{"id":143,"date":"2019-10-22T16:24:34","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/?page_id=143"},"modified":"2019-12-04T17:47:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T17:47:09","slug":"2002-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sdor.viki.is\/index.php\/2002-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2002"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Skattal\u00e6kkunardagurinn<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e9tur Bl\u00f6ndal al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur gladdist mj\u00f6g \u00feegar sam\u00feykkt var a\u00f0 l\u00e6kka skatta \u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00e1 Al\u00feingi \u00ed haust. <em>J\u00f3n<\/em> <em>Kristj\u00e1nsson<\/em>, <em>heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra<\/em> orti \u00fe\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peninganna vex n\u00fa vegur,<br>v\u00e6nkast hj\u00e1 P\u00e9tri hagurinn.<br>Skratti er&#8217;ann n\u00fa skemmtilegur<br>skattal\u00e6kkunardagurinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Alltaf er Bjarni heppinn<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bjarni fr\u00e1 Gr\u00f6f<\/em> var kunnur ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 sinni t\u00ed\u00f0, \u00farsmi\u00f0ur \u00e1 Akureyri og g\u00f3\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0ingur. Einhverju sinni var hann \u00e1 fer\u00f0 \u00ed jeppa s\u00ednum \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00e9ttir me\u00f0 fullan b\u00edlinn af f\u00f3lki og \u00f3k hratt eftir hol\u00f3ttum vegi. Eiginkona hans sat aftur \u00ed jeppanum og svo f\u00f3r a\u00f0 h\u00fan rak h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00ed \u00feak b\u00edlsins og f\u00e9kk vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gat \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00feessi v\u00edsa til og er sagt a\u00f0 Bjarni hafi ort hana sj\u00e1lfur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aftur \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u00d3l\u00f6f sat,<br>\u00e1fram hossast jeppinn.<br>\u00c1 hana kom anna\u00f0 gat,<br>alltaf er Bjarni heppinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 15. jan. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Snj\u00f3tittlingurinn <\/strong><br> \u00deeir voru miklir m\u00e1tar, hagyr\u00f0ingarnir snj\u00f6llu, Einar \u00e1 Hermundarfelli og Kristj\u00e1n fr\u00e1 Dj\u00fapal\u00e6k en \u00feeir bjuggu samt\u00edmis \u00e1 Akureyri. Eitt sinn fann Einar s\u00e6r\u00f0an snj\u00f3tittling og t\u00f3k hann inn til sin til a\u00f0 hl\u00fa a\u00f0 honum. Hann setti fuglinn \u00ed gluggakistu \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu og \u00fe\u00e1 vildi svo til a\u00f0 Kristj\u00e1n \u00e1tti \u00fear lei\u00f0 hj\u00e1 og s\u00e1 fuglinn. \u00de\u00e1 orti hann v\u00edsu og sendi Einari:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3tal sorgir Einar hrj\u00e1,<br>\nekkert m\u00e1 sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 hugga,<br>\n\u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r hann tylli \u00e1 t\u00e1<br>\nme\u00f0 tittlinginn \u00fat \u00ed glugga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einar var ekki seinn til svars og sendi Kristj\u00e1ni \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6fundast n\u00fa yfir m\u00e9r,<br>eins og hlyti \u00e9g bitling,<br>\u00feeir sem a\u00f0eins eiga s\u00e9r<br>au\u00f0nulausan tittling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hold er hey<\/strong><br>Eftirfarandi grafskrift er s\u00f6g\u00f0 ritu\u00f0 \u00e1 legstein prests er meri beit til bana:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Valt er l\u00f6ngum l\u00edfsins fley<br>og lekt \u00ed fj\u00f6rubor\u00f0inu.<br>Presturinn \u00e6pti: ,,Hold er hey,&#8221;<br>og hryssan t\u00f3k&#8217;ann \u00e1 or\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Y\u00f0ur a\u00f0 segja P\u00e9tur<\/strong><br>Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson, fyrrum fr\u00e9tta- og al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur orti miki\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sem menn kalla slitruh\u00e1tt \u00ed v\u00edsnager\u00f0. Einu sinni \u00feurfti Stef\u00e1n \u00e1 peningal\u00e1ni a\u00f0 halda. Hann f\u00f3r \u00e1 fund P\u00e9turs Benediktssonar landsbankastj\u00f3ra og datt \u00ed hug a\u00f0 erindi\u00f0 fengi betri m\u00e1lalok ef \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri bori\u00f0 fram \u00ed bundnu m\u00e1li og r\u00e9tti P\u00e9tri \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u00e1- \u00e9g opna t\u00e6ktar trant,<br>sem trau\u00f0la hjala\u00f0 getur.<br>Pen- n\u00fa inga er m\u00e9r vant<br>y\u00f0ur a\u00f0 segja P\u00e9tur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stef\u00e1n f\u00e9kk l\u00e1ni\u00f0 or\u00f0alaust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 29. jan. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ofan \u00ed punginn P\u00e9turs n\u00fa  <\/strong><br>Vi\u00f0 birtum fyrir sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1g\u00e6ta v\u00edsu J\u00f3ns Kristj\u00e1nssonar heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra um gle\u00f0i P\u00e9turs Bl\u00f6ndal al\u00feingismanns vegna skattal\u00e6kkana \u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki og h\u00e1tekjuf\u00f3lk. \u00deegar Steingr\u00edmur J. Sigf\u00fasson, al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur og forma\u00f0ur VG, s\u00e1 v\u00edsuna sendi hann J\u00f3ni og Geir H. Haarde eftirfarandi v\u00edsu enda v\u00edsan ort til fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yfirst\u00e9ttina elur \u00fe\u00fa<br>\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum h\u00f6ggin dynja<br>ofan \u00ed punginn P\u00e9turs n\u00fa<br>peningarnir hrynja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A\u00f0 bera p\u00edan\u00f3<\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 hafa margir hagyr\u00f0ingar fengist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 yrkja um elli kerlingu. