a\u00f0 h\u00fan t\u00f3a \u00e6tla\u00f0i<br>einum l\u00f3ga gemlingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vegna r\u00edmsins<\/strong><br>Ragnar B\u00f6\u00f0varsson sag\u00f0i fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 Leir a\u00f0 \u00de\u00f3r Magn\u00fasson hef\u00f0i ungur l\u00e6rt \u00feessa v\u00edsu og fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00e1 fundi \u00ed I\u00f0unni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hesturinn minn heitir Br\u00fant,<br>ja, s\u00e1 er n\u00fa ekki sta\u00f0ur.<br>Sn\u00fdst hann r\u00fant um landsins punkt<br>sem \u00e9g er lifandi ma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3r spur\u00f0i hvers vegna hesturinn h\u00e9ti Br\u00fant, en ekki Br\u00fann og svari\u00f0 var: \u00dea\u00f0 er vegna r\u00edmsins og hlj\u00f3\u00f0stafanna. \u00deetta segir Ragnar r\u00e9ttilega skemmtilegt d\u00e6mi um illa stu\u00f0la\u00f0a v\u00edsu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kirkjufelli\u00f0 a\u00f0 hverfa<\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Yngvar J\u00f3nsson orti \u00feegar hann s\u00e1 steinverk \u00c1rna Johnsens \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1rni Johnsen \u00f6tull hefur<br>\u00e1kaft Sn\u00e6fellsnesi\u00f0 sorfi\u00f0,<br>klappir molar, kletta skefur,<br>Kirkjufell er n\u00e6stum horfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 9. des. 2003<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e6lt af munni fram Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson matv\u00e6lafr\u00e6\u00f0ingur, kj\u00f6tmatsforma\u00f0ur og hagyr\u00f0ingur setti \u00feessar limrur og v\u00edsur \u00e1 Leirinn \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00ed tilefni \u00feess a\u00f0 Ingi Kristinn Stef\u00e1nsson tannl\u00e6knir s\u00f3tti um inng\u00f6ngu \u00ed Leirinn en \u00feeir Stef\u00e1n og Ingi eru sk\u00f3labr\u00e6\u00f0ur. Gefum Stef\u00e1ni or\u00f0i\u00f0: \u00c9g minnist limru eftir Inga a\u00f0 loknu st\u00fadentsafm\u00e6li, sem h\u00f3purinn heldur h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0legt \u00e1 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/2003-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2003&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-151","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":471,"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/151\/revisions\/471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}