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir er einn af \u00feeim og gerir \u00fea\u00f0 af sinni alkunnu snilld, enda ma\u00f0urinn me\u00f0 betri hagyr\u00f0ingum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u00f0 missa \u00fea\u00f0 sem mest er vert<br>margur hefur kvi\u00f0i\u00f0,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 ellin hafi grikk m\u00e9r gert<br>get \u00e9g enn\u00fe\u00e1 &#8211; bori\u00f0 p\u00edan\u00f3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>G\u00e6ruskinni\u00f0<\/strong><br>\u00c1 \u00e1rum \u00e1\u00f0ur var \u00fea\u00f0 til si\u00f0s a\u00f0 vinnuf\u00f3lk var sent \u00e1 sinn heimahrepp \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 gat ekki lengur unni\u00f0 fyrir s\u00e9r og l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 segja sig til sveitar. Einhverju sinni var g\u00f6mul kona, sem veri\u00f0 haf\u00f0i vinnukona \u00e1 \u00e1kve\u00f0num b\u00e6 \u00ed 30 \u00e1r, send \u00e1 sinn heimahrepp, \u00feegar h\u00fan gat ekki lengur unni\u00f0, \u00e1tti ekkert til og ekkert anna\u00f0 bei\u00f0 hennar en a\u00f0 segja sig til sveitar. \u00deegar lagt var af sta\u00f0 me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlu konuna \u00ed hreppaflutninginn var settur undir hana hestur og g\u00e6ruskinn til a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1. \u00cd fyrstu var or\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hana a\u00f0 skila skinninu en s\u00ed\u00f0an h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 og henni sagt a\u00f0 h\u00fan m\u00e6tti eiga \u00fea\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 var \u00feessi v\u00edsa ort en ekki veit \u00e9g hver h\u00f6fundurinn er:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa ynnir okkur hj\u00e1<br>\u00e1ratugi meira en \u00ferj\u00e1,<br>allan launar \u00fer\u00e6ld\u00f3m \u00feinn<br>\u00feetta litla g\u00e6ruskinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 12. febr. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>D\u00e1\u00f0 kona  <\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 hafa m\u00f6rg sk\u00e1ld og hagyr\u00f0ingar ort lofv\u00edsur um konur og eru margar \u00feeirra hreinar perlur. Eftirfarandi v\u00edsa, sem \u00e9g veit ekki hver orti, hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 teljast \u00ed h\u00f3pi hinna betri og l\u00fdsir taumlausri a\u00f0d\u00e1un \u00e1 konu sem bar e\u00f0a ber nafni\u00f0 Fr\u00ed\u00f0a. Ef einhver veit hver orti \u00feessa perlu \u00fe\u00e6tti m\u00e9r v\u00e6nt um a\u00f0 s\u00e1 hinn sami l\u00e9ti mig vita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fan er sl\u00edk a\u00f0 sveinninn s\u00e1<br>sem a\u00f0 n\u00fdtur Fr\u00ed\u00f0ar,<br>hann \u00e1 enga heimtingu \u00e1<br>himnar\u00edki s\u00ed\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Huggunarv\u00edsa<\/strong><br>Sigur\u00f0ur Sigur\u00f0arson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir f\u00f3r um og hitti b\u00e6ndur \u00e1 fj\u00e1rkl\u00e1\u00f0asv\u00e6\u00f0inu \u00e1 Nor\u00f0urlandi ekki alls fyrir l\u00f6ngu. \u00deegar hann var staddur \u00ed Mi\u00f0fir\u00f0i b\u00e1ru menn sig illa yfir kl\u00e1\u00f0anum og var Sigur\u00f0ur be\u00f0inn um a\u00f0 yrkja v\u00edsu til a\u00f0 hugga b\u00e6ndur. Hann br\u00e1st vel vi\u00f0 og orti b\u00e6\u00f0i huggunar og hvatningarv\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hrindum br\u00e1\u00f0um harmagr\u00e1t,<br>h\u00f6ldum k\u00e1tir velli,<br>\u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 kl\u00e1\u00f0i og ullar\u00e1t<br>\u00fdmsar skj\u00e1tur hrelli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u00edfi\u00f0 er stutt<\/strong><br>Sigf\u00fas J\u00f3nsson \u00e1 Skr\u00fa\u00f0 er hagyr\u00f0ingur g\u00f3\u00f0ur en hl\u00e9dr\u00e6gur og talar l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 mannam\u00f3tum og fl\u00edkar ekki v\u00edsum s\u00ednum. Sigur\u00f0ur Sigur\u00f0arson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir kom \u00ed morgunkaffi til hans og spur\u00f0i fr\u00e9tta. Sigf\u00fas sag\u00f0ist hafa veri\u00f0 \u00ed jar\u00f0arf\u00f6r daginn \u00e1\u00f0ur og legi\u00f0 illa \u00e1 s\u00e9r og \u00fe\u00e1 hafi hann ort:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00edki\u00f0 er d\u00e1i\u00f0 \u00ed d\u00fdr\u00f0ina flutt,<br>d\u00f6pur hver einasta hr\u00e6\u00f0a.<br>Lifandis skelfing er l\u00edfi\u00f0 n\u00fa stutt<br>og l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gr\u00e6\u00f0a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 26. febr. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kr\u00e1kuskel  <\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Geir Waage var um t\u00edma forma\u00f0ur prestaf\u00e9lagsins og var miki\u00f0 \u00ed fr\u00e9ttum \u00feess vegna. Eitt sinn spur\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttama\u00f0ur hann hvort hann v\u00e6ri ekki s\u00e6milega settur \u00ed svona g\u00f3\u00f0u h\u00e9ra\u00f0i (Reykholti) Hann sag\u00f0i \u00feetta vera kr\u00e1kuskel \u00fev\u00ed Borgfir\u00f0ingar v\u00e6ru svo fj\u00f6rlausir a\u00f0 ekkert v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 sk\u00edra og svo l\u00edfseigir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekkert a\u00f0 jar\u00f0a. \u00deegar Sigf\u00fas J\u00f3nsson \u00e1 Skr\u00fa\u00f0 fr\u00e9tti \u00feetta orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Syrtir a\u00f0 hj\u00e1 s\u00e9ra Geir<br>s\u00e1ral\u00edti\u00f0 kaupi\u00f0.<br>Enginn barnar, enginn deyr<br>og ekkert fer \u00ed staupi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Of miki\u00f0 hreinl\u00e6ti<\/strong><br>Um 1960 var haldinn almennur borgarafundur \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk um stofnun heilsug\u00e6slust\u00f6\u00f0var. Fundarmenn l\u00fdstu mikilli \u00e1n\u00e6gju me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd nema einn ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 nafni Bj\u00f6rn Mark\u00fasson. Hann taldi l\u00e6kna \u00e1 rangri braut og a\u00f0 \u00feeir spilltu heilsu f\u00f3lks me\u00f0 \u00f6llu \u00feessu hreinl\u00e6ti. \u00dea\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 k\u00f6llu\u00f0um \u00f3hreinindi, myglu og f\u00fakka v\u00e6ru l\u00e6knisd\u00f3mar n\u00e1tt\u00farunnar samanber penicilin. Egill J\u00f3nasson orti \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir munn Bj\u00f6rns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00e6knarnir breg\u00f0ast l\u00fd\u00f0sins vonum<br>leggja \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0in einskis n\u00fdt.<br>\u00cd sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 segja sj\u00faklingunum<br>a\u00f0 sitja heima og \u00e9ta sk\u00edt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 12. mars 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>M\u00e9r hafa borist svo margar skemmtilegar v\u00edsur a\u00f0 undanf\u00f6rnu a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 gera v\u00edsna\u00fe\u00e1tt a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni. Dagbjartur Dagbjartsson hagyr\u00f0ingur, v\u00edsnasafnari og b\u00f3ndi \u00e1 Refsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed H\u00e1lsasveit, stakk a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feessari v\u00edsu eftir Gu\u00f0mund B\u00f6\u00f0varsson sk\u00e1ld fr\u00e1 Kirkjub\u00f3li, en hana orti hann eitt sinn \u00feegar hann var a\u00f0 smala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Haltur og s\u00e1r sem h\u00fa\u00f0arkl\u00e1r,<br>hleyp \u00e9g bl\u00e1r af m\u00e6\u00f0i.<br>Fj\u00f6lgar \u00e1rum, f\u00e6kka h\u00e1r,<br>felli \u00e9g t\u00e1r af br\u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dagbjartur segir a\u00f0 \u00feegar umr\u00e6\u00f0an st\u00f3\u00f0 sem h\u00e6st um bleiku smokkana og s\u00e9ra Geir Waage \u00ed Reykholti, hafi hann og nokkrir fleiri seti\u00f0 saman og r\u00e6tt um v\u00edsur \u00feeim tengdar. \u00deetta var um haust og menn voru a\u00f0 leggja af sta\u00f0 \u00ed leitir. \u00dear sem \u00feeir sitja \u00fearna gekk \u00de\u00f3rd\u00eds \u00ed Hr\u00edsum framhj\u00e1 og b\u00e1\u00f0u \u00feeir um hennar innlegg \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0una um bleiku smokkana. H\u00fan svara\u00f0i engu strax en daginn eftir hringdi h\u00fan \u00ed Dagbjart og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Menn h\u00f3past \u00ed fjallrei\u00f0arflokka<br>og finna hve hei\u00f0arnar lokka.<br>\u00c1 haustkv\u00f6ldum hinir<br>hagm\u00e6ltu vinir<br>yrkja um \u00f3n\u00fdta smokka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagan um bleiku smokkana barst l\u00edka til Vigf\u00fasar \u00e1 H\u00e6gindi sem b\u00fdr \u00ed Reykholtsdal. Hann f\u00f3r strax a\u00f0 yrkja og rak \u00ed stans \u00ed annarri hendingu, en h\u00fan er oft erfi\u00f0. En v\u00edsan ar\u00f0 svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bleika smokka br\u00faka \u00feeir,<br>br\u00e1\u00f0um kemur vetur.<br>Svartur f\u00e6ri s\u00e9ra Geir<br>sennilega betur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir \u00e1 Akureyri segir: ,,N\u00fa \u00e6tlar Halld\u00f3r H. Bl\u00f6ndal (H. stendur fyrir H\u00e1ttv\u00edsi) a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta skanna Al\u00feingist\u00ed\u00f0indi og er \u00e1saka\u00f0ur fyrir mismunun. \u00c9g vil taka upp hanskann.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fengi a\u00f0 reyna fylgishrun,<br>f\u00e1v\u00eds talinn yr\u00f0i,<br>ef hann ger\u00f0i ekki mun<br>\u00e1 \u00d3lafs- og St\u00f6\u00f0varfir\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar Magn\u00fas J\u00f3nsson t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 af P\u00e1li Berg\u00fe\u00f3rssyni sem ve\u00f0urstofustj\u00f3ri \u00e1kva\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 sta\u00f0arn\u00f6fn \u00ed lestri ve\u00f0urfregna yr\u00f0u \u00ed nefnifalli en ekki \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1gufalli (sta\u00f0arfalli) eins og \u00e1\u00f0ur var. \u00c1kv\u00f6r\u00f0unin t\u00f3k gildi um \u00e1ram\u00f3t. \u00de\u00e1 orti Baldur Hafsta\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sta\u00f0arfalli\u00f0 f\u00e9ll \u00ed n\u00f3tt<br>fer n\u00fa geyst hann Mangi.<br>Enginn getur anda\u00f0 r\u00f3tt<br>austur \u00e1 Dalatangi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3rarinn Eldj\u00e1rn orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu og \u00fea\u00f0 er mikill sannleikur \u00ed henni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ngu lj\u00f3st og bert<br>a\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 ratar til sinna.<br>En ekki tel \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 einskis vert<br>a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edka til hinna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigur\u00f0ur Helgason sem bj\u00f3 um t\u00edma \u00e1 \u00deingeyrum, en s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00e1 Grund \u00ed H\u00f6f\u00f0ahverfi, orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu \u00e1 f\u00f6gru vorkv\u00f6ldi eftir har\u00f0an vetur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vetur l\u00ed\u00f0ur, veitti str\u00ed\u00f0,<br>v\u00edkja hl\u00ed\u00f0artj\u00f6ldin.<br>N\u00fa er bl\u00ed\u00f0a og betri t\u00ed\u00f0,<br>b\u00e6ndur r\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 26. mars 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Heims\u00f3kn fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00cdslands til V\u00edetnams hefur falli\u00f0 \u00ed skuggann af \u00f3t\u00ed\u00f0indum fr\u00e1 \u00cdsrael og n\u00e6rsveitum. \u00de\u00f3 kom fram \u00ed Morgunbla\u00f0inu \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn a\u00f0 Dav\u00ed\u00f0 haf\u00f0i lagt bl\u00f3msveig a\u00f0 grafh\u00fdsi Hos fr\u00e6nda. \u00de\u00e1 orti<br> Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson matv\u00e6lafr\u00e6\u00f0ingur:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hverfull og skr\u00edtinn er heimurinn,<br>hugsj\u00f3nir ganga \u00far skor\u00f0um.<br>Hei\u00f0rar n\u00fa Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Ho Chi Minh.<br>Hver hef\u00f0i tr\u00fata\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed for\u00f0um?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Alltaf bjargar s\u00e9ra Geir<\/strong><br>\u00cd fyrra kom \u00fat b\u00f3kin Raddir \u00far Borgarfir\u00f0i sem er safn v\u00edsna eftir Borgfir\u00f0inga sem Dagbjartur Dagbjartsson, hagyr\u00f0ingur og b\u00f3ndi \u00e1 Refsst\u00f6\u00f0um hefur teki\u00f0 saman. B\u00f3kin er gullkorn fyrir a\u00f0d\u00e1endur v\u00edsunnar, enda margar snjallar v\u00edsur a\u00f0 finna \u00ed b\u00f3kinni. Dagbjartur orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu h\u00e9r um \u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00feegar mest gekk \u00e1 \u00ed Prestaf\u00e9laginu og s\u00e9ra Geir Waage \u00ed Reykholti var forma\u00f0ur f\u00e9lagsins:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00f3 kirkjan \u00f6ll \u00ed klofning stefni<br>og klerkar deili s\u00edfellt meir:<br>\u00deegar skortir yrkisefni<br>alltaf bjargar s\u00e9ra Geir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ekki \u00ed stu\u00f0i<\/strong><br>\u00deorsteinn \u00deorsteinsson fr\u00e1 Sk\u00e1lpast\u00f6\u00f0um \u00e1 nokkrar v\u00edsur \u00ed b\u00f3kinni Raddir \u00far Borgarfir\u00f0i. Hann er greinilega enginn a\u00f0d\u00e1andi \u00dever\u00e1rhl\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00ed Borgarfir\u00f0i ef marka m\u00e1 \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki vil \u00e9g yrkja n\u00ed\u00f0<br>um afk\u00f6stin hj\u00e1 gu\u00f0i,<br>en \u00feegar hann ger\u00f0i \u00dever\u00e1rhl\u00ed\u00f0<br>\u00fe\u00e1 var hann ekki \u00ed stu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 16. apr\u00edl 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Viljann fyrir verkna\u00f0inn  <\/strong><br>R\u00f3sberg G. Sn\u00e6dal var eitt sinn vi\u00f0 messu hj\u00e1 s\u00e9ra Finnboga Kristj\u00e1nssyni a\u00f0 Hvammi \u00ed Lax\u00e1rdal ytri. \u00de\u00f3tti honum prestur l\u00e1gm\u00e6ltur og l\u00edtt sk\u00f6rulegur og orti \u00ed messulok:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u00edfur ekki r\u00f3mur \u00feinn<br>rj\u00e1fur kirkju\u00feaka.<br>Viljann fyrir verkna\u00f0inn<br>ver\u00f0ur gu\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Engin b\u00f3t \u00e1 g\u00f6tunum<\/strong><br>\u00cd v\u00edsnab\u00f3kinni <em>Raddir \u00far Borgarfir\u00f0i<\/em> er \u00feessi staka eftir G\u00edsla \u00deorbergsson fr\u00e1 Augast\u00f6\u00f0um en tilefni\u00f0 var a\u00f0 hann kom \u00e1 b\u00e6 og var haft \u00e1 or\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00f6t hans v\u00e6ru g\u00f6t\u00f3tt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g er \u00fdmsum s\u00f3ma sviptur,<br>s\u00e9st \u00fea\u00f0 best \u00e1 f\u00f6tunum,<br>\u00e9g er enn\u00fe\u00e1 engri giftur<br>og engin b\u00f3t \u00e1 g\u00f6tunum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fjallganga<br><\/strong>\u00deorsteinn Gu\u00f0mundsson fr\u00e1 Sk\u00e1lpast\u00f6\u00f0um orti \u00feessa \u00e1g\u00e6tu v\u00edsu en h\u00fan er \u00far b\u00f3kinni <em>Raddir \u00far Borgarfir\u00f0i<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef \u00e1 fjalli\u00f0 upp \u00e9g r\u00e6\u00f0<br>er s\u00fa reynsla fengin<br>a\u00f0 alltaf kemur \u00f6nnur h\u00e6\u00f0<br>eftir a\u00f0 \u00feessi er gengin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 30. apr\u00edl 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Margir ur\u00f0u ergilegir \u00feegar vorhreti\u00f0 skall yfir \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum. Nor\u00f0urland og Austurland ur\u00f0u sem um vetur v\u00e6ri og um allt land var kuldi. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir \u00e1 Akureyri t\u00f3k \u00feessu \u00fe\u00f3 l\u00e9tt og orti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vori\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a gr\u00e6nt og hl\u00fdtt<br>\u00e1 gamansemi lumar,<br>allt er n\u00fana or\u00f0i\u00f0 hv\u00edtt<br>enda komi\u00f0 sumar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rakaralimra<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir orti n\u00fdlega \u00feessa \u00e1g\u00e6tu limru sem hann kallar <strong>Rakaralimru<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Afbrag\u00f0s rakari Ragnar var<br>og raups\u00f6gur hans voru<br>magna\u00f0ar,<br>margoft hann sag\u00f0i<br>m\u00e6ddur \u00ed brag\u00f0i:<br>\u201eFlasa er aldrei til fagna\u00f0ar.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hann orti \u00feessa l\u00edka og kallar <strong>Rafvirkjalimru<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fan var raunaleg rafvirkjans saga<br>sem reyndi \u00ed ellefu daga<br>a\u00f0 tengja \u00ed d\u00f3s<br>og tendra sitt lj\u00f3s<br>me\u00f0an t\u00f3fan og Siggi voru \u00fat\u00ed<br>me\u00f0 \u00e6rnar \u00ed haga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u00fa\u00f0 mun ekki vilja v\u00edk<\/strong><br>Frams\u00f3knarflokkurinn tapa\u00f0i nokkru fylgi \u00ed al\u00feingiskosningunum 1978. \u00deegar stj\u00f3rnarmyndunarvi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0ur h\u00f3fust vildi L\u00fa\u00f0v\u00edk J\u00f3sepsson, \u00fe\u00e1verandi forma\u00f0ur Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalagsins, \u00f3gjarnan mynda r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rn me\u00f0 Frams\u00f3knarm\u00f6nnum vegna fylgistapsins. Um \u00feetta orti Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson og beitti s\u00ednum fr\u00e6ga slitruh\u00e6tti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fram er s\u00f3knar li\u00f0i\u00f0 l\u00edk<br>luk er tur s\u00e1 kjaftur.<br>L\u00fa\u00f0 mun ekki vilja v\u00edk<br>vek \u00fea\u00f0 ja upp aftur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 14. ma\u00ed 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Ingi Steinar J\u00f3nsson segist hafa hrokki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feegar hann s\u00e1 \u00feessa fyrirs\u00f6gn \u00ed Mogganum: \u201eSekta\u00f0ur fyrir a\u00f0 bera kynf\u00e6ri&#8221;. Sag\u00f0ist hann sj\u00e1 fram \u00e1 fj\u00e1r\u00fatgj\u00f6ld og datt \u00ed hug:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fyrr en kemst \u00e9g fj\u00e1r- \u00ed \u00ferot<br>\u00e1 flakki um l\u00edfsins m\u00f3a<br>af m\u00e9r klippi eins og skot<br>angast\u00fdri\u00f0 mj\u00f3a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hann spyr s\u00ed\u00f0an hvort \u00feetta ver\u00f0i n\u00e6sti skattali\u00f0ur fyrir r\u00edkissj\u00f3\u00f0 og varla ver\u00f0i hann kalla\u00f0ur nefskattur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ekki duga minna m\u00e1<\/strong><br>En fleirum br\u00e1 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrirs\u00f6gnina. Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson matv\u00e6lafr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00e1 Akureyri segir a\u00f0 s\u00e9r hafi brug\u00f0i\u00f0 og varar Inga Steinar vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki duga minna m\u00e1<br>en margt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta r\u00f3a,<br>\u00fev\u00ed fleira hangir utan\u00e1<br>en angast\u00fdri\u00f0 mj\u00f3a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BSR og hreinl\u00e6ti\u00f0<\/strong><br>\u00deegar fur\u00f0ufr\u00e9ttin um tilskipun til leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3ra \u00e1 BSR barst \u00fat \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum f\u00f3ru hagyr\u00f0ingar e\u00f0lilega af sta\u00f0. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson l\u00e6knir sag\u00f0i: \u201e\u00cdmyndari\u00f0na\u00f0urinn l\u00e6tur s\u00e9r ekki n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 hanna kosningabar\u00e1ttur en er n\u00fa a\u00f0 skipta s\u00e9r af nef- og eyrnasnyrtingu og sokkaskiptum leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3ra:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo b\u00edlarnir \u00edmynd betri gefi<br>og b\u00edlstj\u00f3ranna vaxi traust<br>\u00fearf a\u00f0 skafa sk\u00edt \u00far nefi<br>og skipta um sokka vor og haust.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 28. ma\u00ed 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>V\u00ed\u00f0a plagar m\u00fdvargur menn og skepnur \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00e1rst\u00edmi er kominn, einkum vi\u00f0 \u00e1r og v\u00f6tn. Versti sta\u00f0ur landsins hva\u00f0 \u00feetta var\u00f0ar er M\u00fdvatn og n\u00e1grenni. \u00cd Vindbelg \u00ed M\u00fdvatnssveit bj\u00f3 um aldam\u00f3tin 1800 Sigmundur \u00c1rnason, merkur ma\u00f0ur og kraftask\u00e1ld, og ganga af honum s\u00f6gur. Belgjar\u00e6tt er talin fr\u00e1 Sigmundi. Einhverju sinni \u00feegar mikill m\u00fdvargur var \u00ed M\u00fdvatnssveit orti Sigmundur \u00feessa mergju\u00f0u v\u00edsu sem sagt er a\u00f0 muni lifa me\u00f0an M\u00fdvatnssveit ber nafn me\u00f0 rentu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Af \u00f6llu hjarta eg \u00feess bi\u00f0<br>andskotann gr\u00e1tandi,<br>a\u00f0 flugna \u00f3bjarta forhert li\u00f0<br>fari \u00ed svarta helv\u00edti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Varnarsigrar<\/strong><br>\u00dea\u00f0 er gamall si\u00f0ur \u00edslenskra stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamanna a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta aldrei a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi tapa\u00f0 \u00ed kosningum; \u00ed versta falli unnu \u00feeir varnarsigur. \u00deannig var \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka \u00ed n\u00fdafst\u00f6\u00f0num sveitarstj\u00f3rnarkosningum. Um \u00feetta orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kosningar \u00f6\u00f0ru k\u00e6ta meir<br>og kempur skapa<br>\u00fev\u00ed varnarsigra vinna \u00feeir<br>sem vir\u00f0ast tapa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gj\u00f6rningave\u00f0ur<\/strong><br>Sj\u00e1lfsagt muna allir eftir hinum h\u00f6r\u00f0u vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0um Bj\u00f6rns Bjarnasonar frambj\u00f3\u00f0anda og Geirs H. Haarde fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00feegar J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson og Ingibj\u00f6rg S\u00f3lr\u00fan undirritu\u00f0u viljayfirl\u00fdsingu um byggingu hj\u00fakrunarr\u00fdma fyrir aldra\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti um \u00feennan atbur\u00f0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ingibj\u00f6rg S\u00f3lr\u00fan suma ger\u00f0i rei\u00f0a<br>svekktur Bj\u00f6rn f\u00f3r n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 orga<br>er Nonni Kristj\u00e1ns ger\u00f0i henni grei\u00f0a<br>sem Geir hennar Ingu J\u00f3nu \u00fearf a\u00f0 borga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 11. j\u00fan\u00ed 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mislangir f\u00e6tur <\/strong> <br>Konr\u00e1\u00f0 Konr\u00e1\u00f0sson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r eftirfarandi s\u00f6gu: \u201e\u00c9g f\u00e9kk t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st um daginn me\u00f0 mynd af f\u00e6reyskri kind \u00fear sem hli\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ir h\u00e6grif\u00e6tur voru styttri en \u00feeir vinstri. \u00deetta er til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e6rnar geti sta\u00f0i\u00f0 beinar \u00ed hl\u00ed\u00f0um F\u00e6reyja og gengi\u00f0 \u00e1vallt r\u00e9tts\u00e6lis um eyjarnar. Svo er annar stofn sem er me\u00f0 hli\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0a vinstrif\u00e6tur styttri en \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00e6gri en s\u00e1 gengur alltaf rangs\u00e6lis um eyjamar. Mikilv\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 blanda ekki \u00feessum tveimur stofnum saman, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 fer illa!&#8221; \u00cd framhaldi af \u00feessu sendi svo Sigur\u00f0ur Sigur\u00f0arson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir eftirfarandi: \u201eEf \u00feessi l\u00fdsing \u00e1f\u00e6reyskum fj\u00e1rkynjum er sannleikanum samkv\u00e6mt \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6tu menn eins tr\u00faa\u00f0 l\u00fdsingum \u00e1 sk\u00f6pulagi Mj\u00f3fir\u00f0inga sem er sagt hli\u00f0st\u00e6tt, samanber v\u00edsur \u00feessar:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef legg \u00e9g mat \u00e1 mannkosti \u00ed Mj\u00f3afir\u00f0i,<br>ekkert telst \u00fear einskis vir\u00f0i.<br>Ganga menn \u00fear g\u00e6flyndir me\u00f0 ge\u00f0i \u00feekku,<br>mislangir \u00ed brattri brekku.<br>F\u00e6ddir eru \u00ed fir\u00f0i, sem er flestum \u00ferengri<br>me\u00f0 annan f\u00f3tinn a\u00f0eins lengri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00edsurnar eru eftir H\u00e1kon A\u00f0alsteinsson, sk\u00e1ld og sk\u00f3garb\u00f3nda a\u00f0 H\u00fasum, og ortar um Stef\u00e1n Vilhj\u00e1lmsson l\u00edffr\u00e6\u00f0ing og kj\u00f6tmeistara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 25. j\u00fan\u00ed 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Ekki veit \u00e9g hver Haraldur \u00e1 Ja\u00f0ri er en hef heyrt eftir hann g\u00f3\u00f0ar v\u00edsur. Hann sendi eitt sinn Halld\u00f3ri J\u00f3hannessyni \u00feessa v\u00edsu, sem sk\u00fdrir sig sj\u00e1lf:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00edminn spinnur t\u00e1l\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0 sinn<br>t\u00f3lum sallaf\u00ednum &#8211;<br>heldur \u00feynnist, Halld\u00f3r minn,<br>h\u00e1r \u00e1 skalla \u00feinum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Halld\u00f3r svara\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00de\u00fa hefur gleymt &#8211; og \u00fev\u00ed er ver &#8211;<br>\u00fea\u00f0 um d\u00e6mi sanna &#8211;<br>a\u00f0 skallinn merki a\u00f0als er<br>og allra g\u00e1fumanna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>G\u00f3\u00f0verk \u00feeirra meta m\u00e1<\/strong><br>\u00deegar Finnur Ing\u00f3lfsson h\u00e6tti sem i\u00f0na\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra og ger\u00f0ist bankastj\u00f3ri Se\u00f0labankans h\u00e9ldu \u00fdmsir \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 losa sig undan \u00fev\u00ed arga\u00ferasi sem fylgdi Flj\u00f3tsdalsvirkjun, Eyjab\u00f6kkum og \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed. Hagyr\u00f0ingur sem \u00e9g veit ekki hver er en \u00fe\u00e6tti gaman a\u00f0 vita um orti \u00fe\u00e1 eftirfarandi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00f3\u00f0verk \u00feeirra meta m\u00e1<br>\u00fe\u00f3 margur i\u00f0i \u00ed skinni.<br>\u00deeir eru a\u00f0 bjarga Finni fr\u00e1<br>Flj\u00f3tsdalsvirkjuninni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sumir kve\u00f0ja kl\u00f6kkum hreim<br>af kaleik beiskum teiga.<br>Se\u00f0labankinn bjargar \u00feeim<br>sem b\u00e1gast jafnan eiga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 9. j\u00fal\u00ed 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af muni fram<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0ni \u00c1g\u00fastsson landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra h\u00e9lt fundi me\u00f0 b\u00e6ndum \u00e1 Austurlandi snemma \u00ed sumar. Bar a\u00f0 vonum margt \u00e1 g\u00f3ma \u00e1 \u00feessum fundum og haf\u00f0i landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra m\u00f6rg or\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 sem hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta og breyta b\u00e6ndum til hagsb\u00f3ta. S\u00e1 snjalli hagyr\u00f0ingur, J\u00f3hannes Sigf\u00fasson \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um, var \u00e1 einum fundinum og orti a\u00f0 honum loknum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Allt sem vonum okkar br\u00e1st,<br>allt sem m\u00e1tti klaga,<br>allt sem drottni yfirs\u00e1st<br>\u00e6tlar Gu\u00f0ni a\u00f0 laga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sautj\u00e1n rollur koll\u00f3ttar<\/strong><br>Einhverju sinni \u00feegar s\u00e9ra Bolli G\u00fastafsson bj\u00f3 \u00ed Lauf\u00e1si l\u00e1\u00f0ist honum a\u00f0 senda landb\u00fana\u00f0arsk\u00fdrslu me\u00f0 skattaframtalinu og vantaldi \u00fev\u00ed sau\u00f0f\u00e9 sitt. \u00de\u00e1 orti Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e9ra Bolli b\u00fdr hj\u00e1 Nolli,<br>b\u00fdsna hollur Drottni var.<br>Lenti \u00ed solli, sveik fr\u00e1 tolli<br>sautj\u00e1n rollur, koll\u00f3ttar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hann er a\u00f0 koma heim<\/strong><br>D\u00e6gurlagatextinn\u2026..,,\u00e9g er gl\u00f6\u00f0 og \u00e9g er g\u00f3\u00f0, J\u00f3n er kominn heim,&#8221; er eftir I\u00f0unni Steinsd\u00f3ttur. H\u00fan er gift Birni Fri\u00f0finnssyni sem var framkv\u00e6mdastj\u00f3ri k\u00edsili\u00f0junnar vi\u00f0 M\u00fdvatn \u00feegar Kr\u00f6flueldar h\u00f3fust \u00fear h\u00e9r um \u00e1ri\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sprunga opna\u00f0ist undir b\u00edlsk\u00far vi\u00f0 heimili \u00feeirra hj\u00f3na. Sagt var a\u00f0 \u00feau hef\u00f0u \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 flytja burt vegna \u00feessa og Bj\u00f6rn ger\u00f0ist b\u00e6jarstj\u00f3ri \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk \u00ed kj\u00f6lfar \u00feessara jar\u00f0hr\u00e6ringa og eldsumbrota. \u00de\u00e1 orti Egill J\u00f3nasson \u00e1 H\u00fasav\u00edk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Opna\u00f0ist j\u00f6r\u00f0in undir Birni<br>engin sto\u00f0ar valdagirni,<br>upp \u00fear leggur eim.<br>Lofti\u00f0 allt er l\u00e6vi \u00ferungi\u00f0,<br>langt a\u00f0 ne\u00f0an heyrist sungi\u00f0<br>\u201ehann er a\u00f0 koma heim.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 3. sept. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>S\u00e1 \u00e1g\u00e6ti hagyr\u00f0ingur J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson efa\u00f0ist eitthva\u00f0 um hagm\u00e6lsku s\u00edna og sag\u00f0i raunar \u00ed form\u00e1la a\u00f0 \u00feessum v\u00edsum a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri horfin, ef eitthva\u00f0 getur horfi\u00f0 sem ekkert er, eins og hann komst a\u00f0 or\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Er gekk \u00e9g vestur Grandaveg<br>af g\u00f6mlum lei\u00f0um vana<br>eina v\u00edsu orti \u00e9g.<br>Ekki man \u00e9g hana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gekk \u00e9g ni\u00f0ur Gno\u00f0avog<br>gneypur mj\u00f6g og \u00feag\u00f0i<br>g\u00f3\u00f0a v\u00edsu ger\u00f0i og<br>gleymdi henni a\u00f0 brag\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bestu b\u00f6gurnar<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson sag\u00f0i eftir a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feessar v\u00edsur: \u201eM\u00e9r \u00feykja \u00feessar v\u00edsur J\u00f3ns Ingvars snjallar og ekki benda til a\u00f0 hagm\u00e6lskan s\u00e9 honum horfin.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Svo kva\u00f0 hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leikmenn jafnt og l\u00e6r\u00f0ir prestar<br>m\u00e9r l\u00f6ngum f\u00e6r\u00f0u sanninn heim,<br>a\u00f0 alltaf eru b\u00f6gur bestar<br>ef b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 gleyma \u00feeim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <strong>\u00c1tu \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 einu bretti<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 f\u00f3r ekki hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hagyr\u00f0ingar f\u00e6ru af sta\u00f0 \u00feegar fr\u00e9ttist af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kindur hef\u00f0u komist inn \u00ed gir\u00f0ingu Sk\u00f3gr\u00e6ktarinnar \u00ed Esjuhl\u00ed\u00f0um og \u00e9ti\u00f0 tr\u00e9\u00f0 sem Gu\u00f0ni \u00c1g\u00fastsson landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra gr\u00f3\u00f0ursetti \u00fear. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti \u00feegar hann heyr\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttina:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1tu \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 einu bretti<br>\u00ed Esjuhl\u00ed\u00f0um rollurnar,<br>tr\u00e9 sem Gu\u00f0ni gr\u00f3\u00f0ursetti<br>\u00e1 Gu\u00f0s vegum og Frams\u00f3knar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vakna fr\u00e6ndi<\/strong><br>Gu\u00f0mundur Halld\u00f3rsson \u00e1 M\u00f3gils\u00e1 sem er g\u00f3\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0ingur orti af sama tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vakna fr\u00e6ndi og tak \u00feig til<br>h\u00e9r tj\u00f3ar engin leti.<br>Askur Gu\u00f0na er um \u00fea\u00f0 bil<br>or\u00f0inn a\u00f0 rolluk\u00e9ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Askur Gu\u00f0na er tr\u00e9 sem r\u00e1\u00f0herra gr\u00f3\u00f0ursetti \u00e1 M\u00f3gils\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Minn t\u00edmi mun koma<\/strong><br>Sj\u00e1lfsagt man \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in enn hin fleygu or\u00f0 J\u00f3h\u00f6nnu Sigur\u00f0ard\u00f3ttur al\u00feingismanns, \u201eMinn t\u00edmi mun koma,&#8221; \u00feegar henni mist\u00f3kst a\u00f0 fella J\u00f3n Baldvin \u00ed formannskj\u00f6ri Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0uflokksins \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma. \u00de\u00e1 orti Skagfir\u00f0ingurinn Sigur\u00f0ur Hafstein:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au\u00f0nuvegur oft er mj\u00f3r<br>og \u00fdmsum torvelt genginn.<br>T\u00edminn kom og t\u00edminn f\u00f3r<br>t\u00edmann h\u00f6ndlar enginn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 17. sept. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram <\/strong><br>J\u00f3n Ingvar J\u00f3nsson sag\u00f0ist vona a\u00f0 hann gengi ekki fram af neinum \u00feegar hann orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu um \u00fea\u00f0 bil sem \u00e1r\u00e1sir Bandar\u00edkjamanna \u00e1 Afganistan h\u00f3fust \u00ed fyrra:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftir t\u00e1r og ekkasog,<br>eymd og harm og trega<br>heldur Bush um heiminn og<br>hefnir kristilega.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sam\u00feykki allt<\/strong><br>Ekki \u00feekki \u00e9g h\u00f6fund \u00feessarar v\u00edsu, en h\u00fan var ort \u00e1 BSRB \u00feingi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mitt er gengi miki\u00f0 valt<br>miskunn svo \u00e9g hlj\u00f3ti.<br>Sit \u00e9g h\u00e9r og sam\u00feykki allt<br>sem \u00e9g er \u00e1 m\u00f3ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Milli kvi\u00f0ar og n\u00e1ra<\/strong><br>\u00cd hremmingum kirkjunnar, biskupsins og prestanna \u00e1ri\u00f0 1996 var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 halda veglega upp \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fasund \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li kristinnar tr\u00faar \u00ed landinu. H\u00e1koni A\u00f0alsteinssyni \u00fe\u00f3tti s\u00fa umr\u00e6\u00f0a hefjast \u00e1 heldur \u00f3heppilegum t\u00edma og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 hugsa um hvar tr\u00fa okkar v\u00e6ri st\u00f6dd og orti \u00fe\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1rangur \u00fe\u00fasund \u00e1ra<br>uppskera gle\u00f0i og t\u00e1ra,<br>en hvar er h\u00fan n\u00fa<br>vor heilaga tr\u00fa?<br>Klemmd milli kvi\u00f0ar og n\u00e1ra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fimmt\u00e1n veislur<\/strong><br>Hinn kunni hagyr\u00f0ingur Baldur \u00e1 \u00d3feigsst\u00f6\u00f0um sat um skei\u00f0 \u00e1 B\u00fana\u00f0ar\u00feingi. Um \u00feingi\u00f0 orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Landb\u00fana\u00f0ar lyftum sk\u00e1l<br>landi\u00f0 \u00fearf a\u00f0 r\u00e6kta og byggja.<br>Fimmt\u00e1n veislur, fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n m\u00e1l<br>fyrir voru \u00feingi liggja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 1. okt. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kvensemin og n\u00edskan<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hannes Benjam\u00ednsson fr\u00e1 Hallkelsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed Borgarfir\u00f0i orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu sem \u00fearfnast ekki frekari sk\u00fdringa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1t\u00f6kin \u00ed svipnum sj\u00e1st<br>s\u00f6m er e\u00f0list\u00edskan,<br>heiftarlega \u00ed karli klj\u00e1st<br>kvensemin og n\u00edskan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00d3h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta miki\u00f0<\/strong><br>\u00c1 \u00feeim \u00e1rum \u00feegar menn \u00feurftu a\u00f0 f\u00e1 lyfse\u00f0il fr\u00e1 l\u00e6kni til a\u00f0 geta fengi\u00f0 s\u00e9r brenniv\u00edn starfa\u00f0i Gu\u00f0mundur Magn\u00fasson, s\u00ed\u00f0ar pr\u00f3fessor vi\u00f0 H\u00cd, vi\u00f0 almenn l\u00e6knast\u00f6rf. Einn af \u00feeim f\u00e1u sem Gu\u00f0mundur l\u00e9t hafa brenniv\u00ednslyfse\u00f0il var dr. J\u00f3n \u00deorkelsson. \u00deegar dr. J\u00f3n vanta\u00f0i t\u00e1ri\u00f0 sendi hann vanalega \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00falku s\u00edna me\u00f0 v\u00edsu til l\u00e6knisins og var ein \u00feeirra svona:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seggur, bjarga s\u00e1lu \u00feinni<br>sendu l\u00edkn me\u00f0 gri\u00f0konunni.<br>Aldrei fer \u00e9g yfir striki\u00f0.<br>-\u00d3h\u00e6tt er a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta miki\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00cd slitruh\u00e6tti<\/strong><br>\u00c9g hef stundum birt v\u00edsur eftir Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson, fr\u00e9ttamann og s\u00ed\u00f0ar al\u00feingismann. Hann l\u00e9k s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 yrkja \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sem hann kalla\u00f0i slitruh\u00e1tt, en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00e1 f\u00e6ri allra a\u00f0 yrkja \u00ed \u00feessum bragarh\u00e6tti. Stef\u00e1n orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu um L\u00fa\u00f0v\u00edk J\u00f3sepsson, al\u00feingismann og \u00fe\u00e1verandi formann Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalagsins:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00f3li- jafnan t\u00f6ff \u00ed t\u00edk<br>og telst \u00fear h\u00f6fu\u00f0pr\u00fd\u00f0in,<br>L\u00fa\u00f0- er jafnan vaskur v\u00edk<br>verka- sty\u00f0ur l\u00fd\u00f0inn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 15. okt. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sat \u00e1 \u00feingi <\/strong><br>\u00deegar glersk\u00e1linn f\u00edni vi\u00f0 Al\u00feingish\u00fasi\u00f0 var opna\u00f0ur almenningi til sko\u00f0unar f\u00f3r \u00feanga\u00f0 gamall ma\u00f0ur utan af landi sem staddur var \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk. \u00deegar ma\u00f0urinn kom inn \u00ed sj\u00e1lfan \u00feingsalinn \u00ed gamla h\u00fasinu voru allir st\u00f3lar au\u00f0ir. Hann settist \u00ed einn \u00feeirra og orti svo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g reyndi oft en illa gekk,<br>\u00f3tal f\u00f3r \u00fe\u00f3 hringi.<br>A\u00f0 lokum samt \u00e9g s\u00e6ti f\u00e9kk<br>og sat um skei\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9r er \u00f3kunnugt um hver h\u00f6fundurinn er en v\u00edsan er g\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ritd\u00f3mur<\/strong><br> \u00deessi ritd\u00f3mur um b\u00f3k eftir Thor Vilhj\u00e1lmsson \u00fearfnast ekki frekari sk\u00fdringa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vart getur svo vesalan gr\u00f3\u00f0ur<br>a\u00f0 hann gagnist ei neinum sem f\u00f3\u00f0ur<br>og til eru menn<br>\u00e1 me\u00f0al vor enn<br>sem finnst jafnvel gr\u00e1mosi g\u00f3\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <strong>Kl\u00e6kina fr\u00e1 m\u00f6mmu<\/strong><br> Anna Eggertsd\u00f3ttir fr\u00e1 Ste\u00f0ja \u00ed Borgarfir\u00f0i yrkir \u00ed or\u00f0asta\u00f0 sonar s\u00edns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uppalinn var \u00e9g \u00ed allsleysi.<br>\u00d6nnu \u00e9g hlaut fyrir sk\u00f6mmu.<br>Amma kenndi m\u00e9r kurteisi<br>en kl\u00e6kina hef \u00e9g fr\u00e1 m\u00f6mmu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 29. okt. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Sv\u00edar s\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 vegna misskilnings hafi \u00feeir greitt atkv\u00e6\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00cdsland fengi inng\u00f6ngu \u00ed Al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0a hvalvei\u00f0ir\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0. Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson orti af \u00feessu tilefni:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deessu treysta og tr\u00faa m\u00e1,<br>tali\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 breg\u00f0ist ei<br>a\u00f0 \u00feegar Sv\u00edar segja j\u00e1<br>s\u00e9u \u00feeir a\u00f0 meina nei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kvikindisskapur<\/strong><br>Ingi Steinar Gunnlaugsson, sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3ri \u00e1 Akranesi, orti \u00feessa v\u00edsu og kallar hana <strong>Kvikindisskap<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ligg \u00ed h\u00ed\u00f0i &#8211; \u00ed leyni b\u00ed\u00f0<br>laus vi\u00f0 kv\u00ed\u00f0a og trega<br>kve\u00f0 \u00e9g n\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed kuldat\u00ed\u00f0<br>og k\u00e6tist gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Misstu af J\u00f3ni Sigur\u00f0ssyni<\/strong><br>\u00d3lafur G. Einarsson, Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokki, og Ragnar Arnalds, Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalaginu, l\u00e9tu b\u00e1\u00f0ir af langri \u00feingmennsku eftir s\u00ed\u00f0asta kj\u00f6rt\u00edmabil. Sag\u00f0i \u00d3lafur vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00ednum \u00feingmannsferli \u00e1tt samlei\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0jungi af \u00f6llum \u00feeim sem seti\u00f0 hef\u00f0u \u00e1 Al\u00feingi \u00cdslendinga og Ragnar enn fleirum. \u00deegar J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson, n\u00faverandi heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra, heyr\u00f0i \u00feetta orti hann:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d3laf og Ragnar, vildarvini<br>v\u00edsu um \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e9g set \u00e1 bla\u00f0.<br>Misstu af J\u00f3ni Sigur\u00f0ssyni<br>en s\u00e1raf\u00e1um eftir \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 12. n\u00f3v. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u00e6lt af munni fram<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson s\u00e1 \u00e1 fors\u00ed\u00f0u DV Magas\u00edn fyrirs\u00f6gn sem er me\u00f0 stu\u00f0lasetningu og lauk vi\u00f0 v\u00edsuna:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Konur stj\u00f3rna \u00f6llu \u00e1<br>\u00d3lafsfir\u00f0i.<br>Eru karlar or\u00f0nir \u00fe\u00e1<br>\neinskis vir\u00f0i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sorp til Reykjav\u00edkur<\/strong><br>\u00de\u00f3rarinn Eldj\u00e1rn s\u00e1 l\u00edka fyrirs\u00f6gn me\u00f0 stu\u00f0lasetningum og sag\u00f0i \u00e1 vefnum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eStundum rekst ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 fyrirsagnir \u00ed bl\u00f6\u00f0um sem eru fullbo\u00f0legir v\u00edsupartar e\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed sem n\u00e6st. \u00cd DV \u00ed dag t.d: \u00deingeyingar senda sorp sitt til Reykjav\u00edkur. Er ekki fall dreifb\u00fdlisins \u00e1 n\u00e6sta leyti \u00feegar jafnvel sorpi\u00f0 leitar su\u00f0ur?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Daufri vist me\u00f0 d\u00e1\u00f0laust sorp<br>\u00ed dreifb\u00fdli senn l\u00fdkur:<br>\u00deingeyingar senda sorp<br>sitt til Reykjav\u00edkur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H\u00e1lfeydd sveit<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson b\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e1lfeydd sveit og hr\u00f6rleg \u00feorp<br>h\u00e9r er engin s\u00e1la r\u00edk,<br>en \u00fea\u00f0 veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feingeyskt sorp<br>\u00feykir pr\u00fd\u00f0a Reykjav\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 26. n\u00f3v. 2002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Undarlegur er andskotinn<\/strong><br>Sigur\u00f0ur Sigur\u00f0arson d\u00fdral\u00e6knir sendi \u00feetta eitt sinn inn \u00e1 Leirinn. \u201e\u00c9g man eftir einni limru eftir hneykslisprest a\u00f0 austan, Gr\u00edm Bessason, sem bj\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00e9g held b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 Hjaltasta\u00f0 og Ei\u00f0um. Ekki man \u00e9g \u00ed bili hven\u00e6r. Biskup fann a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 hann hve or\u00f0lj\u00f3tur hann var og ba\u00f0 hann beita sk\u00e1ldskap s\u00ednum a\u00f0 alm\u00e6ttinu og afrekum \u00feess e\u00f0a \u00fatlistun \u00e1 illverkum \u00feess gamla. Gr\u00edmur kva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 limru:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Undarlegur var andskotinn,<br>er hann hlj\u00f3p \u00ed sv\u00ednst\u00f6trin.<br>\u00d6llum saman stakk hann<br>ofan fyrir bakkann.<br>Helv\u00edskur hundurinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kvi\u00f0urinn er \u00feandari<\/strong><br>Hj\u00e1lmar Freysteinsson sag\u00f0i \u00e1 Leirnum: \u201eV\u00edsindaranns\u00f3knir hafa s\u00fdnt a\u00f0 konur \u00e1 Akureyri er betur aldar en kynsystur \u00feeirra \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i, b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00feyngri og gildari um mi\u00f0juna. \u00dei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 v\u00e6ntanlega heyrt e\u00f0a s\u00e9\u00f0 um \u00feetta fjalla\u00f0 \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum. \u00deetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 miki\u00f0 alv\u00f6rum\u00e1l. \u00de\u00e1 var\u00f0 til \u00feessi staka:&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okkar konur k\u00edl\u00f3 fleiri bera<br>og kvi\u00f0urinn er \u00feandari.<br>\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00feetta hlj\u00f3ti n\u00fa a\u00f0 vera<br>Hafnarfjar\u00f0arbrandari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bl\u00e1 h\u00f6ndin blessi \u00feig<\/strong><br>S\u00e9ra Hj\u00e1lmar J\u00f3nsson d\u00f3mkirkjuprestur var \u00ed heims\u00f3kn hj\u00e1 vini s\u00ednum Halld\u00f3ri Bl\u00f6ndal, forseta Al\u00feingis, fyrir sk\u00f6mmu. \u00deegar hann kvaddi skildi hann eftir \u00feessa v\u00edsu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lei\u00f0i \u00feig um l\u00edfsins stig<br>leiftur sn\u00f6ggur hvinur.<br>Bl\u00e1a h\u00f6ndin blessi \u00feig<br>\u00ed bak og fyrir vinur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Spinnur lopann<\/strong><br>J\u00f3hannes Sigf\u00fasson, hagyr\u00f0ingur og b\u00f3ndi \u00e1 Gunnarsst\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed \u00deistilfir\u00f0i, hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 P\u00e1l P\u00e9tursson, f\u00e9lagsm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra, \u00e1 fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0stefnu hj\u00e1 Sambandi sveitarf\u00e9laga fyrir nokkru. \u00dear r\u00e6ddi P\u00e1ll um h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1nakerfi\u00f0 og tala\u00f0i um allar \u00fe\u00e6r \u00farb\u00e6tur og \u00f6ll \u00feau vi\u00f0b\u00f3tarl\u00e1n sem b\u00fai\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 finna upp. \u00de\u00e1 var\u00f0 til \u00feessi v\u00edsa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ekki er P\u00e1ll \u00e1 speki spar.<br>Spinnur lopann h\u00e9r og \u00fear.<br>A\u00f0 grei\u00f0a l\u00e1n me\u00f0 l\u00e1ni var<br>l\u00f6ngum hagstj\u00f3rn Frams\u00f3knar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"> B\u00e6ndabla\u00f0i\u00f0 10. des. 2002<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skattal\u00e6kkunardagurinn P\u00e9tur Bl\u00f6ndal al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur gladdist mj\u00f6g \u00feegar sam\u00feykkt var a\u00f0 l\u00e6kka skatta \u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00e1 Al\u00feingi \u00ed haust. J\u00f3n Kristj\u00e1nsson, heilbrig\u00f0isr\u00e1\u00f0herra orti \u00fe\u00e1: Peninganna vex n\u00fa vegur,v\u00e6nkast hj\u00e1 P\u00e9tri hagurinn.Skratti er&#8217;ann n\u00fa skemmtilegurskattal\u00e6kkunardagurinn. Alltaf er Bjarni heppinn Bjarni fr\u00e1 Gr\u00f6f var kunnur ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 sinni t\u00ed\u00f0, \u00farsmi\u00f0ur \u00e1 Akureyri og g\u00f3\u00f0ur hagyr\u00f0ingur. 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